Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

[pumbilical cord]

Happy New Year you wonderful ninnyfraus.

I'm coming in like the edgy teenage boy I am (not), to say I love the Ted films and Seth MacFarlane stuff. But I reckon it all went over Jack's head. And it's definitely not cerebral.

Of course she has to mention it's a large dog. I have no idea why her bringing up it's large all the time annoys the corned beef out of me, but there we are.

Here's to another year of my parasocial dependence on you lot to keep me sane. I really value this place, not just as a place to witch about my fave slopgibbon, but because this community restores my faith in humanity on a regular basis. Go well pals x

 

[Soup or Noodle]

Happy new year, ninnies. Reading those screenshots, is guest implying that her and SB's dad are back in a relationship and living as a family of 3?

He must have a new partner.

 

[Never would have guest]

Happy new year, ninnies. Reading those screenshots, is guest implying that her and SB's dad are back in a relationship and living as a family of 3?

He must have a new partner.

Have to admit I wondered this too.....

Anyway....happy new year to you all. I may only be a new member but have been reading along since the dire spuds (might go find the old Harold stuff as it looks like a lark) and you have all cheered me up endlessly.

 

[Wooh]

Ummm…just add bicarbonate of soda or baking powder to plain as you go
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Has anyone googled this bread malarkey before?

I googled "orange juice cornflower bread" today. I found quite a few recipes. Lots of them, actually.

Except it's orange juice corn flour bread.

Do you think Jack just made a mistake and doubled down on it?

Because, like, she's a bleeping idiot?

 

[hereforthechaos]

Bollock sausages, lemonade, banana and maize snacks. Mmmmm.

Very little here to make a meal with that doesn't involve "sandwich" or "on toast".

She slipped and showed she really can't cook and that's what she's theoretically do with her £20 budget.

 

[YerDa]

Has anyone googled this bread malarkey before?

I googled "orange juice cornflower bread" today. I found quite a few recipes. Lots of them, actually.

Except it's orange juice corn flour bread.

Do you think Jack just made a mistake and doubled down on it?

Because, like, she's a bleeping idiot?

Absolutely.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

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Absolutely.

Well she's been irritating my eyes for years, so maybe she is using cornflower.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Happy New Year you wonderful ninnyfraus.

I'm coming in like the edgy teenage boy I am (not), to say I love the Ted films and Seth MacFarlane stuff. But I reckon it all went over Jack's head. And it's definitely not cerebral.

Of course she has to mention it's a large dog. I have no idea why her bringing up it's large all the time annoys the corned beef out of me, but there we are.

Here's to another year of my parasocial dependence on you lot to keep me sane. I really value this place, not just as a place to witch about my fave slopgibbon, but because this community restores my faith in humanity on a regular basis. Go well pals x

How can anything exist if guest doesn't tell us it does. If she doesn't say it's a large dog, it isn't. If she doesn't say she's drinking (summer fruit) squash she's not.

We receive unnecessary detail almost to a molecular level about events that convey no useful information or message and just happen to most people as a filler to the lives they actually lead. I can't believe we get so much about so little. I have a drink whilst other things are happening. Drinking squash isn't an event for me. And I'm particularly boring so it's a low bar. Yet at the same time she's managed to make so little (progress) from so much (opportunity).

The universe has its ways.

 

[Hold my beans]

An image description without the image. Her entire pretence of a life really

 

[Billybellend]

Happy New Year, you glorious ninnies! May 2025 remain slop free (though I was quite tempted to revive the Slopalong thread but when I suggested it, Mrs. B started eyeing up new slates for the patio )!

 

[YerDa]

An image description without the image. Her entire pretence of a life really

But then she’d have to show us her collapsed face, neglected dog, the empty space where her son supposedly is and the enormous house she grifts money to stay in.

 

[Billybellend]

An image description without the image. Her entire pretence of a life really

#threadtitle nomination!
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#threadtitle nomination!

Or should it be @threadtitle ? Are they interchangeable?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Happy new year, ninnies. Reading those screenshots, is guest implying that her and SB's dad are back in a relationship and living as a family of 3?

He must have a new partner.

I bet his other children are with their mother and she’s having a supervised visit, he probably stayed rather than driving back after midnight. And saying it to piss off his ex.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

Wishing you all a very Happy & Healthy New Year.

You have cheered me up on some dark days over the last year. Many thanks

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Happy New Year, you lovely bunch of ninnies.

 

[MancBee]

I'm watching a tv programme about penguins. Apparently the Magelanic Penguin is in decline and is in danger of extinction. The reason being overfishing for anchovies.

Jack being "mostly vegan" should be all over this. Instead she's going on about her ovaries making sex sounds because she's eating them.

 

[elepal]

I was mithering earlier, and Google showed me this. Pfffffft, she WISHES

 

[StatusWoe]

like a shop mannequin

Misread as SLOP mannequin.

ETA: Happiest of happy new years to the canal. No hats so we'll have to make our own.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

#threadtitle nomination!
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Or should it be @threadtitle ? Are they interchangeable?

What about #/@ thread(space)title?

 

[bracrumbs]

I was mithering earlier, and Google showed me this. Pfffffft, she WISHES

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I always try and work out what she did to her face. I need one of those little pop-up doctors on a green screen on insta. Lip filler/Doritos, obviously. But filler? Jaw botox? Belph?