Jack Monroe #59 - 300 jobbos, 3,000 doggos, one rambling potato bloggo

[IndigoStar]

Just.Jack. All tits, no sack. Slebs not plebs, her mental elf is whack.

 

[SoulRebel]

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She's still a wanker. What is it with woman*? I have a couple of women friends who call themselves Jack and my Nan (named Winifred) always went by the name of Bill.

You're making a show of yourself again, Jackie.

 

[Oofadoofa]

I think it may be a bit of a vanity project I.e. her publisher is letting her do something different to indulge her after all the cookbooks. They’re not obliged to publish it - and I expect they will want it to be more of a memoir than political commentary.

But the question is, are her publishers interested in making money? It would appear not. To say, who would pay hard earned money to read the inane political ramblings of a professional selfie-taker? It’s weird. She’s hardly a successful cookbook author, hence the never ceasing begging, and just look how loaded actual proper successful chefs are. And that’s after years of peddling her credentials as a cook and with a leg-up at every turn yet, still, very few people give a tit. They see her for the charlatan that she is. She has a cult following, at best, thus it appears that her grand marketing strategy is just to sell a new book of nonsense to the same group of super-fans once a year. Well whoop-de-bleeping-do, some ‘writer’, one almost feels sympathy for the poor bastards who have chosen to feed her ego. The publishers enabling a megalomaniac to churn out rubbish year after year, one can only guess at their motivation.

 

[LavaFlake]

What the hell is she chatting about? That's all I can say. No one is going to republished your books under Melissa. Bore off hun.

Also in that net worth pic that's a few years old you can defo tell she's had her lips done.

 

[Tabitha D]

But the question is, are her publishers interested in making money? It would appear not. To say, who would pay hard earned money to read the inane political ramblings of a professional selfie-taker? It’s weird. She’s hardly a successful cookbook author, hence the never ceasing begging, and just look how loaded actual proper successful chefs are. And that’s after years of peddling her credentials as a cook and with a leg-up at every turn yet, still, very few people give a tit. They see her for the charlatan that she is. She has a cult following, at best, thus it appears that her grand marketing strategy is just to sell a new book of nonsense to the same group of super-fans once a year. Well whoop-de-bleeping-do, some ‘writer’, one almost feels sympathy for the poor bastards who have chosen to feed her ego. The publishers enabling a megalomaniac to churn out rubbish year after year, one can only guess at their motivation.

I do wonder how much her latest cookbook made. It was very cheaply produced, lowest production values possible, the cover price was low, and I don’t get the impression it has flown off the shelves exactly.

 

[PoorPatrol]

What the hell is she chatting about? That's all I can say. No one is going to republished your books under Melissa. Bore off hun.

Also in that net worth pic that's a few years old you can defo tell she's had her lips done.

Chattin tit
Did someone actually ask her about this? Or Just (classic) Jack picking a fight with thin air and coming up with a pathetic argument?

 

[IndigoStar]

I reckon she stands in front of a mirror to pick fights

 

[Pocahontas]

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New thread!

 

[Tabitha D]

What the hell is she chatting about? That's all I can say. No one is going to republished your books under Melissa. Bore off hun.

Also in that net worth pic that's a few years old you can defo tell she's had her lips done.

She’s bloody deluded. In her mind, she thinks there will be a tome published in 200 years time: “Potatoes: the collected works of Melissa Hadjicostas (Vols.1-8), with original illustrations by the author” (“Celery. Edinburgh”, etc).
No doubt she will have a plaque up at Poets’ Corner in Westminster Abbey too.

 

[SoulRebel]

'You jest at scars' Oh my bleeping life, has this been on here before? Who measures the distance between a toilet and their bed?

Poverty lingers a septic wound, choleric, stenching, bursting rancid all over your Sunday best.

You jest at scars, that never felt a wound, I muttered to my phone screen as an avatar of a sneering man stared back, his grainy face positioned just to the left of his barbed jab about why a ‘best…

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I do love this sentence: Away from the magnolia tree that I have just planted in the garden, the chard I sing to, the tomatoes I am growing for my lover, the strawberries I count with childlike excitement every day, the ‘hyacinth buckets’ and the winding solar-powered fairy lights wrapped through with clematis and honeysuckle and jasmine waiting to bloom. I have been here for almost two years now; a peaceful retreat from my previous crammed and freezing flat, and I told myself – and probably all of you, too – that this would be my forever home.

This is the woman who took two bleeping years to find a wisteria bush in her garden!

 

[Captainmouse]

But the question is, are her publishers interested in making money? It would appear not. To say, who would pay hard earned money to read the inane political ramblings of a professional selfie-taker? It’s weird. She’s hardly a successful cookbook author, hence the never ceasing begging, and just look how loaded actual proper successful chefs are. And that’s after years of peddling her credentials as a cook and with a leg-up at every turn yet, still, very few people give a tit. They see her for the charlatan that she is. She has a cult following, at best, thus it appears that her grand marketing strategy is just to sell a new book of nonsense to the same group of super-fans once a year. Well whoop-de-bleeping-do, some ‘writer’, one almost feels sympathy for the poor bastards who have chosen to feed her ego. The publishers enabling a megalomaniac to churn out rubbish year after year, one can only guess at their motivation.

Maybe another Kickstarter is on the horizon and she is going to self publish?