Jack Monroe #63 I tend to move in circles of cookery and politics rather than outrage and vitriol

[NP]

She knows this is already a thing right? A speculoos base for key lime pie isn’t maverick.

 

[Silver Linings]

Instagram stories:
View attachment 222856

That’s a different bag! How many did they give her?

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

View attachment 222821View attachment 222822



We should deliberately talk about something disgusting! Although we could talk about anything and she would make it so.

Spoiler: Ed baity tweet (again!)

View attachment 222824

View attachment 222829

This is presumably her subtle way of telling the world she's got a date.

 

[Lanie]

Maybe she's got a new 'lover'.

She going out, hooray we can all sleep soundly in our beds tonight again... No angry bitter nobody likes me tweets tonight, unless dinner goes wrong.

That’s a different bag! How many did they give her?

I don't think I have ever seen a chavier outfit there not been on an ironic TV sketch. I hope she's eating at maccies.

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: Sigh. Jack lying about eating. ED.

 

[IndigoStar]

Ring them, you plonker. Someone else could be desperate for a table. Are we supposed to speculate on who she’s going with?

Ruby Rose?

 

[Adayinthelife]

This is presumably her subtle way of telling the world she's got a date.

subtle my backside

 

[Alansbigplate]

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

(facepalm) NOT broadcasting to the entire globe via twitter as to when you're not at home has to be Internet Safety 101. She's 32, a fully grown adult, with stalkers, so she MUST know this. (I also recommend not mentioning/photographing the fact that you live by anything locally noteworthy.

(insert 'You are really dumb, for real' Antoine Dodson gif plz!)

 

[NP]

So locked down. So immunocompromised.

Lest we forget, less than half a year ago Jack was so concerned about her chronic conditions that she missed a week of filming for DKL, aka the biggest media opportunity she ever had.

Now she's jaunting to London for not one, but two meals. There's still a pandemic on, you massive crank.

I mean, I'm just gonna ignore the blatent binge-baiting, because I'm sick of someone thin making an absolute mockery of a condition that makes my life a frequent hell and searching for approval for a feigned massive appetite.

But mainly, I just hate the stupid flights of fancy she has, which none of her moron followers seem to ever pick up on. I wish she'd just duck off the face of the earth, you know.

Excuse me, she had a compromised immune system but she was NOT immunocompromised. She was mistaken with her words according to our Jack

And she missed the first week of DKL because of a cough and they had to be extra cautious. No, sorry, hayfever. She later said hayfever. So it wasn’t a cough.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Gingreenie: The Cocktail Collection

Oh, don't give her even more ideas!

 

[Oofadoofa]

View attachment 222840sexy!View attachment 222841
Yes, we’ve all seen The Vicar of Dibley.

This is likely a classic example of one of those “that didn’t happen“ stories that her brother has been blocked from pointing out.

 

[Veronicaaa]

(facepalm) NOT broadcasting to the entire globe via twitter as to when you're not at home has to be Internet Safety 101. She's 32, a fully grown adult, with stalkers, so she MUST know this. (I also recommend not mentioning/photographing the fact that you live by anything locally noteworthy.

(insert 'You are really dumb, for real' Antoine Dodson gif plz!)

Very true - especially when you've got a house chock full of expensive items, and no insurance.

 

[NP]

Don’t worry @Miss Anne Thrope, she has the entire crappy bungalow covered with CCTV.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

That’s a different bag! How many did they give her?

They sponsored Mother of daughters too, she left an endorsement about their pushchair covers (ooh, Tattle thread cross-over!) I really like the aqua leopard-print, but I'll be named to all eternity if I buy one knowing Clemmie shills for them.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Spoiler: Sigh. Jack lying about eating. ED.

View attachment 222858

She's saying she did this as a teen - when she's also said she suffered from anorexia as a teen. Which is true, Jack?

 

[Oofadoofa]

subtle my backside

It’s difficult to understand. So her and her date have agreed to got out, presumably they’ve agreed on a time at least, and likely a town. Weird then that they both booked restaurants but at massively different times? This is course all hypothetical, what with it being essentially just an exercise in trying cling onto some thread of logic from the mind of a pathological liar. But, still...

 

[Lanie]

If my date showed up to anywhere like that I would turn around and go back home. She's 32 not 13 and found the local JD sports

It’s difficult to understand. So her and her date have agreed to got out, presumably they’ve agreed on a time at least, and likely a town. Weird then that they both booked restaurants but at massively different times? This is course all , what with it being essentially just an exercise in trying cling onto some thread of logic from the mind of a pathological liar. But, still...

We need pheobe. Does anyone remember the episode when Monica and chandler argue over the time of the movie and pheobe has it written on her book. She should have told one of us and we could have sorted her.

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She could have posted this just for us