Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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witchofwestbyfleet

She's taken the "Liverpool FC fan" line out of her bio but kept the #YNWA in. Has Footy!Guest been dropped so quickly?
 
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EllaEm87

Bringing this back to say that rugby shirt appears to have NICKLE(?back) on it. Not goth, but not rugby either!
 
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Foxvint

I've unlocked so you can share my wisdom *humble face* is surely up there with the most rollicking & boisterous of all Jack Twats.
 
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hoopdedoo

@JombleWomble your profile pic is killing me Although surely even the tidy Wombles would refuse to pick up the tons of trash in the bungamansion.
 
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SendReceive

JombleWomble said:
Surely she's back by now. Didn't she once say that the special celebrity police dept told her not to go out after dark?
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I fear that this is another one to be filed under “Coming Soon”. She just needs a weekend to pull it all together.
 
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PoorPatrol

Ffs I’ve just sat down with some horrible biscuits and a cup of cheap tea, and she’s done no angry tirade! Why, oh why, am I surprised?

Content’s legs must be hanging off by now.
 
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Grifty Mc

DinosaurSenior said:
It's almost... reassuring that she's still a pompous self centred twat.

I don't like change
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I like to think she was allegedly in jail under a completely different name for the past number of months for crimes against good food and has just got out and hasn’t learned anything from her time inside
 
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Lazarus

SendReceive said:
here we go again. Who put 50p in the dickhead?
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If this isn’t a thread title, I’m going to write a tersely worded letter to the Southend Echo.

PS, glad Jack’s recovered from the ‘mostly eating food with a spoon’ stage in her life and is now merrily using a mandolin to plane parsnips.
 
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Geetbo

If we don’t get the parsnip and finger gratin recipe I will be most displeased.
 
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MooBelle

TrolleyParton said:
Don't be silly, that poor creature doesn't get walked, garden is probably covered in his un-picked-up shite.She'll be racking up lines and setting up socks to reply with breathless admiration to her tepid takes in the hope of upping the engagement.
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Nah. Content doesn't live with her.
 
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markcorriganscrisps

She's such a roaring bellend. If anyone believes that she's unlocked for any other reason than her seeing an opportunity to get on BBC News again then they're a fanny.
 
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Ms Biscuit

Today's Jack production: Fifty basic AF tweets she's copied from the Internet, real poverty campaigners, and Guardian columns. My god, her dedication knows no bounds. And with a wounded finger, no less! This must be at least an 18-hour day for her. If only everyone would do as much for the poors as Jack!

Tedious self-absorbed couch potato. https://giphy.com/l1ugrx6wml2ooQik0
 
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