Why? was the podding machine broken, must have been sooo difficult to pod by hand, go have a nap
you could not pay me enough to eat that, why does she hate food? Why does she make everything look like the contents of a waste disposal unit?
Why? was the podding machine broken, must have been sooo difficult to pod by hand, go have a nap
But it will sure clear her nostrils.Chilli on the courgette? Ouchy mouth?
It'll be this one.A 2 metre dining table? Oh, that is so very poverty stricken. Surprised she hasn't told us the bijoux furniture store she got it from. There was me thinking someone as hard up as JM would go into a supermarket and ask them if they had any old cardboard boxes she could staple together to make a table.
So poor louisa is out of pocket there no doubt.
Honestly this one of the few times I'm glad my nonna and nonno have passed. They're probably still rotating in their grave, and likely do so everytime someone cooks pasta in the sauceMy Italian friend would smite her for that abomination
But do you notice that Mrs J didn't get to saw the table in half and take it with her when she left. The whole table is still residing at Chateau Jacques.
Marmalade, I love that!Have you finished, Jack? I was quietly reading about panda sex and I'd like to get back to it now, thank you very Matt much, Matt. Xoxo
Panda sex? We've had two pandas at Edinburgh Zoo for years now, and not once have those furry friends done the horizontal mambo. Nope, not even when offered extra bamboo and candle lighting as a bribe.Have you finished, Jack? I was quietly reading about panda sex and I'd like to get back to it now, thank you very Matt much, Matt. Xoxo
Darl? Good grief, all Ozzy now.
Yes! I know nothing about photography, but her filters are awful! It makes everything look festering and radioactive ... and not in a fun way.If I'm being nice...at least she's being somewhat productive? She really needs to get over whatever filter she's using to make everything look too dark, though. It's not appealing when it's food photography. Make it light and cheerier, dear heart.
She makes her food look like crime scene photos. And maybe a lot of the time they should be seen as that... but it's hardly enticing a lot of people in!Yes! I know nothing about photography, but her filters are awful! It makes everything festering and radioactive ... and not in a fun way.
Whoever it was, they should get their tongue surgically removed from Jack's posterior. It is so sycophantic that I don't even know if it is someone taking the piss. JM is too unaware to realise that.Her followers are so OTT aren't they?
She makes her food look like crime scene photos. And maybe a lot of the time they should be seen as that... but it's hardly enticing a lot of people in!
I thought the idea looked familiar. Not the actual dish of course, hers looks awful. And no, no, no, that is not Carbonara in any way.View attachment 227191View attachment 227192
Any chance someone may have read this mornings guardian?
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That is a great line. I must keep it in mind for personal use. Thanks.She makes her food look like crime scene photos.
Lol, J, if you see this, feel free to use it on your next book blurb.That is a great line. I must keep it in mind for personal use. Thanks.
No, there is no ouchy mouthChilli on the courgette? Ouchy mouth?
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