Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

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BeardyBap

The young activists on Bayo’s campaign team chatting on their yoof app about how the ‘famous’ one in the office is really off on one today.
 
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Foxvint

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She played a few in my city recently and it was good vibes. Her lyrics are brilliant, I just wish she'd stop putting them to music.

What is this office of which she speaks cos no way has the malingering gobshite got a job. Is some organisation having to humour her letting her put staples in the staplers or something so she can claim Important Activism?
 
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DinosaurSenior

I'm the second oldest person in my office... The majority of my colleagues are in their mid twenties, but I would never, ever do the "in my day..." chat with them.

It seems ... smug... Somehow.
 
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secretsrsafe

Surprised she didn’t choose some inaccessible jazz cd to show what sophisticated taste she has in music. Nice!
 
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YerDa

DinosaurSenior said:
I'm the second oldest person in my office... The majority of my colleagues are in their mid twenties, but I would never, ever do the "in my day..." chat with them.

It seems ... smug... Somehow.
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Yep. No normal person does this rubbish. Either she’s so starved of attention that she’s gabbling shite to anyone who’s crossing her path or (most likely) Jimmy Nail.
 
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hereforthechaos

One, if Lindsey Buckingham wasn't there, it's not Fleetwood Mac imo
Two those tickets are fucking expensive, like they were £90 a ticket 20 years ago.
Just what you'd spend if you were broke
 
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BlendedSlop

Nah I won't, can't, SHAN'T be entertaining the mental image of her doing a slo-mo Pammy in Baywatch run down "the office", traumatising her colleagues with (surprising, nonconsensual!) jiggling.

Fortunately, the mysterious Deletion Fairy should be paying a visit on Thursday so we can forget this ever happened.

https://giphy.com/QKFk8TP9hHlshzsONp
 
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Nottonightbabe

So now Jack's scrabbling around for ways she can stand out from everyone else and be different and special by... pretending she's old. What a deep and interesting personality.
 
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YerDa

lilykestrel said:
Committed Marxist Leninist Socialist who puts his medals on to salute the Queen, Comrade Choccy, only has Shostakovich, Rule Britannia and the Best of Wham!
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Probs also a signed single of Careless Wispa.
 
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Hollaaa

Shame none of these young people have a phone in their pocket to Google these things. What is the world coming to?
Equally surprising, those bookcases haven't fallen on anyone yet. Or perhaps they never existed. Either way, I don't hang about in an office all day to come home and read about someone else's tedious office japes. Try and think of something interesting, Jack.
 
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