Everyone I know over there who is young or has teenagers, were out taking photos themselves. But of course, SB is tucked in bed with his teddy by 7, or something stupid, isn't he?
Everyone I know over there who is young or has teenagers, were out taking photos themselves. But of course, SB is tucked in bed with his teddy by 7, or something stupid, isn't he?As if her son doesn’t have a smart phone/ laptop and couldn’t just google images of the northern lights himself.
'Pre-made recycled 500ml bottles?' As opposed to what? With the time she took to write that she could have made herself a fresh glass.wtf is this shit, I’m no medical expert but this sounds like it could be misleading/dangerous. Obviously if it is correct then fair enough but it’s such a bold claim it could be in Grifty kitchen.
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Who sits in a porch?
I have a porch. It has umbrellas, dog leads and coats and boots in it. It’s south facing but no one has ever sat in there chatting about anything.
She’s now trying to make out that her son not only went to the cinema with her yesterday but also stayed the night and is going to be thrilled to see all the photos other people have taken of the aurora from Friday nightView attachment 2930414
Giving me very much these vibes.
Thanks to @Valiofthedolls for the screenie
If it’s anything like our street where the front porches are glass boxes, then in my experience it’s pensioners who I suspect keep a detailed log of every neighbour’s comings and goingsWho sits in a porch?
She is sitting on 100k worth of furniture, watches, jewellery and other shite. And she couldn't book a wee Highland getaway for her son. She has had more substantial lump sums in her life than most people (Hopkins trial, kickstarter, nigella boost, Sue Lee, HH2) and not once could she buy something fantastic for her child. She's had more holidays than the people she claims to write her slop books for and not once did she take her son with her. This is the woman dripping with kate spade bags, breitling watches, tiffany jewellery and designer clothes. Her son is not a priority, he is a grifting tool for her and comes way down on her list of priorities. He will know it tooShe's a bungalow full of shit but couldn't spend any money on her only child to fulfil any of his dreams.
It's ok. Her son in common with most teenagers, no doubt, probably has no interest in seeing the northern lights. Jack, herself, has already implied he CBA to look at them.She's a bungalow full of shit but couldn't spend any money on her only child to fulfil any of his dreams.
Her whole life is a twee American TV film.Oh what a touching picture.
At a guess this quirky autistic Jack with the old before their time/little professor trait, plus some intergenerational bonding.
I f anyone CBA to track through archived electoral role records or land registry records it will become apparent if Olive was real.
Another stupid lie.
Unless she’s talking about THE POVERTY when, faster than you can say John Steinbeck, it’s the brutal realities of depression era dustbowl USAHer whole life is a twee American TV film.
The World According to Larp.
Fuck I was sitting with my old Harold there and the gasp I let out made him think I was having some sort of stroke.
Besmirch lolJa-aaaaack! Question
Is elderly Randy RAF Olive or elderly Tatler-collecting-royalty-loving Gladys the same elderly woman who gave you the pianoforte?
View attachment 2930721Cos am imagining if it was the latter it was a highly polished grand piano with lots of family photographs in silver frames, a small sherry and a tiara propped on top. And if it was the former it was an old Joanna from a Cockernee pub where the pearly kings and queens used to have a right old knees up around it.
Anyway, hopefully (even though they don’t exist) none of the above fictional elderly ladies were this elderly lady who ended up in the grim situation of living “rent free” in your grandad’s foul slum after “running into difficulties” and was then handed off onto your dad to “look after”. Let’s hope to fuck this one was fictional, eh?View attachment 2930724How on earth can she not understand how awful this (and all the other stories she told about those vulnerable tenants) sound? Spoiled cosseted provincial brat.
I’m pretty sure she worded it that way in order to stress her thriftiness, lest anyone think she’s been buying bottles of hydration drinks or simply buying empty bottles. Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if she had been buying those glass bottles with the reusable stoppers (I don’t know what they’re actually called, I always think of them as Grolsch top). Like mason jars and those dinky little glass milk bottles (which I know she does have) they’re the kind of twee shite she’d have for no particular reason other than the aesthetics.'Pre-made recycled 500ml bottles?' As opposed to what? With the time she took to write that she could have made herself a fresh glass.
How did she miss the Northern Lights? The photos were all over sm last night. And we all know she doesn't sleep early. Now she is being all gushy on the Hellsite as people send her pics. Does she truly have so much crap over her windows that she can't see the sky at all??? Please make her go away again.
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