Even this giant rat stew looks more appetising than the wasp casserole.
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That lad’s over on BlueSky. I wonder if he follows her.
I will say that middle class wankers do wander about calling things ”a protein” and moaning that carbs make you feel ”much too full”. I’ve been to Waitrose, have seen it for myself.
It was a wild night in the canal when for a very brief second we thought he was Emily Maitlis’ husband (or someone like that), and then for an even wilder, briefer second thought we might have uncovered his affair with guest, but alas he was just some bloke
Tenderstem, I've been to Booths this afternoon, it makes Waitrose look like The Food Warehouse. I can confirm the middle class wankery, though. I did not buy any protein. I did buy avocados #classtraitor
Liverpool has neither #povlife not arsed though, I got a jar of Cadburys hot chocolate for £2.25 in Homey B’s today!
Neither does Salford, but we've got an Aldi AND a Lidl.
My 15 year old made a sandwich consisting of 5 slices of bread and 4 layers of salami the other day.
Just saying.
I’ve just corrected the typo….
We all know her “I’m Tommy Shelby, I am” nonsense is ridiculous. But please, take a moment, just a second, to consider that after pretending to dress up as Shelby on Twitter -twice, years apart, and the squigs didn’t recognise it, she then graduated to inventing the lie that someone not only mistook her for Shelby, but had the wit to change “peak blinder” to the vaguely sexualised “perky blinder” and call her it 
with a thinspo angle pic of her in a hat, tight top and tit 90s style tartan trousers off the market with a big circle zip pull. It’s beyond tragic.
with a thinspo angle pic of her in a hat, tight top and tit 90s style tartan trousers off the market with a big circle zip pull. It’s beyond tragic.I’m sure in one attempt to get the squigs to guess who she was, she failed so spectacularly that she had to post a second time mentioning razor blades in caps (or some such rit)We all know her “I’m Tommy Shelby, I am” nonsense is ridiculous. But please, take a moment, just a second, to consider that after pretending to dress up as Shelby on Twitter -twice, years apart, and the squigs didn’t recognise it, she then graduated to inventing the lie that someone not only mistook her for Shelby, but had the wit to change “peak blinder” to the vaguely sexualised “perky blinder” and call her it
My favourite one was the time she had to pretend that her forward-roll- through-an- unironed-charity-shop-coat- rack Peaky Blinders lewk was actually a HILARIOUS private joke with her dad (which she shared with her glasto sized audience) and people were meanies for pointing out she looked more like a tramp that had slept in a skip than Cillian Murphy.
And even after that, she still had to tell them!
How utterly baffling that none of them got it.
Surely the only difference is that in the third photo she’s looking to the right?
Amazing that the only photos are from before the amazing party and not at the amazing party.....it's almost as if she wasn't invited to a fancy dress party at all or to any other social event. There is rarely evidence that she attends any social events, which is not surprising as she appears to be sans razor blades and sans friends in equal measure
Aw guestmate, an overcoat and an undercut does not a Peaky Blinder make.
Jesus Christ. I clicked on the link thinks nah it can’t just be chicken, water and salt… but it really is.
Chicken water and salt.
Does she want me to STOP BREATHING? She responded does believe people in poverty deserve to have the worst possible rit to eat and be thankful for it.
She is relentlessly tragic.
I've literally just been hibernating every day since worked closed for Christmas and am still not as bloody sad as her. The Cillian defamation never stops irking me though.
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