Wow. She’s mass deleted everything. I wonder why! This is too funny, she keeps ‘tripping over her own feet’ and getting into jams entirely of her own making. What a crazy 5 months its been - JO tantrum, DKL disaster, break-up with gf, crappy Hellmans gig, hair shorn, David Walliams tantrum, mental breakdown, expensive dash to Edinburgh during lockdown, kitten disaster, shard in foot accident, flouncing into Thread 31 on Tattle, Annunziata Rees Mogg tantrum, ouchy mouth with red lippy and teething necklace, granny panty pics, and shiny make-up ‘shiner’ and here we are.
Fecking exhausting. Seriously though.