Ooh - is “absolutely get fucked” the new “now duck off”?
Ooh - is “absolutely get fucked” the new “now duck off”?
I think she was quiet for just over 3.5 hours. I almost mentioned it!Was there “a couple of hours” today she wasn’t tweeting to allow for this sleep?
My mother did that. She said it was because she couldn't be bothered to cut triangles. They were made with the cheapest white sliced, blue bits picked off before I saw them (she missed that bit out sometimes), the mould cut off the cheese, more scraped off the margarine, then everything doused in salad cream and maybe a single cucumber slab. The rectangular shape made it easier to stack and wrap 2 foot of cling film round them until they resembled a deformed haggis in shape and then they'd be rammed/crumpled into a corner of a small ice cream tub to make space for a carton of Um Bongo and a fake KitKat. On special occasions (school trips), she'd fill them with margarine, salad cream and an egg and chuck in a Mint Club and a packet of Sainsbury's salt & vinegar for poshness.Ah yes, that well known class distinguisher - how you cut your sandwiches. 'Common' people, of course, cut it in rectangles, like our Jackie.
Nice angle for the enhanced lips though.Jesus Christ in heaven. View attachment 231223
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I love that you had to clarify you did the sunglasses, as we’re really not that far off her doing this as her next twitter shitfitJesus Christ in heaven. View attachment 231223
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Her mum just got out of hospital! And she’s taken dirty minging books to A&E! I need a lie down
...And that's an urgent Safeguarding report if I've ever seen and filed one. Which, as it is literally part of my job, I've done many, many times for less dubious sounding ones than this.
She could have, but I would have thought she'd have known about it sooner. I am probably wrong as I am no doctor of course. I am in the position of hoping its nothing and being annoyed at the whole thing and feeling bad if something is genuinely up. Either way SB should not be subjected to this.Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
She has hurt herself, the swelling does looks sore but in typical Monroe style, its SEVERE.Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
I just feel a bit bad
Exactly this....And that's an urgent Safeguarding report if I've ever seen and filed one. Which, as it is literally part of my job, I've done many, many times for less dubious sounding ones than this.It reads exactly like a narrative for got pissed, fell over, then passed out on the sofa drunk. I hope somebody at his school follows her account and fired up CPOMS or made a MASH referral with screenshots.
No ten year old should be sitting there checking his mother isn't dead and saying he was a bit worried/would have called an ambulance if she'd stopped breathing, if nothing else because it makes it sounds as though being spark out on the sofa isn't an unusual occurrence for him.
She might have done but why put it all on twitter? And why is everything wrapped in obvious lies?Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
I just feel a bit bad
Believe me, I *know*.Children of drunks do this
There's usually some truth to her tit, she just plenty of peppers it to be the worst of all the worst thing ever to happen to anyone EVER. There are always inconsistencies and weird stuff that doesn't make any sense or add up. I feel like too many of her followers are the same attention seeking types and encourage the behaviour far too much but there ya go.Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
I just feel a bit bad
It’s possible. But even if that’s the case, she has obviously enhanced the injury with makeup. (Why would she do that?). And she’s such a serial liar, with a history of similar incidents (recorded in these threads). that it’s hard to believe her.Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
I just feel a bit bad
If you genuinely hurt yourself and are concerned, you at least get yourself seen to. Would your first reaction, on apparently smashing your face into a tap, be to post on social media, then not do anything about it until the next day?Don't shoot me down here BUT what if she has actually hurt herself? I'm so confused I also feel like it's really not any of my business but it's in the public domain and I'm curious, could she possibly have genuinely hurt herself?
I just feel a bit bad