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Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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This made me think of Joe Wicks. Sure, he may seem a bit of a wally, but my word he was EVERYWHERE during lockdown... and it was so simple to do. He just a) got on with it, b) was quite likeable, and c) had something others would interact with.
Who'd have ever thought it? If you try to be a worker and not a wanker, people will like you.
Go measure your onions with that, Jackie.
Add another “Apparently I look like…” to the list
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Reckon she only said “Helena Bonham Carter” because she didn’t know how to spell Bellatrix Lestrange?
And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
And yeah, that tiny stupid Rambo headband made of your own hair “falling out in your sleep” definitely gave you that “Helena” Hairdo and those Tippex Teeth for your 6am bathroom mirror selfie, you idiotic fantasist charlatan attention seeker.
Gums as grey as her personality.
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I'll give her something - she's almost got an aesthetic going on there - grey fake hair, grey pov jumper, grey under eye shadows, grey gums.
The pandemic is what ruined her. Everyone had time to scrutinise her scams and the big work opportunity it gave her revealed her to be an imposter.
On the plus side, she wouldn't have to deal with roundabouts.
Haha bleeping hell hadn’t seen that photo befoe. She looks like a bonfire night sparkler that’s about to go out.
bleeping hell Lord Byron, think you better lay off that opium for a bit, pal.
She’s truly, truly excruciating. Just mortifying.
Though I do like this fit of pique pissy little shitfit she had on her blog when she republished her decaying butterflies there in their hideously copulating entirety
They HEAVILY EDITED her!
Why Jack cry?
Edited
copulating
butterfly.
Why Jack have no Tattle fun?
She scavenging moth,
Fraus soft wool sun.
She’s truly, truly excruciating. Just mortifying.
Though I do like this fit of pique pissy little shitfit she had on her blog when she republished her decaying butterflies there in their hideously copulating entirety
They HEAVILY EDITED her!
Why Jack cry?
Edited
copulating
butterfly.
Why Jack have no Tattle fun?
She scavenging moth,
Fraus soft wool sun.
No seriously, that's not even hair. That's bits of carpet thread pulled out of the hoover roller brush.
If she has even TRIED to rip of my favourite ever film Love Actually (
) with the “it’s a self preservation thing” quote I will dislike her even more than I already do ETA that’s the wrong gif, and it won’t let me change it, but it’s said by the guy who was in love with guest’s doppelgänger Keira Knightley.
Aaah, moths. Famously, seen in daylight, attracted to the sun.
Jesus wept. Every time I try to find something I encounter more horror.
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STARS
I sat outside last night, gazing at stars. Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens; I know they exist and I’ve seen them before, but suddenly they are all around me, as much a part of the …
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What fuckery is this??Jesus wept. Every time I try to find something I encounter more horror.
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STARS
I sat outside last night, gazing at stars. Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens; I know they exist and I’ve seen them before, but suddenly they are all around me, as much a part of the …
“But of course, I failed”Jesus wept. Every time I try to find something I encounter more horror.
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STARS
I sat outside last night, gazing at stars. Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens; I know they exist and I’ve seen them before, but suddenly they are all around me, as much a part of the …
Stick a fork in me, I’m done. Her first and only moment of self-awareness.
Blithely ignoring the fact that "a very certain kind of man" perfectly describes the small gang of neckbeards who used to gallantly leap into every online fray to defend our smol pixie. She has to burn every single bridge, doesn't she?bleeping hell Lord Byron, think you better lay off that opium for a bit, pal.
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She’s truly, truly excruciating. Just mortifying.
Though I do like this fit of pique pissy little shitfit she had on her blog when she republished her decaying butterflies there in their hideously copulating entirety
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They HEAVILY EDITED her!
Why Jack cry?
Edited
copulating
butterfly.
Why Jack have no Tattle fun?
She scavenging moth,
Fraus soft wool sun.
Stars are like chickens, obvs
P.s. no way I'm reading more than the first paragraph.
ETA. All celestial bodies and poultry interchangeable too, obvs.
Stars are like chickens.. such profound words it really does bring a tear to the eye.
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