Jack Monroe #70 #fakingmemories

[Blurp]

She’s actually got worse at presenting / cooking on camera as her career’s gone on and gained more experience. Odd.

Yes, she was far more assured, calm, confident, etc with Richard and Judy than at any time in the past year. She didn't seem particularly nervous though joking about being on live TV. Compare that to that absolute shitshow on Insta when she gave up on cooking and just sat talking and crying. There's definitely something very wrong with her mental health.

 

[bazzam]

She just eats with her (filthy) hands like all WC people

her sausage fingers that type her stream of consciousness.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

What happened to hanging out in her shed and being the happiest she's ever been? And what happened to Jack Monroe's Camp Kitchen? Is that on the long list of proposed endeavours that never came to anything?

Filed at Canal HQ.

 

[blurstoftimes]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

 

[Tabitha D]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

Those beans look AMAZING!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I think I've just found my new favourite YouTube chef.

KEEP GOING!!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

It's brilliant but I need to know why the music is about 100% less annoying on your video?

 

[Dogmuck]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

That made me happy Bravo that was beaut

 

[NellieBoo]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

Oooh they look amazing! Fancy doing a whole series of short videos?!

 

[Tabitha D]

It's brilliant but I need to know why the music is about 100% less annoying on your video?

I’m slightly disappointed there wasn’t a heavy breathing interlude on this one.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She’s actually got worse at presenting / cooking on camera as her career’s gone on and gained more experience. Odd.

She’s like the Benjamin Button of bad cooking

 

[Flumps]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

1. Love green beans in tomatoey sauce
2. Such clean nails
3. Lovely and calm
4. SUCH ONION SHADE

Loving your work.

 

[Petelgeuse]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

1. Looks lovely , have requested Mrs Geuse makes these
2. Le Creuset... FANCY

 

[Brian Butterfield]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

 

[Flumps]

I’m slightly disappointed there wasn’t a heavy breathing interlude on this one.

Fair point. Where are your weird sex breathing noises @blurstoftimes?

 

[NellieBoo]

She hasn't evolved AT ALL with her recipes/cooking style. Or look at new ways of promoting herself and using SM in new ways. It's the same old, same old and everyone else is passing her by.

 

[Alansbigplate]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

Frau this was wonderful! The Academy would like to award you for your efforts with the Picture of the Year award however we have eaten it as it was made of cheese. I loved how you used PLENTY of black pepper and borrowed one of Jack’s long blonde wigs

 

[Upthisweek]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

This looks amazing, please make more.

 

[Alansbigplate]

This looks amazing, please make more.

I actually think I could follow that and I am one tit cook

 

[Thatmoonringisdanielles]

So I was curious if we are being unfair in making fun of her cooking videos because maybe it’s actually difficult so today I just tried making my own (I’m making an entire mezze feast for my boyfriend’s family tonight). Bearing in mind I have never used IMovie before but a few things : it is REALLY easy to figure out how to cut down the length of the clips and muting the audio is also incredibly simple. Sorry for the music - turns out Jack literally just chose the stock music that comes with iMovie

conclusion: Jack is a lazy, useless idiot

ps this is a recipe to make Lebanese green beans

Your comedy pepper grinder has actually made my day!