I’m wondering if her advice about making sure the newspaper isn’t inky extends to using it as a sanitary towel. “Just rub the paper on your unrulies, if your flaps come away clean it’ll do the job.”
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How very dare you. The country has been swallowed by fog. Internal lighting doesnt work properly when its dark outside. She is painstakingly, hovering over a plate of slop waiting for it to lift so that she can take a quick picture for the squig - LIKE SHE PROMISED!
I'm sorry but this cannot be real
Lads, I've been browsing the Ocado sale and noticed a certain slop goblin seems to have clocked the poor reviews Grifty Kitchen was getting. Someone socky has placed a ridiculous puff statement below the line. I know - not like her at all! 
Good job the purple squigs of the world are keeping the balance.
Good job the purple squigs of the world are keeping the balance.
If we added a selection of her most shocking slops to the wiki, what should they be? I vote for:
- Horse gunk lasagne/knife lasagne
- Cake with a USB port
- Easter cake ft. the devil
- Christmas chainsaw massacre
- Lingreenie
The publishers immediately removed it (along with can repurposing into egg rings and cutting off all your own fingers then using them to prise open a can of cold beans) from the ebook and will remove it from any “future reprints” of the book itself.
#awks!
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I like those eels that she was going to paint with that bright green stuff that she made in a jug. I think it was last christmas. I wonder if they are still chilling in the fridge.
Three tin tender.
That's the right page. Good to see it's been removed - we know that the '30 Grifty Meals for Less' ebook was also withdrawn and re-issued without the most dangerous tips. The publisher promised to reissue the main Grifty Kitchen ebook - but the print edition will only be fixed if it gets a second printing (and, er, it won't).
(https://www.panmacmillan.com/thrifty-kitchen-statement-january-2023)
For completeness, here's the full version of the original text:
(oops, beaten to it by Vali...)
Surprised the “word count 5576” is missing from the end of that second paragraph.That's the right page. Good to see it's been removed - we know that the '30 Grifty Meals for Less' ebook was also withdrawn and re-issued without the most dangerous tips. The publisher promised to reissue the main Grifty Kitchen ebook - but the print edition will only be fixed if it gets a second printing (and, er, it won't).
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(https://www.panmacmillan.com/thrifty-kitchen-statement-january-2023)
For completeness, here's the full version of the original text:
Presented without commentThe publishers immediately removed it (along with can repurposing into egg rings and cutting off all your own fingers then using them to prise open a can of cold beans) from the ebook and will remove it from any “future reprints” of the book itself.
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perhaps the concept that those uncooked tartlet case looking things were "cracking" "yorkies"
If you don't have a colander or sieve will you have a large spenny chef knife?That's the right page. Good to see it's been removed - we know that the '30 Grifty Meals for Less' ebook was also withdrawn and re-issued without the most dangerous tips. The publisher promised to reissue the main Grifty Kitchen ebook - but the print edition will only be fixed if it gets a second printing (and, er, it won't).
View attachment 3337552
(https://www.panmacmillan.com/thrifty-kitchen-statement-january-2023)
For completeness, here's the full version of the original text:
(oops, beaten to it by Vali...)
also lol, this was first in my tiktok feed today
Another one has to be the "Fifteens" that looked like they contained raw flesh and pasta
I seem to recall that guest once had a recipe that involved putting custard powder or icing sugar or something in a blender which could potentially explode/start a fire, does anyone remember what that was?
I’m confused. Are lesbians more likely than most to be stuck in a preppers bunker in the apocalypse with a load of industrial survivalist camping gear?
That bleeping foul upside down fish SPITE pie that was “in her mad wild head” for years that she raced out while on her way to Pontins cos THAT MAN was doing a fish pie.
And every single thing she slopped together on sloppy savers. And on This Morning.
But the forever worst for me, here, like the chickens, is the Unruly Tanzanian Soup homage.
That and the Milky Dead Dog Breakfast
That and the Milky Dead Dog Breakfast
I think it was the year before? In her flat cap, mockney, and Peaky Blinders year? It's probably walked out the fridge, and bought a flat by now.
Two years? My, doesn't time fly when you dont have a Breitling.
does anyone's "group of v good friends" work like that anyway. "My nickname is" makes it sound like it's always been that way. But then she says it was a couple of weeks ago. so tragically cringe
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