Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own

[Humblepumble]

I do think her autism is genuine (unlike many of her other ailments) but I also think there has been an awful lot of this going on too in an attempt to use it all as a shield and deflect.

I respectfully disagree, tender stem, but am curious to know what makes you think she does have autism if you don't mind sharing?

 

[Carefree]

Zounds!

 

[Captainmouse]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Why has she hoiked her apron up?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

People will start pronouncing “scone” as “scone” soon.

IS THERE NO END TO THE HORROR!!!?

<faints>

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Why does everyone look as though they are expecting to be reincarnated as a bowl full of goldfish and a piranha.and are getting a bit of practice in?
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Her tits are definitely lacking definition, is she wearing a stab vest under the pov jumper?

She'd be a fool not to, in a kitchen full of knives and people whose last nerve she will be stretching till it snaps.

 

[I'm not actually here]

It works now, cheers!

Could you paste what link you are using and how to get in for the morning shift, pls?! This could be a riot!!!!
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I just know somebody is gonna come in and delete it, but until they do... Have at it, ninnies. Post your clues on here for the wiki, so we can rebuild at any time. I'm really struggling with insomnia and need something to get through long nights.
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I've added some clues. Not very good, but....
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Collaborative crosswords is something guest could never do!!!

 

[ChastityDingle]

You do wonder if the ppl who need the incessant advice and hand holding of a cookery book put their bra on backwards of a morning.

could this be worked into a thread title!

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Spoiler

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There are no words . . .
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Gotta get those Insta-worthy full, luscious lips somehow, eh Jack?

Prolific thief stole 17 tubes of Pringles in one go

Adam Spencer, 40, pleads guilty to two counts of burglary and three counts of theft.

www.bbc.co.uk

I thought that report said "two counts of buggery"

 

[Grifty Mc]

Could a kindly frau please put the wordle word behind a spoiler

Please go on and try to do it. It’s so obvious but I wasted guesses on common words.

 

[secretsrsafe]

She doesnt look rock chic, just washed up here. She looks like rock star would look like coming out at the end of a hard core, heavy drug and drink addled life. Ozzy osbourne looks better.

Was she using and drinking during this period? I’m a newish Frau and wasn’t around here then, I’ve just read the cosy fireside tales of the good ‘ol days of Harold et al that have become the ever entertaining Jack-lore

 

[YerDa]

This is also a problem with the British attitude to foreign languages. There was a Dutch guy who played for Manchester United called Daley Blind. All their fans called him "Blind" when anyone who could be bothered to look up how he would pronounce his own name knew it was "Blind"
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YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS! This is not good writing.

Stares at you in Shakespeare

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Well, she does provide plenty of a-muse-ment for the canal.

Da-boom-tish!
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Whereas I was the opposite. Would eat almost anything as a kid and now I'm like eww at most things. Except baked beans. They've never been my bag, despite my dad's attempts

Beans are the Devil's bogeys

 

[Hollaaa]

Interesting thing in the Independent on the deletion of websites and social media posts https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/internet-dead-links-webpages-online-content-b2549215.html

 

[I'm not actually here]

What?

Has tha not etten t'cat yet? Nowt like a cat kebab when tha comes hyem from t'tripe mills, sweatin' collops and clemmed enough t' eat grandad's cap. (Would stop the auld bugger rollin' it all night when that's trying t' watch "Coronation Street")

(Aside: Do grandads still roll caps these days? Asking for someone stuck in the last century)

Edit for spelling.

The lol emoji is for the last line: edit for spelling. Fuxking on t'floor laughing heer.

 

[houseofhoop]

Apologies if I’m late to the party, am still grunking, and I knows it’s the guest thread (can only live in hope that the same happens for her), but salty allotment lady and her scam have a big article in the daily Mail today asking where the money is

How annoying. It’s one that you have to pay to read

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm not sure what sort of tea you mean by 'proper chai' in India as I'm more Pakistani food-aligned, but presume its like Karak chai and Pink tea.... thankfully, abundant in my area and I absolutely love it. I don't think my blood sugars do though

Marsala chai? Spices, condensed milk and black tea?

 

[griftalo]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Her tits are definitely lacking definition, is she wearing a stab vest under the pov jumper?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Oh! Did she actually?

I made an educated guess in my other post.

More than she has ever done

 

[YerDa]

And cries after he cums.

His autobiography might surprise you … or might not

 

[Grifty Mc]

Howling at the crossword clues. Mysterious egg