I don’t think she wants us to see his sore nose.Firstly, try posting the photo the correct way round, Jack.
Secondly, is she trolling us with these hashtags?!
Thirdly, Jack, clean your sofa.
I don’t think she wants us to see his sore nose.Firstly, try posting the photo the correct way round, Jack.
Secondly, is she trolling us with these hashtags?!
Thirdly, Jack, clean your sofa.
Ah she’s definitely trying hard, I’ll give her that. Pre leaf-turning, if someone suggested Instant Noodles she would have snapped back “eat them at 1230 every day!” But this person is getting a “good shout” . Maybe they’re a BT (Blue Ticker) though...
I remember this incident!!!!! What a total nightmare she is. When the whole Ryan Thomas thing happened not one person who had ever worked with her had anything nice to say about her. Jackie, take note.Roxanne pallette used to be on our local radio station. The presenters went carting (don't quite me in that, it was something that had wheels on), she had such a bad accident they had to air ambulance her to hospital. When it all came out a few days later all she had was a mildly sprained wrist but had made such a fuss they thought she was seriously hurt. There was uproar about it. She used to live near a friend of mine, and I won't repeat when she said about her and her odd boyfriend.
That's the first 'thankyou' from New Jack.
I don't think I can articulate quite how much I dislike her. None of this is funny.
At least it makes a change from "GOT THAT"
Is she reall trying to convince people he's all but levitating. turn the pic round properly.
I was a bit embarrassed to say I thought it looked quite appetisingduck me sideways, you lot are amazing. Nothing gets past this Cabal.
That is definitely the fish pie, the description on the pack is almost word perfect on her post, the piped topping is the final giveaway. It even mentions the Red Leicester!
STOP SAYING "MOM." YOU'RE NEITHER AMERICAN NOR FROM THE MIDLANDS, YOU MASSIVE bleeping WEAPON.
Oh my God, I'd been trying to think of who she's reminding me of lately and it's totally Jill Tyrrell. Watch out for an upcoming Insta story of her jogging in her heels and granny pants in an effort to entice her next rich fiancee.This new Rootin' Tootin' (hootin') Jack is equal parts horrifying and hilarious. I actually can't quite believe it's happening.
She's like a real-life version of one of those characters Julia Davis plays - Jill Tyrell in Nighty Night, the girlfriend in Camping or the sociopath in Sally Forever. I never knew people like that actually existed, but clearly they do and thrive rather well in the Twitter/Instagram realm.
So you can lock them in a room and let them disappear up their own arses, surely?My fantasy dinner party now includes Jackie, Jameela Jamil, Roxanne Pallett, Caitlin Moran and Vonny LeClerc.