I think any kind of luminescence may actually be a consequence of your black (excuse me, multi-coloured apart from when appearing on a video conference) eye, Jack.Marmalade Atkins said:
Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone
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How has she managed to achieve the mysterious grey / green tinge on the topping of this? Can any food experts help me out here?
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ETA - I tried to watch it with my child when they were a similar age and not only did they constantly laugh at how dated things were, but most of it went over their head.
Excuse me! Jack is a food expert. And a double doctorate!
Has she stopped using her tongue to take photos? 
I think / hope it’s a shadow...
and four kinds of green veg, because thats exactly what the birdseye steam fresh green medley is. Nothing wrong with using them but don't try and make it more than it is. 'If' its a ready meal its easier to move it into a dish while frozen then squidge to fit.
Also, Why, WHY? is no one asking what the fuckery went on with the mass deletion.She's got them on the virtual koolaid for sure.
I don’t understand why, if it’s all cosy and lovely, they’re facing a sideboard (Cotswolds, natch) with an open laptop on it, and Tweeting. She’s got a huge living room, no? Everything she does is off.
She left, now duck off
She dabbed some mould on it from the walls? Potatoes turn black if they're peeled and out of water for some time.
Grunking and wondering why ch4 continue to book those crusty old men comedians when the future of British comedy is clearly in these threads? Maybe Louisa joined tattle to #pitch to us.
Also what came first - the hideous insta mama bag or delusional aspirations of insta mamahood? #momofboys
Also what came first - the hideous insta mama bag or delusional aspirations of insta mamahood? #momofboys
Apparently so, and now THRICE weekly milk deliveries, to boot.
I daren't go on Facebook as my brother has messaged me about a chair he wants me to collect and I have a lot of napping to do. Feel like I am letting the cabal down.willing to take one for the team and join Foodim but it sounds as dull as duck.
That looks more the height of a coffee table. Did we have coffee table on the list of Cotswold catalogue stuff?
My lockdown was lightened a lot by a couple of actors recreating films, sitcoms and film posters. They were crowdfunding a calendar, I ordered three. These people are comedy geniuses
I find it hard to imagine it being any less pretty. The veg looked like they had been boiled to death.
‘Tis but an age old conundrum. Freud is no doubt turning in his grave, trying to fathom the exact point at which someone goes on the turn and aspires to nothing more than instamama status. The chemical reaction probably strikes at the moment they hear their first ding of the Patreon account. Only after hashtagging the life out of their poor innocent kid.
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