So you're telling me that Autumnal statement is out in all its horrendous glory and she has not came out to shout at Rish mate... i mean honestly pet, i think its their worst one yet, perhaps a self proclaimed activist would be their suggesting some useless information or maybe talking about that one time about 100 years ago when they had to eat a value tin of beans,because much pov.. she really has LEFT. Not even a glimpse of the saggy deflated a of her fave big Nige has charmed her out.
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oh my gosh are those two separate posts?
Writes 2 almost identical hunger hurts posts 10 years apart. With a link to the first one in the second one. I just can't cope with this these levels of stupidity and duplicity
I hadn’t realised at the time what a shoddy edit of HH1 HH2 is 
The unworkable recipes make a little more sense in light of this...I hadn’t realised at the time what a shoddy edit of HH1 HH2 is
I can't get my head around why a seemingly capable woman in her 30s is expecting sympathy because she has to apply for jobs because her part time self employed gig doesn't pay enough to live on. The entitlement is off the scale.
It makes my blood boil how she clearly thinks all the jobs she’s listing are beneath her. She literally just listed all the lowest paid jobs she could think of, knowing she would never do any of them in a million years.
So much of HH2 (actually HH3 but still) is just HH1 repeated as if it’s new “what used to be a monthly essential is now a GROSS LUXURY so you throw your hair back in an Alice band and tell your friends you’re growing it …” with bonus “I’ve unscrewed the lightbulbs, used solar lights for the garden instead, and boiled down soap to make shower gel”
Not even genuinely poor people are boiling soap for shower gel (that uses energy so they will just wash with the soap instead.) Most people on benefits would buy a cheap can opener or borrow one rather than risk losing fingers with a hammer and mallet. Guest has very strange ideas about what “luxury” is
Not even genuinely poor people are boiling soap for shower gel (that uses energy so they will just wash with the soap instead.) Most people on benefits would buy a cheap can opener or borrow one rather than risk losing fingers with a hammer and mallet. Guest has very strange ideas about what “luxury” is
At the time of HH1 she had worked in shops and bars over the years but would she do it now? LOL no, she’s not lifting a finger! Train driving can pay well but this is the same woman who insists she can’t even drive a car because of her autism
I have also heard the hotel kettle piss thing. I also once found a thong in a hotel kettle. Not even a kinky hotel - a premier inn. I only looked because I heard about the piss thing. Hotel kettles just best avoided I think.
If she'd applied for that many jobs and got none of them, that's absolutely a Jack problem.
Truth is, she's peaked. At a time of national crisis she had a daily co-presenting role on BBC1. You know, a lot of people were helped through those times by Paul & Bob Gone Fishing, Grayson's Art Club. That was her shot at really being taken to the nation's hearts. She blew it because she just isn't suited for it.
Since then, what? A couple of attempts at shilling for global food brands on YouTube? Advocating shoplifting on Lorraine? Threatening to make shoelaces with ketchup on This Morning? Shaking like a shitting dog on Question Time? Book branded dangerous and sales figures in the toilet?
Goose. Cooked. Honk.
Since then, what? A couple of attempts at shilling for global food brands on YouTube? Advocating shoplifting on Lorraine? Threatening to make shoelaces with ketchup on This Morning? Shaking like a shitting dog on Question Time? Book branded dangerous and sales figures in the toilet?
Goose. Cooked. Honk.
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Perhaps she should have done laps around her garden while wearing Big Dave's medals? I hear that can be quite lucrative...
I don’t know, at the start of the pandemic when we were all sat at home scared shitless not knowing what was going on, she gave us lot plenty of laughs. I know that’s not exactly what they were aiming for but it was certainly entertaining.
Expecting sympathy and cash. Please, I beg of you, do not forget to send cold hard currency.
Re: the bib. Watching Josie talking on IACGMOOH last night was interesting. For years after big brother she kept applying to tv and getting nowhere. Eventually got a tiny shot on This Morning, then a bigger slot, then a bigger and eventually when everyone else had been ill (or sacked
) she got a call to host.That's how you do it. You show up prepared, do the work and build it in to a career.
You're right, Jack had her chances at the height of a pandemic and then a cost of living crisis. She could have really made it and been everywhere had she been even a teeny bit professional and remotely likable. Instead she was unreliable, entitled, arsey and unprepared and ducked up a career that was virtually handed to her on a plate.
Given that they printed Jack's blindingly obvious bull without question for a decade, I'm not sure sub-editors are a thing over there.
May 2018 too. I BEG OF YOU keep a lookout, for I am FORCED to SELL my BEST and FAVOURITE possessions!
oh and here’s a link to my PayPal and my Patreon too. Send me all your cash, you suckers! Over a year into a relationship with sugarmama LJC and 8 months away from moving into the bungamansion. Such a manipulative lying charlatan
Interestingly enough, on the second blog, she doesn't say she actually sent these job applications in, just that she typed them. There's no bleeping way she would lower herself to work in a pub or a fulfilment warehouse after seeing the dizzy heights of hanging round the Groucho with wealthy, well-connected partners.
ETA - she will likely just coast along now on whatever Patreon mugs/local middle-class idiots she can grift off until such times as she can get her hands on whatever inheritance is coming from Big Wispa. That's the annoying thing about these types. They never seem to get a comeuppance.
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The one thing I am grateful to Jack for is... I joined Tattle and started reading her threads on 23rd March 2020, the day of the first lockdown.
I couldn't bear to read the news, so needed to lose myself in something else.
She... Well, you guys, helped me through.
Seeing someone consistently make such a fool of themselves really was quite the distraction
I couldn't bear to read the news, so needed to lose myself in something else.
She... Well, you guys, helped me through.
Seeing someone consistently make such a fool of themselves really was quite the distraction
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