Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

[MavisBeacon]

The reason that there’s a load of ads on her feed is that she has a blue tick and can therefore turn on Ads Revenue Sharing. I imagine that she’s just discovered this, hence the desperate engagement farming by hopping onto to the LFC trending. Anything to earn money by sitting on her fat arse.

#YNWA

#YoullNeverWorkAgain

Twat.

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[Valiofthedolls]

I do have moments of feeling sorry for guest if she really hasn't got over her break up with Louisa and is trying to provoke a reaction from her. Every so often I get a painful pang over a guy who ghosted me about eight years ago. but the difference is I don't put that on social media or look at his social media or anything like that. ( I do also have a Harold now so there is that too lol)

but yeah. I understand the impulse but it's such a horrible idea. It's what a teenager would do.

You’re way too kind. What she really hasn’t got over is Louisa breaking up with her, especially as her every utterance when they were together made clear that she thought Louisa was punching far above her weight, was a massive nuisance and hapless idiot. She made zero effort whatsoever to hide her contempt while they were together, and seems still can’t quite compute how LJC would have the audacity to LEFT the hot commodity that is I, narc Jack Monroe.

Just like she’s never got over Leggy, again for having the sheer audacity to dump her, but clearly that’s the lifestyle/image she misses and has been attempting to ape ever since. To add SPITE-copying LJC who she relentlessly denigrated and gave the impression she though was a complete idiot to that is just utterly pathetic.

As has been wisely stated here, she’s a skinwalker. (And LJC can get to fuck posting young kids’ pics all over her wide open socials too. She should know better.)

Oh it totally is bluebell garden living your best life wars... what a saddo

 

[lilykestrel]

you say 'such creative cooking with very little', I say

SLOP

Spoiler

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Still a pathological liar then. By what counting method does she arrive at this timeframe?

 

[Mr Krabs]

It’s a shame she’s back. The Jack Monroe threads are much better without Jack Monroe.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Oh it totally is bluebell garden living your best life wars... what a saddo

 

[Valiofthedolls]

the cords pic. that has ended me. what was she thinking? where did she find a pastel disco light filter? why did she ask for such large lip fillers? is she still wearing the fake shiner makeup? what is that in her hair?

In her hair is…her hair. It’s the Rambo hairband made out of the piece of her own hair. Adorned (as Nazi Shitrag Daily Mail likes to say) with what looks like that angry flower in your avi and a shell off the MOD beach, lovingly assembled by the light from the window, filtered through the many layers of voile. (while cowering in fear at knocks, soap, soup and death threats at the door)

Guess you’re doubly fucked on that one this week, pal Rainbow Brite. What with you on MN and on here and all that…

ETA: ss @Peachy9 and @Pocahontas

 

[HotesTilaire]

Wow, so British Agatha Christie drank heavy cream, was she in America when she did that did she use it to wash down tamales made from commissary? Call CPS!

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Perhaps she enjoyed Jack as fish so much she’s going to catch all the various ones that look like her.

 

[StatusWoe]

I hope it's going as well as her lasagne.

 

[YerDa]

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Oh piss off you plastic.
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[Valiofthedolls]

Dear god almighty and all his cherubim and seraphim. What in the babyshit is this monstrosity? And how MASSIVE is it?!

She’s a charlatan who cannot cook for shit, but genuinely, she reserves a special sort of venom for eggs. Why does she hate eggs so much?

Did she get LEFT by an egg?

Spoiler: Foul Eggy Slops

Spoiler: Truly repulsive worst ever

Paging Dr Pimplepopper: Cyst alert!

 

[Five hundred dogs]

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This sounds historically unlikely. Not that Christie learned to surf, she seemed to be quite an adventurous type, but that she was one of the first British people to learn to do it standing up. How do you prove that? As far as I understand surfing is something traditionally done by Polynesian islanders. While Polynesia isn’t exactly an easy journey from the UK, especially pre airplanes, there were still a reasonable amount of Brits who made it there over the centuries and quite possibly some of them some of them learned to surf standing on a board.
I know I’m being pedantic but as a history researcher and student this stuff bugs me. You can say Christie was one of the first recorded British people to learn to surf standing up, fair enough. You can’t actually claim with any certainty that she was one of the first though.

 

[lilykestrel]

"a nice touch"

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Also, if you “went sober over three years ago”, so before April 14th, 2021

How do you account for this performance where you were clearly absolutely fucked off your chump on January 21st 2022?

Oh, and that you were shouting about being ONE YEAR SOBER at the end of June 2022.
Suggesting you didn’t “went sober” until…the end of June 2021. Again, not “over three years ago”.

ss @Marmalade Atkins

Make up your fucking mind, you absolute LYING charlatan

 

[Geetbo]

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Oi oi, Grifty Chancer. Outside of your curated bubble, you’re a byword for shit recipes and fraud. Just keep it in mind if you’re thinking of crawling back out, eh.

 

[Lucky Escape]

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I know it's a really minor quibble when she's busily spouting so many fresh lies, but the ability to digest lactose either persists beyond weaning or it doesn't. It doesn't fluctuate, that's not how it works.

This matters - she holds herself out as an expert, but then makes really basic mistakes. She can't be bothered to research the facts to support her lies. And this is just one particularly blatant example amongst hundreds of others.

People trusted her, and many will have taken her advice. Does she feel no shame at all?

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

She’s just going to get away with it forever, isn’t she? ffs

Not entirely. She has to wake up every day and be Jack Monroe. Everywhere she goes, there she is. Imagine walking around knowing you’d been given a platform, basically handed to you on a plate, and you were so lazy and greedy all you got out of it was a few thousand pounds and ruined your reputation for the rest of your life. She’s an absolute joke on the hellsite now, and will be for the rest of her days. I guarantee a narc like her is seething at that.

 

[MooBelle]

Evening just saw on Twitter that Jack was back - and I fully believe it’s a direct response to this from LJC that was posted last night- note the “our” garden & the child in the photo is LJCs partners child. Meanwhile Jack is still where she is with her dog!
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That makes a lot of sense. Especially the Laurie 'Lou' in her post. Jack appears to have had a relationship break up and she's seen Louisa's happy life and the little Narc can't have anyone outdoing her.
LOOK AT ME LOUISA.