Twirly, tenderBongoWhy is she like this?
Twirly, tenderBongoWhy is she like this?
I guess with Content out earning money then Coops was going to have to get off his arse too...That’s it - that’s why he’s been AWOL! Coops has a new job at WHISKERS Knew there was something fishy going on but didn’t realise it was just tinned the sardines. (Finest).
The consensus seems to be that content is actually SB’s dads dog, which only further proves those around her don’t care about abusing/mistreating animals (vis content being matted etc, if she’s not Jack’s dog the main responsibility for her grooming lies with her actual owner)Have I missed any signs of life for Content? Seems to be missing in action now that Cooper is back (that poor cat looks in dreadful condition)
Another banger of a thread title hereShe's the only one ever eating her food.
Maybe, as a challenge one day, we should try and do a whole thread where every post is a potential thread titleAnother banger of a thread title here
A trained veterinary professional referred to my dog as a "grotbag" to my face yesterday and I cannot deny it. Yet, I feel confident that he would rather scrape three-day-old pizza off the concrete by the bins than beat a path to one of Jack's slops.Just a quick mither re: Content, given how badly behaved she is (jumping up etc etc) I'm amazed that guest managed to snap a photo of unattended food on the bed. Any dog I've ever had would be right in there, or at least very close by. Same with any meal - they're always under the table (or outright begging). The lack of Content content is striking. Or perhaps just the smell of the slop is repellent to her.
Maybe she's born with it.Why is she like this?
Yes squig, the ONS were busy running a grab-bag of receipts and assorted Moleskines through their counting machines while Jack hovered over them like a Mother Hen gently, softly, peripatetically spooning slop into their mouths to keep them going as they forensically, carefully, maffematically crunched the numbers
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Needless to say,we had the last laughshe hasn't responded. I don't think that account is a troll, either.
Yes, they are always well-placed for any leftover action... My in-laws made their dogs stay downstairs, but I've always had pastoral dogs who insist on providing close protective services - whatever the floorplan!Just a quick mither re: Content, given how badly behaved she is (jumping up etc etc) I'm amazed that guest managed to snap a photo of unattended food on the bed. Any dog I've ever had would be right in there, or at least very close by. Same with any meal - they're always under the table (or outright begging). The lack of Content content is striking. Or perhaps just the smell of the slop is repellent to her.
Absolute Unt of a Nan for when she is 80.“Absolute unit of a pan”
I used to live in Scarborough, and there's several streets named after them, and an arts facility that used to be (one of) their homes. Much working class indeed!re working class William Sitwell, what would that make the rest of us? Lower lower under working class? Silly posh twit. https://www.dreweatts.com/news-videos/auction-results-weston-hall-and-the-sitwells-a-family-legacy/
I would, though, love to hear his verdict on a fennel, water and chickpea stew that serves 8 burly adults OR one smol goblin
Where to start? How long have you got?Why is she like this?
My thoughts precisely. Pasta, especially in an insipid, watery sauce does not freeze well. Any cook worth their fennel knows this. Although we are eagerly awaiting the series of blog posts on how to cook pasta in cold water. I didn’t think it possible that her slop could get sloppier but she’s only gone and done it!She said she'd made enough for the freezer, so it could have been on the side cooling down before she froze it, but she lies about her portion sizes so she's definitely lying about something.
And is batch cooking pasta and sauce for freezing together a thing? When I batch cook, it is normally chilli or bolognese sauce, and I cook the rice or pasta on the day I eat it while the sauce is heating up.
She lives in a self-curated echo chamber where she is simply the best, better than all the rest. Her arthritic finger poised over the “lock” button must have severe RSI.Where to start? How long have you got?
Narcissism would probable top of the list, closely followed by strange upbringing, being a compulsive liar, sibling jealousy/rivalry, self absorption...
I could go on, and I'm sure the other Fraus and Herren could add their own favourites.
I feel quite sorry for that squig. He's stated that he was a huge fan of guest and has bought all of her books.Yes squig, the ONS were busy running a grab-bag of receipts and assorted Moleskines through their counting machines while Jack hovered over them like a Mother Hen gently, softly, peripatetically spooning slop into their mouths to keep them going as they forensically, carefully, maffematically crunched the numbers
Corrected!! The bin is the only one eating her food. Her bin must stink like a silage on a hot day! if you know, you know. I am starting to think one of those grubby forkfuls of pasta hit her pallet and the rest hit the toilet bowl and subsequent bins.She's the only one ever eating her food.