Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own

[I'm not actually here]

Obviously you knew it was pronounced “fuchsia”

Obvs too short

 

[Landslide]

Could a kindly frau please put the wordle word behind a spoiler

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

I always think she looks like Sid Owen in that bottom pic

Similarly Eastenders themed, but I can’t look at it without thinking of Barry.

 

[HotesTilaire]

If true

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-576-all-quiet-on-the-guestern-front.45495/

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

One of the best hotel breakfasts I ever had was in Mumbai. It was a curry buffet and the first time I ever had proper chai. Mr N thought all his Christmases had come at once!

I'm not sure what sort of tea you mean by 'proper chai' in India as I'm more Pakistani food-aligned, but presume its like Karak chai and Pink tea.... thankfully, abundant in my area and I absolutely love it. I don't think my blood sugars do though

 

[nothanksbabes]

I think is another "found under the stairs box dye" job possibly complete with DIY nail scissor fringe trim.

It baffles me that she has no eye whatsoever for what suits her in terms of shape and colour palette.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Aaaw!

Thank you.

Even the suggestion is a compliment.

BIB too long??
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[allybongo]

Child benefit

 

[YerDa]

Classic guest.

Too early?

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I have clearly forgotten this! Sorry FJ. I'll say 10 Hail Mary's and a Gwladys Street as an apology.

Every Everton reference on here gives me a little warm glow.

UTFT

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

The lol emoji is for the last line: edit for spelling. Fuxking on t'floor laughing heer.

I hadn't even seen the irony until you pointed it out! (I wish I was that witty)

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Interesting.

It almost as if Jack googled Autism in women and girls, read the top results and adopted the traits that she thought would be most useful.

I do think her autism is genuine (unlike many of her other ailments) but I also think there has been an awful lot of this going on too in an attempt to use it all as a shield and deflect.

 

[houseofhoop]

There's an archive link in the Carly Bud thread.

Awesome thank you x

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

hahahahaha breathe hahahahahaha. So far up in her niche!!

ETA the irony of this showing up during a canal chat about cookbooks!!

Karma!

What a bitch!

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Did she poke the holes with a skewer?
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They look like Farley's Rusks after an attack with a chopstick.

I like a rusk.

 

[I'm not actually here]

I hadn't even seen the irony until you pointed it out! (I wish I was that witty)

You are that witty. Guest can't even

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Stares at you in Shakespeare

Zounds!

 

[Grifty Mc]

Gotta get those Insta-worthy full, luscious lips somehow, eh Jack?

Prolific thief stole 17 tubes of Pringles in one go

Adam Spencer, 40, pleads guilty to two counts of burglary and three counts of theft.

www.bbc.co.uk

Going to show how thick I am here but are burglary and theft not the same thing?

 

[Carefree]

Every Everton reference on here gives me a little warm glow.

UTFT

I don't support the Toffees but they've definitely created a soft spot in my heart. (Not just because I hate the other lot ).