Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano

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That risotto looks like something I’ve seen on The Walking Dead.
 
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That cabbage stuff looks like the pot pourri the library used to have on the windowsill of the lavvies
 
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Are these her books in the background of the awful looking risotto pic?
 
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I'm sorry but that risotto looks like something I spewed up in uni after drinking too much boxed red wine. Also wow 75g of risotto for one? Gee thanks Jack, I would never have thought to Google what the portion size for a single serving was.

Massive love as ever to our chief librarians @Silver Linings & @Marmalade Atkins for archiving Jackie's ridiculous social media content.
 
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That risotto looks like something I’ve seen on The Walking Dead.
Textured slop? Interesting *strokes beard* feeling particularly chuffed as piglet who nearly died is now very firmly on solid food now after consuming a truckload of milky creamy slop (his choice) his breakthrough food was a banana!
 
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That stuff’s about £13 for a jar and once it’s open you have to use it within 6 weeks, so I’m not it is that great value TBH. (Also, it’s a reduction so wouldn’t it still contain alcohol? Not sure on that one).
It's ok as she said she wouldn't drink it she really doesn't have a clue.
 
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I thought she'd cooked the risotto this evening?? How is it light outside in the photos then?
Or have I got it wrong??
My thoughts exactly - why is she pretending she's only just cooked it and it's only just ready at 9.30pm and then post a photo which is clearly taken in broad daylight? What is the point of these LIES?
 
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That stuff’s about £13 for a jar and once it’s open you have to use it within 6 weeks, so I’m not it is that great value TBH. (Also, it’s a reduction so wouldn’t it still contain alcohol? Not sure on that one).
I thought tea was her go to replacement for wine (cos of the tannin apparently) instead of a fancy reduction.
 
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