Why would you bother? I'd just start the talk explaining then go into it. This is obviously assuming a black eye covered in makeup not a black eye constructed by makeup.
Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously
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If she had fourteen layers of concealer there would be an actual shelf of concealer sitting on her skin.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s Jackie M.
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s Jackie M.
Can't wait to see it
Maybe if she’d removed the original makeup, it wouldn’t be so difficult to conceal?
So sad it's not a multiple of three. Also YOU'VE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT IT FOR 48 HOURS you daft bint.
So strange, my friend and I were just talking about this the other day the new found Judaism in the Scottish Jack!!
Cheers
OoohThe Kirby & Lewis one? It’s on the roundabout by the angel pub
Don’t forget the BTL's
Also, won‘t ‘housing professionals’ know the difference between a crappy bungalow and an actual decent house? Oh dear god, this could go horribly wrong.
my five choices for bingo (late to the party I know, I’ve been BUSY)
‘more bread and jam, mummy’
‘Unscrewed the lightbulbs’
‘Turned off the fridge’
‘Open house sale’
‘walked miles in the rain’
Now absolutely get fucked x
That, is possibly the best thing my eyes have EVER seen.
I'm genuinely crying
Bravo!
You have officially won at the Internet!
Babe, same!That, is possibly the best thing my eyes have EVER seen.
I'm genuinely crying
"Concealer intensifies"
I don't want to exaggerate like a certain someone but I'm pretty sure I just got whiplash caused by the abrupt halt thread #52 came to.
Enjoyed the age/show size chat like your feet get bigger or smaller as you get older!
Also the chat about the Omega watch/no house or keys for her 21st... my mum took me to the Harvester for tea for mine
Enjoyed the age/show size chat like your feet get bigger or smaller as you get older!
Also the chat about the Omega watch/no house or keys for her 21st... my mum took me to the Harvester for tea for mine
How does one cover glittery eyeshadow with 14 layers of concealer? How come she didn't use just 3 layers?
Yet no picture ?Baby Jane had less make up on
Bet she's wrapping up the talk by now, she'll be all "thank you so Matt much, Matt"
Gawd love us, that was one hell of a Grunking I just went on (#65-68)
From what I can gather, Jack's castle of lies began to crumble down around her, with Louisa "vividly" recalling Jack's claim that she had invented Healthy Choice vouchers. Rather than stop this misunderstanding
from getting out of hand... she headbutted the sink.
Unfortunately the bruise wasn't developing as gruesomely as she'd hoped, so she cracked out the highlighter.
Furious that both Tattle and Twitter alike were openly pissing themselves laughing at her terrible blending, she huffed down to A&E to waste their precious time and resources, knowing damn well that anyone rocking up claiming concussion would have to be given a full array of tests regardless of it being obviously made up.
Sharing some photographs of the interior of a hospital, she was sure everyone would now believe the shimmering eye. Alas, we ain't a bunch of idiots Jacques, and were still suspicious of her unlikely story. "Conspiracy wankers!" she cried, turning her back to the camera "I'll not show you my face again for many days."
From what I can gather, Jack's castle of lies began to crumble down around her, with Louisa "vividly" recalling Jack's claim that she had invented Healthy Choice vouchers. Rather than stop this misunderstanding
from getting out of hand... she headbutted the sink. Unfortunately the bruise wasn't developing as gruesomely as she'd hoped, so she cracked out the highlighter.
Furious that both Tattle and Twitter alike were openly pissing themselves laughing at her terrible blending, she huffed down to A&E to waste their precious time and resources, knowing damn well that anyone rocking up claiming concussion would have to be given a full array of tests regardless of it being obviously made up.
Sharing some photographs of the interior of a hospital, she was sure everyone would now believe the shimmering eye. Alas, we ain't a bunch of idiots Jacques, and were still suspicious of her unlikely story. "Conspiracy wankers!" she cried, turning her back to the camera "I'll not show you my face again for many days."
What is the housing thing? Is it a public thing?
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