Jack Monroe #567 Wibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house

[MurielSnark]

I wonder if Big Choccy D and Mammy E donned their lids and leathers to join this wonderful tribute to Dave Myers over the weekend? (I mean, they probably didn't because honouring a gentle TV chef is not really a military-around-the-edges kinda thing.)

If, God forbid, Jack were to pass on, do you think there'd be a solidarity shuffle of impoverished people banging pots from Southend to Parliament? It would take them ages cos of the rickets & DWP-related CPTSD, as well as lack of access to any transport apart from shanks' pony, but it would be a very powerful tribute to our plucky povster.

Hairy Bikers star Dave Myers given ride-out tribute

About 6,000 bikers joined the ride to North Yorkshire.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Scotty1976]

Don't feed me slop after midnight!

 

[Cheekymonk3y]

Boo, I guess?

 

[BishopBrennan]

I post (very rarely it's true) under my own name, and I'm now worried she'll tell the pope on me

 

[Lucky Escape]

A little late to the Tattle name reveal party, but I actually did have a Lucky Escape...

 

[MediumLoad]

I post (very rarely it's true) under my own name, and I'm now worried she'll tell the pope on me

At least she's too smol to kick you up the arse.

 

[Soup or Noodle]

There's an abandoned mansion behind it which is good for a yomp on a dry day .

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It is, isn't it . Road up to it is terrible though.
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I am a delicious packet of sesame flavoured noodles.

 

[Geetbo]

I would genuinely post my real name and picture on here as I’ve said absolutely nothing I don’t stand by.

 

[Suffolkmum]

I haven’t posted for a while. I’m exactly what I say I am.
I’ve been let out of the poly tunnel and have finally hung up my fruit picker’s boots.
Looking forward to catching up. Has she moved yet?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Following on from the time my phone suggested my grandma might like to go to Redcar, today I tried to spell 'for' and it auto-corrected to dordrecht. I've never once said Dordrecht but now that you mention it, WHAT HAPPENED??

 

[griftalo]

I wonder if Big Choccy D and Mammy E donned their lids and leathers to join this wonderful tribute to Dave Myers over the weekend? (I mean, they probably didn't because honouring a gentle TV chef is not really a military-around-the-edges kinda thing.)

If, God forbid, Jack were to pass on, do you think there'd be a solidarity shuffle of impoverished people banging pots from Southend to Parliament? It would take them ages cos of the rickets & DWP-related CPTSD, as well as lack of access to any transport apart from shanks' pony, but it would be a very powerful tribute to our plucky povster.

Hairy Bikers star Dave Myers given ride-out tribute

About 6,000 bikers joined the ride to North Yorkshire.

www.bbc.co.uk

Made me think of this, and the food looks appropriate too.

 

[MooBelle]

I would genuinely post my real name and picture on here as I’ve said absolutely nothing I don’t stand by.

Same.
However please don't do this my lovely! However fab it would be to find out who you are irl (same goes for the rest of you lovelies) I couldn't bear the grief she would do to you.
We had a poster here for years who was attacked by her during DKL and recieved death threats. After posting here for a while she posted her full name and email. It was swiftly removed by Mods (I think she may have been a bit tipsy when she posted) Although I agreed with (and applauded) her I just don't think you can run the risk of one of the more 'dedicated ' fans harassing you.
As for my name origin story, very dull. It's one of the nicknames we give our dog! It's a play on words on her real name. Occasionally my husband will say something silly like 'there's my beautiful Moo Moo Belle' and I'll think he's paying me a compliment.
No, just talking to the dog...

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Wait...., wut?
So now we're not who we say we are?
duck sake lads, so I've just spent all day getting a cockified squig tattooed for nothing?
Cheers, Hope you're all proud of yourselves? Rocky's crying now.
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[Geetbo]

Same.
However please don't do this my lovely! However fab it would be to find out who you are irl (same goes for the rest of you lovelies) I couldn't bear the grief she would do to you.
We had a poster here for years who was attacked by her during DKL and recieved death threats. After posting here for a while she posted her full name and email. It was swiftly removed by Mods (I think she may have been a bit tipsy when she posted) Although I agreed with (and applauded) her I just don't think you can run the risk of one of the more 'dedicated ' fans harassing you.
As for my name origin story, very dull. It's one of the nicknames we give our dog! It's a play on words on her real name. Occasionally my husband will say something silly like 'there's my beautiful Moo Moo Belle' and I'll think he's paying me a compliment.
No, just talking to the dog...

Don’t worry tenderstem I won’t. You’ll all just have to make do with the picture of my feet next to a freezer full of discount viennettas.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

That is all.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Been on FB and look what I found.

Spoiler: Finds

Big chocolate was mistaken for Burnside by the king!

Vintage guest also can't do maths.

Total sum raised for Greece

Proof that guest works in daddy's caff.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Been on FB and look what I found.

Spoiler: Finds

Big chocolate was mistaken for Burnside by the king!
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Vintage guest also can't do maths.
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Total sum raised for Greece
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Proof that guest works in daddy's caff.
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OMG Big Chocco impersonated a PoPo!

 

[MooBelle]

Don’t worry tenderstem I won’t. You’ll all just have to make do with the picture of my feet next to a freezer full of discount viennettas.

That's all I need...

 

[Carefree]

Ugh, what a way to explain you don't understand economics. Then again, that was obvious by the "budget" recipes of grim slop. Being broke isn't a reason to eat Victorian gruel, ffs.

 

[MooBelle]

OMG Big Chocco impersonated a PoPo! View attachment 2864087View attachment 2864085View attachment 2864102

MY FAVOURITE JACKISM!!!
Hoorah! The time when Jack (because she's thick) thought that someone with a twitter handle of a fictional character from telly WAS IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER.
Will never not be funny.