Jack Monroe #567 Wibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house

[Valiofthedolls]

So I’m laid on the bed with period pains watching Londons Burning (it’s on UKTV play).

Will keep watching and see if there is anything else that reminds me of Jack.

Just sayin…

Spoiler: 🔥🚒

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Didn’t one of the firemen disappear after the actor went down on a drugs charge? Not sure why that seems relevant…
Can’t remember anything about the show now but those character names are a blast from the past!

There’s also one called Charisma because of the lack of…also a good Jack name. No wonder she wanted to be a fireman so much, she could have had some great nicknames.
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And Vaseline because he’s so slippery…

 

[MurielSnark]

Interesting agony aunt post here from the Grauniad (still has some uses, despite their misguided platforming of you-know-who). Deeply resonant of what some ninnies here have called skinwalking.

My friend copies things I say, wear and do, and watches my house. Is this stalking? | Ask Annalisa Barbieri

You are right to feel uncomfortable, rather than flattered, by such extreme imitation. Short of cutting her off completely, there are ways to gradually disentangle yourself

www.theguardian.com

 

[Captainmouse]

this bit made me laugh

there is a good reason why people choose not to support the Guardian


Yeah, platforming this grifter

 

[skronkywildcat]

and LOJ

 

[pumbilical cord]

Oh Dearheart, but there was Jackanoshy!

JACKANOSHY, The Recipe Reading Corner by Jack Monroe. Episode 1: Cannelini Beurre Blanc, from Tin Can Cook

Dear readers – it’s been a busy week for me! And I have a few things to share with you all – so buckle up, because there’s a lot to take in. Last week I was invited onto ITV…

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Is there still video evidence of that monstrosity in circulation…?

The viewers at home loved it!

Surely that's just the mean, evil Daily Mail? Right?

What's that? There were tweets?

Oh dear.

 

[Carefree]

I just love how every time she tries to concoct some bullshit and gaslight us all, out come the receipts and undisputed screenshots

 

[JuliaGulia]

So I’m laid on the bed with period pains watching Londons Burning (it’s on UKTV play).
- sure Jack thinks she’s the female recruit Josie, or Bayleaf their cook, but in fact she’s SickNote with his endless tooth pain and various muscular injuries.
- one of the fireman’s family lives on quite rough estate and his mum doesn’t want to show off by buying jam in the shop.
Will keep watching and see if there is anything else that reminds me of Jack.

I had such a crush on Bayleaf, I thought he was lovely. I was about ten

 

[FunnyFuneral]

I had such a crush on Bayleaf, I thought he was lovely. I was about ten

When I read that, just for a moment dear JuliaG , I thought you had a crush on Bayleaf the Gardener out of the Herbs

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just sayin…

Spoiler: 🔥🚒

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Is it illegal to impersonate a Fireman on the internet?

 

[Mr Krabs]

So I’m laid on the bed with period pains watching Londons Burning (it’s on UKTV play).
- sure Jack thinks she’s the female recruit Josie, or Bayleaf their cook, but in fact she’s SickNote with his endless tooth pain and various muscular injuries.
- one of the fireman’s family lives on quite rough estate and his mum doesn’t want to show off by buying jam in the shop.
Will keep watching and see if there is anything else that reminds me of Jack.

Have they got to the bit where the trainee firefighters have to bench press the queen?

 

[MooBelle]

Is it illegal to impersonate a Fireman on the internet?

No but Jack Monroe will dial 999 if you pretend to be DCI Burnside from The Bill...

 

[BeardyBap]

I’d dispute the “proper” but otherwise he’s absolutely nailed her here.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Have they got to the bit where the trainee firefighters have to bench press the queen?

Have they got to the bit where the fire phone answerer turns up at the aftermath of a massive tragedy and pretends they were a firefighter?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Spoiler: Just say no, kids!

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[MurielSnark]

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Spoiler: Just say no, kids!

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if anything she's doing a reverse Dorian Gray, having sold her soul to jg1

 

[Valiofthedolls]

if anything she's doing a reverse Dorian Gray, having sold her soul to jg1

Typical of guest to duck it up and do it backwards. As a decade of the grift and a Matterhorn’s worth of gak have their way with her IRL, there’s a portrait hanging in the bungamansion attic that currently looks like this

When a decade ago it looked like this

 

[MurielSnark]

Typical of guest to duck it up and do it backwards. As a decade of the grift and a Matterhorn’s worth of gak have their way with her countenance IRL, there’s a portrait hanging in the bungamansion attic that currently looks like this
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It's poetic, innit

 

[Hollaaa]

I just saw the new government advert on TV for being aware of scams and fraud and thought I'd look at the website to see if they were saying anything about internet scammers. This doesn't quite get there, but advice fits: https://stopthinkfraud.campaign.gov.uk/how-to-spot-fraud/recognise-the-tactics/

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

I just saw the new government advert on TV for being aware of scams and fraud and thought I'd look at the website to see if they were saying anything about internet scammers. This doesn't quite get there, but advice fits: https://stopthinkfraud.campaign.gov.uk/how-to-spot-fraud/recognise-the-tactics/

Let‘s see how she does…