Jack Monroe #70 #fakingmemories

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skronkywildcat

I imagine part of the reason Jack is sharing her Dog/Lulu evening is to make Louisa jealous. Or was that too obvious to even bother saying?

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SweetTransvestite

....dreams shattered

I'm howling & clawing at the floor, screaming now into the void of darkness that was once my safe encompassing anchor.
I'm now set adrift, bereft & bewildered at the sheer desolation of my future.

(Does anyone know how to set up a Patreon?)
 
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Harrybosch

Montrachet said:
Not that, Lulu, but she would meet all of the criteria for the next Mrs J. Imagine the duets - "WEEEEELLLL ........ You know you make me wanna shout!!"
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Are you going to tell me? Or are you going to leave me hanging with images of Lulu and our Jackie clad in overpriced leggings on stage, belting out a song about chopping onions?
 
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Uberrima fides

Soho House seems to be where it's all that these days.
 
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Uberrima fides

How on earth she has the brass neck to describe herself as a 'photographer' is beyond me. Taking photos of your grotty cooking doesn't quite cut the mustard. I've just mowed the lawn. It does not make me a landscape gardner.

Harrybosch said:
Are you going to tell me? Or are you going to leave me hanging with images of Lulu and our Jackie clad in overpriced leggings on stage, belting out a song about chopping onions?
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I knew it couldn't be Lulu the singer because the Tattler described her as 'posh'. There are quite a few Scottish members on here, and no way would we describe the screeching one as 'posh', irrespective of her put on London media accent.
 
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NP

Uberrima fides said:
How on earth she has the brass neck to describe herself as a 'photographer' is beyond me. Taking photos of your grotty cooking doesn't quite cut the mustard. I've just mowed the lawn. It does not make me a landscape gardner.
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She becomes an expert in something the moment she starts. She was a “self taught pianist” the moment her sausage fingers plonked the keys.
 
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Pocahontas

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Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

Congratulations to @HarderFaster for the thread title. A handsome 75 reactions 🎉 You are a shining example of just how far a (real) doctorate can get you in life 😂 Recap of thread #70 Seeing as both her Twitter and Instagram are still set to ‘private’, we’ve still not posted screenshots. So...
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Say hello to the new thread.
 
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Pixie06

skronkywildcat said:
I imagine part of the reason Jack is sharing her Dog/Lulu evening is to make Louisa jealous. Or was that too obvious to even bother saying?

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Another song

I'm your private chancer
A chancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private chancer
A chancer for money
And any old music will do
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
 
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