Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts
TheMiceInTheShed

TheMiceInTheShed

nothanksbabes said:
Exactly this. There's nothing wrong with not achieving 20 new year's resolutions or blogging 4 times a week or sitting on your a doing duck all 365 days a year if that's what you want to do, just don't promise people you'll do otherwise.

It's testament to her total lack of self-reflection that she makes these big claims about what she's going to do when she's shown literally zero ability to stick to a goal in her life before, ever. It achieves nothing besides making her look a bigger liar and hole each time.

I'm rit at doing things to a schedule or deadline, so I adapt my life accordingly. I don't over-promise, particularly not on things that are important to other people. If I do promise something, I make sure it's done. I work a job with flexible hours so I can float around as I please and still earn a living. I don't plan my life based on the idea I'm going to wake up tomorrow and have a brand new personality and willpower that I've shown no evidence of in the past 4 decades.

I know her issues are a personality disorder, and by definition they are impervious to logic, but it blows my mind how she can do so little and still duck it up spectacularly.
---


Green eggs and ham?
Click to expand...
If I'd made that dinner I wouldn't be publicising it, I can tell you!
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 23
TheMiceInTheShed

TheMiceInTheShed

TheCat'sMother said:
She uses her failsafe "everything goes in cold oil" technique, AND I bet anything that she uses self-raising flour, instead of plain. 😬

The only time my Yorkies were a disaster like Jack's, was when they changed the colour on the packets of my go-to flours & I used S/R instead.

They came out as Yorkshire Cakes, although they did have some colour to them 😂
Click to expand...
This has happened to me.

Even the crows looked at them askance .
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 18
People-huv-tae-know

People-huv-tae-know

We need to work the Cook Report into the title, old Rog would have had a field day with guest.

Re her hands, it's possible to be born with extra skin but extremely rare and due to a hyaluronic acid surplus. There are also genetic conditions that can cause this and it very much shows in the baby and child. Often the loose skin is grown into. Since we have seen Guest's childhood photos I think we can concur that she is in fact, lying.


The pictures might be upsetting for some fraus.

brightside.me

The Story of the Baby Who Challenged Doctors With His Rare Disorder for 20 Years

Imagine being born with skin that could fit a 5-year-old, even though you’re just a baby. Doctors were super surprised by how Tomm Tennent looked when he was born. Tomm’s dad couldn’t believe it either. Their journey since then has been full of tough moments and strong feelings. Now, if we...
brightside.me brightside.me
 
  • Like
  • Sad
  • Wow
Reactions: 33
W

witchofwestbyfleet

Also for the wiki: can we think of any other major lies around her "campaigning" that she propagates? E.g. that she put pressure on supermarkets to keep selling budget ranges or that the VBI really exists/that she worked with the ONS to change how they report on inflation
 
  • Like
Reactions: 27
TheMiceInTheShed

TheMiceInTheShed

rage naan said:
looking for the Asda pic
View attachment 3341625

also led me somehow to the index she did (sort of ) publish:

View attachment 3341715

I haven't seen it mithered about a lot but it's full of the same old "blitz it and turn it into a pesto" and "throw it in soups stews and curries" that we know and love.
View attachment 3341720

View attachment 3341721
"Turm In Voddy :)"

more like "Vom in Tummy". Or "curd in Vommy" maybe

View attachment 3341722
Pop it in a jar

View attachment 3341723
Follow his recipes but don't. Hokay then. "Fancy ingredients" what a gob end

"Yummy drink" I beg to differ. Celery is gross. Celery leaf water is full on hostile

Yeah bake cereal for 20 mins. #thrifty



View attachment 3341724

Ew
at least he has enough toast to leave some now, eh, eh, readers? Keep the donations rolling in

Pls do not put Weetabix in bread


View attachment 3341725

You don't have za'atar, are you sure

View attachment 3341754

View attachment 3341729

Oh well if there's recipes online already for something being a good reason not for you to provide one then why are you here at all

Of course: View attachment 3341731
Click to expand...
What a ghastly performative hag she is.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 30
M

MooBelle

secretsrsafe said:
Of course it was. So triggering for her 🤯
Click to expand...
Especially as she claims she was the inspiration for the film.
Yes, she actually said the movie I, Daniel Blake was based on her life story. I wish I were making this up but I'm not.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 55
N

nothanksbabes

I just topped my margarita up with bottled lime juice because I couldn't be bothered to juice another lime, and I felt a pang of shame.

Guest ruins everything. 😂
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 42
Cucumberthunder

Cucumberthunder

witchofwestbyfleet said:
Also for the wiki: can we think of any other major lies around her "campaigning" that she propagates? E.g. that she put pressure on supermarkets to keep selling budget ranges or that the VBI really exists/that she worked with the ONS to change how they report on inflation
Click to expand...
She glomed onto Marcus Rashford's school meal stuff during the pandemic.

And didn't LJC say that Jack invented healthy start vouchers or something?

And she went to parliament and promised to submit loads of evidence after a hearing and I'm sure some fraus found no evidence of her contribution to the later paper.

Sorry, not really high quality enough for the wiki but I'm sure there's a page full that could be included!!
 
  • Like
  • Angry
Reactions: 46
Limey

Limey

TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
The checker (for those who have automatic entitlement, not Transitional Protection, that's a census thing that has to be manually entered by the school) consists of entering the NI number, name and date of birth of the parent who receives benefit, the school name and the child's. If there's no child attached to a claim, there's no eligibility. Child benefit is paid on the basis of who the kid lives with - and if he lived with his father whilst she was in rehab, he'd be entitled to receive it.

The checker also works for NASS applicants, whilst kids entering the country with No Recourse to Public funds have to follow a school based manual process. It's potentially possible that during Covid, the council just added every kid in a household that was eligible for Council Tax Benefit and informed the school, but my point is that he'd only potentially be eligible through living with his father as his mother's income would have been too high, especially with a partner earning as much as LJC did.
Click to expand...
The salary threshold for FSM is so low though, even if Dad has an average/NMW job they probably wouldn't be eligible. Has she breadcrumbed that he was on FSM? Yet another of her ridiculous lies.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 20
HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
The checker (for those who have automatic entitlement, not Transitional Protection, that's a census thing that has to be manually entered by the school) consists of entering the NI number, name and date of birth of the parent who receives benefit, the school name and the child's. If there's no child attached to a claim, there's no eligibility. Child benefit is paid on the basis of who the kid lives with - and if he lived with his father whilst she was in rehab, he'd be entitled to receive it.

The checker also works for NASS applicants, whilst kids entering the country with No Recourse to Public funds have to follow a school based manual process. It's potentially possible that during Covid, the council just added every kid in a household that was eligible for Council Tax Benefit and informed the school, but my point is that he'd only potentially be eligible through living with his father as his mother's income would have been too high, especially with a partner earning as much as LJC did.
Click to expand...
Without being awful, why TF should SB get free school dinners? His ridiculous mother is rolling in cash, she bragged about the five-figure Hellmans deal, she was on national tv living with a C4 exec who earns six figures.
Notably, she had nothing of her own to show when the Covid/half term/school dinners x Roadside Mum scandal went viral. Nothing sent home for SB? Clearly not, instead she inserted herself in to RSM’s business.

*all the kids should get dinners IMO akshually. I’m just pissed off at 🥕 little miss. Moneyhoarder
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: 42
HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

secretsrsafe said:
Of course it was. So triggering for her 🤯
Click to expand...
Did you know that after she had seen it, she started claiming it was based on her life? Yeah, Ken Loach to call her and say “Jack, tell me what to put in my hard hitting gritty modern take on poverty film, but I have to make the protagonist an older man to save you from the trolls, pal”
---
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Also for the wiki: can we think of any other major lies around her "campaigning" that she propagates? E.g. that she put pressure on supermarkets to keep selling budget ranges or that the VBI really exists/that she worked with the ONS to change how they report on inflation
Click to expand...
All of it, dear heart. She didn’t invent healthy eating vouchers either.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Angry
Reactions: 36
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.