Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone

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Uberrima fides

Prudejude said:
Sex worker she said as well.
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She says she was a sex worker, but do you notice that out of all the illnesses she claims to have had, she has never said she had STDs. If she had said that, I would have sent her a scrubbing brush and a bottle of Dettol.
 
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JoyceDivision

You forgot *quivery, sniffling voice & reverential manner* accidental conqueror of my worst fears
 
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MancBee

Uberrima fides said:
She says she was a sex worker, but do you notice that out of all the illnesses she claims to have had, she has never said she had STDs. If she had said that, I would have sent her a scrubbing brush and a bottle of Dettol.
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I wouldn't want to see the hospital photos from that visit.
 
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Uberrima fides

Blurp said:
I don't know what filters she uses, but it all looks pretty dark and grubby. Surely not what a supposed cookery book writer should want.
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Why is she putting chips with a pie which is topped by mash? The vegetables are overcooked.
 
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PoorPatrol

Captainmouse said:
Whispers buddy Oliver!
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You know you’re absolutely right! I’m guilty of having double standards with how I feel about these things, I have to admit. I think he’s a lovely boy, clearly right into it, much better at cooking than Jack and he’s clearly not being pushed, but still.... there’s no need for him to be publicly doing what he’s doing. I have two nephews on different sides who are really into cooking, nobody’s even thinking that they ought to have a platform! They just cook and enjoy eating with their families. A child cannot ever truly ‘consent’ to being online, is my overriding feeling.
 
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Uberrima fides

She is really playing up that she is some sort of a great mother. For whose benefit is she doing this? A prospective fanbase? Social Services?
 
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edinburghcastle

Fruitjack said:
New wholesome Mum Jack is one of her worst incarnations yet
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This new Rootin' Tootin' (hootin') Jack is equal parts horrifying and hilarious. I actually can't quite believe it's happening.

She's like a real-life version of one of those characters Julia Davis plays - Jill Tyrell in Nighty Night, the girlfriend in Camping or the sociopath in Sally Forever. I never knew people like that actually existed, but clearly they do and thrive rather well in the Twitter/Instagram realm.
 
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Scarletfever

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Really disturbing what she has tweeted tonight about her son's appetite and the avalanche of tweets replying. EDs are rising amongst boys and young men and this type of conversation does not help
 
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Atisketatasket

Absolutely fucking SHAMELESS

THAT'S IT!!!!! OMG THAT IS IT
 
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PoorPatrol

Especially as it still looks like unappetising shite, there’s literally no point in making him wait. Just take a quick snap with one of your many expensive phones, Cack.
 
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peperomia

Pocahontas said:
Perfectly applied, in her case. That concealer she uses is witchcraft. Still waiting for her aff link to be honest
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Errr I think you'll find it's fourteen expertly applied layers of Touche Ecunt, shade Bare Faced (FUCKING LIAR)
 
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