It really does sound like guest is running the catering in Big Dave’s Boom Boom Dog Hair Room. Blimey, nobody turn up and report back or she’ll have to close another business.
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what no pic of the great man himself?
(Can confirm no Giphy of Frank Burnside
)Seriously though with the tank cafe. I know we've joked about it, but it really does seem likely she's working there.
Also, as ghastly as that outfit choice is with Gene Hunt I still would though...
Evidence she’s working therewhat no pic of the great man himself?
(Can confirm no Giphy of Frank Burnside
Seriously though with the tank cafe. I know we've joked about it, but it really does seem likely she's working there.
Also, as ghastly as that outfit choice is with Gene Hunt I still would though...
(ETA inexplicable egg/slop warning)
(Confirmed). 
No probs Gene, you big ol saucepot.
Burnside and Carver impersonating police detectives in The Bill.
Frank Burnside giving Jim Carver the pointy finger.
Frank Burnside giving Jim Carver the pointy finger.
Here’s a load of people impersonating Firefighters.
One of my greatest pleasures is lying in bed on a Sunday morning, watching "The Bill".
Better than lying about being a firefighter
Better than lying about being a firefighter
She is one to talk, she has spent her life impersonating( badly) people, a half decent cook being the main one.
She's Juliet Darvo
Please can this be the next thread title? Pleeeeeeeaase
Vali you are spoiling us this evening! Again, another photo/tweet that will never not be funny.
Jack thinks this is the ultimate gotcha to PROVE she was a firemanlady. In reality it is a pic from a team building day for civilian staff and I've never seen a picture that was so obviously not a picture of firefighters in my life.
My late grandfather had a cracking phrase and I'll share it with you now...
'Well isn't that the human equivalent of a box of broken biscuits '
Eggs fried inside an old Tuna can for neatnessEvidence she’s working there
(ETA inexplicable egg/slop warning)
Evidence she’s NOT working there
Hot Policefella
No probs Gene, you big ol saucepot.
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Seriously, look at this nonsense. I know firemen and firemanladies aren't always the stuff of novelty calendars, but there is no way on earth any of this lot are rescuing you from a burning building. Does a height restriction apply for the fire service? Not one of them over 5ft 3 and couldn't hold themselves up in a mild wind.
Also, I know it's late but are there any grown ups around for a new Fred?
A cacophony of cacophonies. Marauding like hams, cats, imaginary cats, obsessive fantasists and troublemakers, crockery et al.
Also a great thread title.
I hate that she thinks it's OK to feed kaka to vulnerable people.
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