And what has our oh so important poverty campaigner ended the year with?
"Hadjipaterasmate! How do you do, fellow GREEK? Oi oi perky blinder!" Of course
"Hadjipaterasmate! How do you do, fellow GREEK? Oi oi perky blinder!" Of course
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Good evening canal and happy new year when it comes. Woke up this morning with a trapped nerve in my neck which is b sore, so spending Hogmanay propped up in bed. My 11 year old is delighted because she really didn’t want to be forced to sit up watching Jools Holland anyway.
So in true Jack style I’m finishing the year with ouchy neck, ouchy feet (plantar fasciitis) and ouchy pelvis (endometriosis). Updating my X bio as we speak. Send cashos.
So in true Jack style I’m finishing the year with ouchy neck, ouchy feet (plantar fasciitis) and ouchy pelvis (endometriosis). Updating my X bio as we speak. Send cashos.
How long do you have keep garlic before it sprouts?
I think the means to access timely care for your pet is the necessity. Some people have savings, some have assets they could mortgage or sell, some people have a credit card with a big available balance, and some people have insurance. The important thing is you can fund their care when needed. The problem is, she says that funding that care was an issue. Now she can't insure against a pre existing issue. But also she seems to have a reserve of cash.
Some pets get 22 years with @TheDragonWithAFlagon and some are stuck with guest. That dice really does provide terrifyingly polar outcomes.
Happy New year ninnies!
I thought Jools was doing a Jack Hootenanny special, but it was a joke meme, phew!
I thought Jools was doing a Jack Hootenanny special, but it was a joke meme, phew!
Bollock sausages, lemonade, banana and maize snacks. Mmmmm.
Very little here to make a meal with that doesn't involve "sandwich" or "on toast".
To match her ginormous trotters
I never insured our last cat. Had to pay out a few hundred 5 years ago and nearly a grand in his last month, with insurance we still would have had to pay out for some of it. He was a very relaxed home body.
New cat is insured as he is mental though and I expect him to injure himself at some point.
New cat is insured as he is mental though and I expect him to injure himself at some point.
Happy New Year ninnies. Hope you get everything you wish for in 2025. Thanks for being excellent company over the last year.
Happy New Year to all the Fraus und Herren, best wishes for a happy and healthy 2025. You all brighten my days.
May all your teeth shine bright like chickens.
May all your teeth shine bright like chickens.
Happy new year you funny, lovely bunch 
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I hope 2025 is gentle with you!
.I hope 2025 is gentle with you!
Happy New Year everyone!
I’ve just flicked on the telly and SMOTFA is on Hootenanny. I looked in vain for guest among the luminaries at his table but she was strangely absent.
Happy Ninnie Year to everyone except Jack 
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Happy New Year to all of the ninnies.
Not to you Jack ya big con artist. Is your Patreon still up you scammy twit?
That's what I thought
Not to you Jack ya big con artist. Is your Patreon still up you scammy twit?
That's what I thought
She can't even say Happy New Year without being a cringe twit. Good old Jack lol. Starting 2025 as she means to go on.
I’ve met Sadiq 
tho I still wouldn’t first name him. He might be a smoller pixie than Guest but he was very polite.
tho I still wouldn’t first name him. He might be a smoller pixie than Guest but he was very polite.
Blwyddyn Newydd Dda pawb! 
Here’s to as Jack-Free a 2025 as we can hope for. 
Here’s to as Jack-Free a 2025 as we can hope for. 
good grief
stop shortening words
Calm down there colonel guest
stop shortening words
Calm down there colonel guest
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