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Well, wouldn’t you?
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My mum has had no shortage in her life of male attention and she has the same thing going on. Men mistake it for exciting.Absolutely thisI don’t understand the attraction either. She’s at best average. And whenever she looks even passingly presentable, the manic look in her eyes
is enough of a red flag
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Well played, squig.
Thread Title Nomination “The best swap is to swap the recipe to a Jamie Oliver one”
There are savoury ones out there, which are quite nice (which means not Jack's) Weirdly, the not SG remembered the other day the ones I used to make back in the baby led weaning days, and wanted me to make them for her again. They're on the Riverford page if you're ever temptedIt's been so long since I popped in here (new job, son got married - I wore a hat!!) but I'm disgusted by the idea of cheese and chive flapjacks. I'm sure someone somewhere would do them nicely, but I can't imagine how she's going to get the flapjack texture without golden syrup. In addition to cheese and chive?
These sound lovely to be fair. I’ll give them a try thanks, dearheart Monster.
Yes the narcs I have known are rarely single regardless of their looks. They are lovebombers extraordinaire and when the drama starts it is initially mistaken for intensity. Until all hell breaks loose and you’re on your knees wondering who the duck this person is and who you have become.
Imagine thinking you’d signed up for someone exciting and you get…Jack
Sometimes they do need an extra egg though. The recipe states one, but it doesn't always look right with one, if that makes sense.
They’ve cut that sentence off too soon, it should read: “Before you, I’d always slavishly followed recipes…now I use your recipes, I have to stop following them and switch to ingredients and methods that actually work”
or perhaps: “before you, I’d always slavishly followed recipes…now I’ve seen what inedible slop you produce, I find I’ve lost my appetite and no longer require food”.
Shouted proposals over eastenders after a Harvester salad bar. Life on the edge!
These sound lovely; I’ll given them a go, thank you. Jack, do not search Riverford Savoury Flapjacks: the world does not deserve you* substituting fresh grated carrot for tinned. (What was the baking recipe she did that with, calamitously missing the texture point and exposing yet again her lack of ability, taste, and giving a tit?)
*And Jack: take what you think ‘the world does not deserve you’ means, and reverse it.
And given the number of personas she has, you could be swiping left until your finger was sore but still be looking at a version of her
Great, now she’s ruined flapjacks for me as well.
Might go and drive angrily through her favourite local puddles.
Might go and drive angrily through her favourite local puddles.
I sometimes have to remind myself that the claw hand and overly white shark teeth like someone shining a floodlight through a letterbox were added to her photos by guest, it presents a very warped view of what she looks like. There was the mangled ear too and the back of the head that was a completely straight line and she still shares this and thinks it looks better
I didn’t have a particularly romantic proposal because my husband isn’t the type but he did not yell “I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!” at me across a busy pub, compared to Jack he’s positively chivalrous
Thank you Jack for your inspirational recipes! I had a go at your beer battered fish and chips, swapped out a couple of ingredients and changed up the method a bit, cooking times etc etc, anyway Mrs Bap says this is the nicest peach cobbler she's ever had. Win!
why the LJC does she lie about literally everything?! No they didn’t, you You read it in THE NEWSPAPER!
As a YOUNG WOMAN, she does like to let that word “Apparently” do a lot of heavy lifting for her tho
is this the person who worked with her in Asda?
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