Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
greedy goblin. I love rice and definitely eat too much of it
The bowl isn't that big. They are the Sophie Conran ones. I've seen them in John Lewis and I'm certain that's the cereal bowl size not some massive one as she says it is. Sick of hearing her go on about portion sizes. It makes me anxious about my eating and I'm sure it's the same for others
 
Reactions: 35
Inside, outside, garage, shed... could be anywhere.
Has she gone into the Twi-shite
zone I mean the Twilight zone?

Erm she's keeps plugging her books just tell the woman how long to pickle flaming beans. It's hardly big secret. She's so irritable. Best not to ask for her advice she just tells you to read her book.
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 12
Whenever she wishes people goodnight she's usually still tweeting three hours later, so I expect we're in for a late one tonight.
 
Reactions: 25
This is epic
 
Reactions: 4
The magic number amount of books as well.
Yeah I don’t get that at all! I miss reading but even when I was reading books like a greedy reading goblin I still could only manage one at a time. Does she open them all and read a page each?
ETA - I’ve dipped in and out of books and I suppose have been technically reading a few at a time, but not literally and physically. More timey wimey stuff.
 
Reactions: 18
This type of gold is why I can’t stay away from these thread
 
Reactions: 28
Ah, simultaneously reading and tweeting. One of her more brilliant skills, as beautifully demonstrated during the DW trials.
 
Reactions: 29

Enjoying her books, clearly.


For context, she’s absolutely HOOTING at this.


I wouldn’t get too excited, Squigs.
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 43
I'm all caught up now and it seems I'm not the only one
The thread has been great tonight, Jackie is on top performing form. 3 books, a yes absolutely, more lies, new slop and a photo of it? Fraus we have been spoiled! I wonder what phase the moon is in

Since you are reading here Jack, constantly mentioning on sm that you are alone is not very sensible when you have a 'stalker'.
Also re Cooper's nose as if those mice are attacking him constantly. If this was a reoccurring problem then surely you would get him to the vet since mice can transmit many diseases including zoonotic ones which the cat can give to you. Or if you are inferring it is the invisible bramble plant then you need to block his access to said plant in order to allow his nose to heal once and for all. Also you really need to buy a couple of decent nail brushes, one soft and one coarse. Don't forget a vegetable brush for all those earthy legumes you have diligently harvested from your shitty 'bungalow's' garden. It's good practice to clean your veg whether home grown or shop bought. Since you are a non Maine Coon owner and grubby nailed gardener Google Legionaires disease and Leptospirosis. Also thread worms if you have a strong stomach. Then read a nice book called Coronavirus For Children with lovely illustrations by Axel Scheffler for further information on washing your hands Jack. Hand hygiene has never been more important.
 
Reactions: 43
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.