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Lazarus

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i was here in real time for the poo balls, and from then until now, and until my dying day, the question i take with me is:

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WHO ASKED FOR THIS? WHO was on the internet asking a 'poverty campaigner' to record herself singing a Tom Waits song in the bathroom at a networking event? And WHY?

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Yer_wha?!

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I'm betting she will be back online in a couple of days, desperately trying to convince her audience that her absence was due to spending the festive period being scooped up by loved ones, spending time playing parlour games with her son and having a jolly sober Christmas
 
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bracrumbs

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You know, it’s silly but it has only literally just occurred to me that she wrote that dating profile about herself! It’s like my brain knows she has no friends and that she lies and still didn’t quite put it together.

You know how the brain can protect itself from danger by shutting down or picturing something else. It’s like my brain refuses to accept such cringe and shut down
 
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Valiofthedolls

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Do you know, I don’t think we talk enough about Jack’s friends who lived up a tree for several years. (ss courtesy of @Marmalade Atkins from in amongst The Great Eucalyptus Drama NO PRESS. WARNED. )
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Did your ‘friends’ who lived up a tree have to be careful not to get soaked by Dame Washalot’s water and get out of the tree they lived up by sliding down Moonface’s slippery slip (then a squirrel in a jumper collected their cushions to send back up to Moonface on a rope), Jackmate?
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The Blyton is strong in this one.

ETA: Trees are the best and so universal!
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HotesTilaire

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a quick look online tells me that a can opener at asda is 0.65p.

as a genuine working class frau, i am certain that the vast majority of people can afford that. Or they can get one from a charity shop. Or they can borrow one. OR, they could eat something that doesn't come out of a can until they can afford to buy a new one for the huge sum of 0.65p.

The problem is the no fault evictions, the deposit to rent, the car failing its MOT and your kids school photographs all occurring in the same month. So you borrow what you don't have and have no real plan of how to pay it back. Rinse and repeat. in debt, CCJ's, struggling to know what to do next. The idea that someone cant afford 0.65p is laughable and is entirely missing the point.
It’s also the assumption that The Poors have always been and will always be poor. Many of us will know the times we were comfortably off/had a steady income, interspersed with lean times and belt-tightening.
She makes out like The Poors are scrabbling round for a shiny penny to secure their evening at the doss house, leaning on a rope to sleep.
 
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Lucky Escape

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That “quarterhack” makes zero sense. Not a single person on the planet walks around a supermarket thinking, “now, where is the carbohydrates aisle?” People shop according to what they will make to eat, not what food groups to buy and then try and conjure up something edible from them. As has been pointed out many times before, what would have been genuinely useful would have been suggested meal permutations from shops spread out over a month to build up a store cupboard of lasting basics such as spices and flavourings, honey, mustard, flour, pasta, rice, tinned tomatoes, beans, tinned tuna and frozen chicken portions, and topped up when needed with milk, eggs, cheese, fresh (not tinned) veg such as carrots, onions and potatoes and cheaper meats such as sausages, bacon and mince: y’know, how people actually shop. “Buy this, and each week, you could make: spaghetti bolognese/chili con carne and rice/spicy beef burgers/bacon or tuna potato skins/sausage casserole/honey mustard chicken with sautéed potatoes/roast chicken dinner/toad in the hole with veg/veg and bacon frittata/Spanish omelette/quiche/mac and cheese with bacon/sticky chicken drumsticks and spicy wedges etc. etc. Teach basic sauces, pastry and batter, and how these can be modified for different dishes, and the methods of cooking potatoes and eggs to produce entirely different meals. But after all, a thousand economy and student cookbooks have already done that over the years, and much, much better. I just don’t get how knowing you have cod loin, snapper and monkfish (££££) already in the freezer saves any money? These aren’t staples. Surely you’ve bought these with a specific meal purpose in mind?
The closest she's ever got to doing something like this was the time she turned up (albeit an hour late, and very obviously hungover) on Radio Scotland to talk about cooking for one. Her advice was to cook lots of extra burgers, which could then be blended up the next day to turn into soup. And with whatever was left, add herbs to make bolognese, spices to make goulash, and chocolate for chilli.

She promised to 'write something later and pop it up on her website'. Needless to say, we're still waiting for that - a scant 885 days later.
 
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Lazarus

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the thing is, there's simply no way that you could accumulate that amount of food in your fridge, freezer or cupboards if you were always on a £20 a week limit. the whole thing is fantasy.
there's a good reason we never got to see the families she was taking to the supermarket - probably once it was all looked at with a critical eye, it was quickly written off as a pile of shite.
 
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As we approach the five year anniversary I've had a look back at thread #1. No personal development whatsoever. If anything she has gone backwards and retreated further into fantasy. Her social media is more full of lies than ever. Pretty much every single word is untrue. Then there is the Let's Pretend job at council meetings which is little more than brining a child to the meetings and letting them entertain themselves with a toy in the corner. What happened? Where did it all go wrong? And how much worse can it get in 2025?
 
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nothanksbabes

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I also don’t think she was an alcoholic but an arsehole drunk, like many people are.

What strikes me is most of us as parents feel like we are failing/doing it wrong. Not Jack, she’s doing a brilliant job. Despite her many public failures, her total lack of interest in taking him anywhere or any extra curricular stuff for him. She’s the best parent ever.
Funny she only ever mentions watching tv with him and not fighting over homework like most of us.
Well, she's an arsehole sober and I've never known a piss-up make anyone a better person.
 
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Emmapism

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That interview always reads to me like Jack's a crim being interviewed by a cop and Shattenstone is giving her a way out that isn't necessarily true. Like you know when you see a confession video and they're all 'did things just get out of hand? You didn't mean to hurt her?' etc and because it's the easier less terrible option, the crim always jumps on it.

All of that shit faced stuff is just plausible deniability for Jack. Its years later and she STILL hasn't paused her Patreon and she's given the impression she's no longer drinking.

So to me that says what I've always believed, she just sees what she can get away with and has no respect for the money of others who subsidize her existence. If she did she would get a job and pause or stop her Patreon. Ideally she owes people a refund but morally she should just stop. She hasn't.
 
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MavisBeacon

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My favourite one was the time she had to pretend that her forward-roll- through-an- unironed-charity-shop-coat- rack Peaky Blinders lewk was actually a HILARIOUS private joke with her dad (which she shared with her glasto sized audience) and people were meanies for pointing out she looked more like a tramp that had slept in a skip than Cillian Murphy.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

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Not really the point but it totally boils my piss when anyone describes something that is usually vegan as vegan.

99% of bread is vegan. There’s nothing clever about vegan bread. Especially when it looks like you’ve been keeping it under your armpit
 
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pumbilical cord

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Happy New Year you wonderful ninnyfraus. 🥳

I'm coming in like the edgy teenage boy I am (not), to say I love the Ted films and Seth MacFarlane stuff. But I reckon it all went over Jack's head. And it's definitely not cerebral. 😂

Of course she has to mention it's a large dog. I have no idea why her bringing up it's large all the time annoys the corned beef out of me, but there we are.

Here's to another year of my parasocial dependence on you lot to keep me sane. I really value this place, not just as a place to bitch about my fave slopgibbon, but because this community restores my faith in humanity on a regular basis. 🥰 Go well pals x
 
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Valiofthedolls

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She NEVER!?
Did too. And went on and on (and on) about it.
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Effing moron. ss from @Silver Linings
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Did also prompt this from @Silver Linings
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Claret

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i'll post s/s here if anyone's interested, though it's not much that would surprise us...
about 18-20 months ago i signed up for Jack's patreon just to get a look at the comments and to see what was going on over there - i paid the £3.5 tier for a month and left again. needless to say i didn't receive a discount code for the defunct website...

i logged onto Patreon yesterday as i want to subscribe to someone else who *does* provide what they say they will, and out of interest i had a look at Jack's to see if anything was visible. As recently as 6/7 months ago there were still people discussing how she hasn't fulfilled any of the rewards and that's at least 2yrs since her big apology and promise to send every single postcard...
This is wilfully fraudulent, she knows her apology was a requirement at the time and was designed to quieten the critics

The whole recovery from addiction persona was created to deflect criticism that was swirling around at the time

How she hasn't been effectively called out on this, and how the law hasn't caught up with her is truly baffling
 
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Five hundred dogs

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Her tips fall into roughly three types. 1) the bleeding obvious, such as you can mash potatoes with a fork 2) the utterly insane, see the mither* over the carabiner 3) receptacles can be used as receptacles (gu pots, jam jars, Easter egg boxes and so on).

*On Christmas Day my mum’s cat started yowling, my mum said “just ignore him, he’s mithering for his tea”. She pronounced it “mithering”.
 
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nothanksbabes

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She's a terrible person, so I don't feel sorry for her, but she lies about shit that could be so relatable, but with zero empathy for anyone but herself.

Loads of us drink too much to self-medicate various mental health issues, or have gone too far with recreational drugs, or struggle to control our spending, or have issues with food, or all of those things in combination. These are incredibly common issues that, as we've mithered about, can and do ruin lives when they spiral beyond our control.

Rather than say, "Boredom and insecurity made me drink too much and it was something I've tried hard to get under control" (which is likely nearer the truth), she has to elevenerife it with absolutely bullshit stories that anyone who has any life experience knows are utter nonsense. The reality is actually much more relatable to a broader group of people and certainly to her audience of Guardian-reading wet lettuces.

Everything she does is to alienate people and make herself the victim despite her absolute desperation for external validation. I know this is how personality disorders work, I just don't understand how full time manipulators are still so shit at it.
 
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Stormageddon

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Can you imagine the shitfit she’d kick up if she was routinely referred to as ‘Melissa Hadjicostas aka Jack Monroe’?
 
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