And another Americanism for the list (I’ve lived in both US and UK so sometimes I have no idea which side of the Atlantic I’m on, linguistically!)It’s asshole that gets on my nerves. Bleurgh. Unnecessary and vulgar ( hoicks bosom )
Why would the bins even feature - focus would be on her / the food
No wonder she cannot be arsed emptying them.This right there highlights her laziness. She is such a couch potato that she has to have a maky bin down the side of the sofa and or bed. Also referring to her son as a small child in an earlier tweet when in fact at 10 years old a child is no longer small in size or mentality. She just says that to milk her 'single mum's status for all it's worth.
That’s right up there with using a bag to hold stuff!She needs to post these genius ideas to British Goop on Instagram. Comedy gold.
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Omfg the cheek of this, she’s spent more time chatting about the harvester salad bar and stupid biscoff than anything to do with this campaign!And look what she's faved View attachment 224312
And bins. Don't forget the bins.Omfg the cheek of this, she’s spent more time chatting about the harvester salad bar and stupid biscoff than anything to do with this campaign!
She’s 5ft2 and hates to exercise - he’s in the military - and she decked him? Um, okayNot doubting her telling of this story but also seem to remember another version, something about him questioning her ability to do something (shit, really can’t remember the details) but know it was different! Anyway, she beat him up and used the line “I don’t think a man being beaten up by his sister goes down too well in the army”.. or something like that...
Truth. ThankyouOmfg the cheek of this, she’s spent more time chatting about the harvester salad bar and stupid biscoff than anything to do with this campaign!
Well, it is her magnum opus and a seminal work of our time. It's only proper for it to be treated with the reverence it deserves.Did anyone notice this? She treating 'Potatoes' like The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
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What a boy Rashford is though!She’s retweeted Marcus Rashford -
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Trying to get herself attached to that again when she did bugger all (publicly).
Lol there is a tip on there about using a pita bread if you don’t have a clutch bagThat’s right up there with using a bag to hold stuff!
Well, it is her magnum opus and a seminal work of our time. It's only proper for it to be treated with the reverence it deserves.
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The year is 2120.
The Earth has been ravaged by nuclear war, meteor strikes and solar flares.
The internet is a thing of the past, with history once again passed down through the oral teachings of a handful of scattered tribes.
In the sun-bleached ruins of a place once known, according to the old tales, as Southend, a lone scavenger in search of food stumbles upon a miraculously unscathed storage unit. The words "Cotswold Co. Ltd" are faintly visible through the thick film of dust.
Wrenching the doors open, the scavenger can barely believe the sight before him: one shelf entirely filled with tins of beans. The other, crammed to bursting with folders full of printed pages chronicling the wisdom of the scholars from the fabled land known only as "Tattle."
And right at the top of the pile, in a gold folder all of its own, he finds the single most important literary discovery in a hundred years. The first page simply reads "Potatoes, by Jack Monroe - age 32 1/4."
By the time he's finished reading, the scavenger - one of the few survivors trying to find his way in this broken world - has tears streaming down his aged, weather-beaten face.
"It's true what they say," he whispers to nobody, moved by the struggles of those who came before him and full of renewed appreciation for what little he has. "There's always someone worse off than yourself."
Now fuck off.
Pop in to the food and drink thread on off topic sometimes there’s no need to keep up & am right there with you with the bad MH times & the hooting xHello Fraus. I've been here since the early threads lurking under an alias and finally changing to my real self Babysnark after I worried about triangulation. I have at times posted utterly useless replies and added nothing to the thread.
I read you all every day but I'm always too far behind to properly get involved. Like some here I have bad mental health issues that affect my every day life. Every few pages of a thread I "hoot" at the comments here and other tattle threads which is something that is now rare for me.
The heady days of DKL are behind us. But I'm so glad we are all still here xxx
I try to keep up there too but I have various love island celebs to keep tabs on as well as Mcfly wives (kind of joking). I would love to get more involved soon xPop in to the food and drink thread on off topic sometimes there’s no need to keep up & am right there with you with the bad MH times & the hooting x
Instead of DKL, she should have been on Blue Peter - "here's one I made earlier with some sticky back plastic". She has a unique talent - spouting verbal diarrhoea. Any suggestions for what she could create out of all her rinsed baked bean cans? An extension of the Eurotunnel?
There was an article in the Daily Mail yesterday about Kate and William's Kensington Palace apartment having 20 massive rooms. Sounds like the same arrangement JM has going on in Southend.'Library-Lounge' ? Is this a shitty bungalow or a Tardis?
Perhaps her ideal role would be as a presenter on Crimewatch. Jack 'I'm on the case' Munroe.It could herald the dawn of a new style of policing and reporting: just follow Mackie around and always be on the scene exactly when and where needed! She could be a very valuable tool indeed
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