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bracrumbs

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Of all the slops, my fave is the least sloppy. In fact, it’s so rigid, it required an electric drill to create the holes…. Yes, I present to you, the drill bit pencil-hole digestives crumpets….
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And my fave Grifty Kitchen tip is the one where you race boiling water that you’ve poured to be able to grab a cloth you’ve just soaked in it without burning your fingers.
 
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BeardyBap

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Howdy Ms Zourabichvili, could you please advise if a deep fried squirrel po’boy should be served with ketchup or traditional po’boy sauce, asking for a friend, thankyouverymuch and yee-haw 🍑
 
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MediumLoad

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Was that the time she said there was no need to waste money on buying caster sugar or icing sugar because you could buy cheaper granulated sugar and just whack it in a food processor until it was the right level of fineness?
Buying a food processor so that you can make your own icing sugar must be the thriftiest of thrifty tips ever. And there's me without a food processor and wasting my money by buying icing sugar instead. No wonder I don't own my forever home. Oh wait, I do.
 
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RandomFishOils

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That “quarterhack” makes zero sense. Not a single person on the planet walks around a supermarket thinking, “now, where is the carbohydrates aisle?” People shop according to what they will make to eat, not what food groups to buy and then try and conjure up something edible from them. As has been pointed out many times before, what would have been genuinely useful would have been suggested meal permutations from shops spread out over a month to build up a store cupboard of lasting basics such as spices and flavourings, honey, mustard, flour, pasta, rice, tinned tomatoes, beans, tinned tuna and frozen chicken portions, and topped up when needed with milk, eggs, cheese, fresh (not tinned) veg such as carrots, onions and potatoes and cheaper meats such as sausages, bacon and mince: y’know, how people actually shop. “Buy this, and each week, you could make: spaghetti bolognese/chili con carne and rice/spicy beef burgers/bacon or tuna potato skins/sausage casserole/honey mustard chicken with sautéed potatoes/roast chicken dinner/toad in the hole with veg/veg and bacon frittata/Spanish omelette/quiche/mac and cheese with bacon/sticky chicken drumsticks and spicy wedges etc. etc. Teach basic sauces, pastry and batter, and how these can be modified for different dishes, and the methods of cooking potatoes and eggs to produce entirely different meals. But after all, a thousand economy and student cookbooks have already done that over the years, and much, much better. I just don’t get how knowing you have cod loin, snapper and monkfish (££££) already in the freezer saves any money? These aren’t staples. Surely you’ve bought these with a specific meal purpose in mind?
 
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plentyofpepper

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Oh she’s back. How’s Cooper, Jack? Some of us have been worried (not you obviously, you couldn’t give two hoots).

Did you commit to giving him his medication? Did you keep him away from Content so he could recuperate in peace? Did you get him the right food and check he was eating it? Are you monitoring his water intake? Have his eyes and nose cleared up now you’ve finally got him the (uninsured) vet treatment we kept telling you he needed?

Now get the dog groomed and clean your fish tank, you animal abusing dickhead.
(me-rail ahead)

our beautiful cat had a medical scare a couple of days before christmas, leading to a very panicked rush to the emergency vet hospital and a fortune paid out for the OOH service. do i resent it? do i fuck. i’m not sitting moaning and groaning about the cost of it; he’s my boy and i’d do anything for him without even thinking. as we sat, reaching the fourth hour in the waiting room, shaking with anxiety worrying about him, all i could think of was how Jack reacted to her cat needing medical care - complaining about the cost and trying to use it as a bizarre political point. nor would it ever cross my mind to withhold medical care from a cat dependent on me for my own hero complex.

(our boy is absolutely fine now, it was a LONG night but he’s back to fighting fit)
 
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HotesTilaire

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We all know her “I’m Tommy Shelby, I am” nonsense is ridiculous. But please, take a moment, just a second, to consider that after pretending to dress up as Shelby on Twitter -twice, years apart, and the squigs didn’t recognise it, she then graduated to inventing the lie that someone not only mistook her for Shelby, but had the wit to change “peak blinder” to the vaguely sexualised “perky blinder” and call her it 🤢 with a thinspo angle pic of her in a hat, tight top and shit 90s style tartan trousers off the market with a big circle zip pull. It’s beyond tragic.
 
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MancBee

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Noted television and film aficionado Jack Monroe has just discovered the actress Kathryn Hunter. Hunter has won an Olivier award, been in several franchise films and series, and has been around for decades, but now, at last, her talent can be recognized, for guest has pronounced her great

Hunter was born in NYC, guest, you insufferable knob. Do you still adore her?

Note: Either guest has nothing to do but watch television (with subscriptions she doesn't have; maybe she uses someone else's account?), or she leads her very full and busy life all day (working 80 hours weeks, having larks with her hundreds of friends and her son and her son's friends and surely taking Content for long yomps in the park) and stays up all night.

No Coops update. I know, because she told us so, that his special diet costs more than she pays to feed herself and the teen who definitely lives with her. Hopefully she can still afford Netflix and Amazon Prime and everything else. Kickyball Jack remains hidden. Strange, that.

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Why is she deadnaming someone?

We all know what Jack thinks of anyone that uses her former given name, but it's OK for Jack to do the same?

Kathryn Hunter may well not mind people referring to her former name, but that is not a decision for Jack to make.

Hypocrite.

ETA I knew a frau would have noticed Jack's total hypocrisy before I completed my grunk. @Stormageddon like minds rarely differ.
 
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Lazarus

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I'm curious about whether her shop extends to school lunches and snacks for SB, who absolutely does live with her all the time. Paying for school lunches must take a chunk out of that weekly food budget, so if she doesnt pay for that then it's packed lunches? But nothing she buys looks like enough food for herself, the imaginary lodger/labourer and a teenage boy- a breed with legendary appetites who will lay waste to a loaf of bread in a matter of minutes.
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Imagine what that sandwich must have looked like come lunchtime after being rattled around in a paper bag? She just can't ever stop lying.
 
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rage naan

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It's an interesting one because of her claims that she was HACKED and couldn't access money

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because to me, those are implied accusations that Patreon and or PayPal have been complicit in fraud at worst or utterly incompetent at best. She wouldn't have felt safe making these accusations if she also had cases/ investigations open with the police/Patreon/PayPal, would she? Or at any rate she had reason to believe she wasn't putting herself at risk by saying this stuff.

this has been one of the most frustrating things because it just hasn't gained any traction. A claim that people are paying money every month to a hacker and no evidence of her doing anything to warn them? Even though we know she can still access their details
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And no one gives a shit.

I can totally see why she did this lie. It makes her look like a victim of online harassment and also of theft and must mean she's poorer than ever. But it's also extra stupid because fraud like she's describing gets investigated if you report it! Going oh he changed my password, there's nothing else I can do, is patently idiotic. Saying that people may well have spent hundreds cos you did nothing to warn them is utterly unacceptable. And no one cared! Except a few ninnies.
 
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GazpachoPolice

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I remember her saying that once L had to come home from a night with her mates because jack needing scooping up. By thoughts was L went out to have a nice time for either work or with her mates and Jack couldn't come, for a perfectly normal reason, work night out or no partners or something and her being the awful person she is decided to get hammered and then phoned L to come scoop her up and L came home to a pissed up nasty argument with an unhinged usless person who couldnt let her partner have fun!
Those stories have always given me proper flashbacks to my narc ex. I was never allowed a nice night out without him. Whenever I had something planned - work Christmas party, night out with girlfriends or dinner with family etc etc, something would happen during the evening that would mean I had to come home.
Some of them were manufactured emergencies or just horrendous guilt that he was so unhappy and considering awful things without me there. But all of it was designed to isolate me, break me down and make me utterly dependant on him.
The similarities with Jack do not end there which is why I remain absolutely convinced that nearly everything Jack says is a lie and that she is despicable.
 
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Ms Biscuit

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Favorite double-down:

She posted that Georgia Church Suppers, a recipe collection she claimed to have read, was an example of Eastern European "bangers." The book was clearly one of those American Junior-League-type publications (they are legion), as even a cursory glance at the cover revealed. Georgia, the US state. MUCH hilarity ensued here and elsewhere. Jack tried to ignore it but finally snarked that it was a simple mistake she'd made because she's not very good at geography.

Like, WHAT? WTF does that have to do with anything? How does Jack being shit at basic geography explain away the fact that she could not possibly have looked at, much less tried to cook, a single recipe from that book without realizing that it had absolutely nothing to do with Georgia the country and former Soviet satellite state? It was obvious that in her attempt to be the bestest expert on cookery ever, she did a simple Google search, copy-pasted a bunch of titles, and got caught in an embarrassing lie. And simply couldn't admit it.

Twaaaaaaat.
 
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Valiofthedolls

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I'm still grunking, so I don't know if someone else has shared, but it's like this Onion article was written for Jack.
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Except Jack doesn't have any friends to impress. 😆
Her movie reviews will never, ever transcend this utter fucking fantasist nonsense.
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Five hundred dogs

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I worked with Kiera Knightly a couple of times back at the height of her fame, she was very pleasant and low maintenance for such a big name. She came across more like a slightly shy uni student than a film star. I’ll never forget the day I wandered into our rather grotty crew room, saw a young woman sitting cross legged on the floor drinking beer out of the bottle (not an entirely unusual sight) then did a double take when I realised said young woman was actually Kira Knightly.
 
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MancBee

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Jack's dirty nails are because she's Greek. It's skin pigmentation.

Her words not mine, so don't blame me, any Greek Fraus. I know that being Greek doesn't mean you all have dirty nails.

Since reading here, and seeing her filthy nails over and over, I have become obsessed with ensuring my nails are clean. They never were like hers, but now they shine like chickens.
 
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