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Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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The canal will be here for you. Its a bit like giving birth... You won't be able to fully recall the agony afterwards.
The filthy neck...
honest to god tho, what an insufferable wankerCalm your bits, Winston. Nobody’s summoning you to the Cabinet War Rooms just yet.
“Find what you love and let it kill you”
Has anyone checked under her pile of sideboards lately for a faint sound of honkage?
Has anyone checked under her pile of sideboards lately for a faint sound of honkage?
Maybe that's it.... Maybe she has been crushed by a Sideboard and nobody has found her yet?
“I never set out to be rich and famous”. Good. You’re not.bleeping fantasistlying YOUNG WOMAN.
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You read it in THE NEWSPAPER!
View attachment 2584230View attachment 2584240Her incessantly describing herself as a “young woman” is always just…bizarre. A young woman on TELEVISION, no less.
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As a YOUNG WOMAN, she does like to let that word “Apparently” do a lot of heavy lifting for her tho
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ETA: I can’t work out who gives me the worst second-hand embarrassment between her and Sarah Vajayjay. It’s close.
I get not having red wine in the house for sobriety reasons, but those red wine stock pots are non-alcoholic (or de-alcoholised according to the ingredients) and I can't tell the difference when I use them
(Blended Tinned) Carrot Cake Overnight Oats?
Mercifully all evidence has LEFT her blog but the BBC has it sans slop-pics
Complete toss up between thinking they're the best at everything and everyone should continually recognise that, and being owed a living just because her ankle hurt once and she can't be ducked to lift a finger.
Five words:
Town centre. Stocks. Tomatoes.
Pricks.
Allegedly still poor and infamous is probably not what she was going for.
Oh, and definitely entertaining but not for any of the reasons she stated.
I'm gonna cut out the middle man, drag the oven upstairs, replace my bedroom radiator with it, and put my feet directly in the oven.
Excellent. You make use of those gas pipes you thrifty queen.
Hang on a sec? 35g of mixed peel and A TABLESPOON of (interchangeable) sugar per person in this sloppy grimness?
The BBC should be ashamed of themselves putting this big ol pipe of rit on their website. Did she really slop this Tin Can Cockend hideousness on DKL? I’ve put it out of my mind if so…
The BBC should be ashamed of themselves putting this big ol pipe of rit on their website. Did she really slop this Tin Can Cockend hideousness on DKL? I’ve put it out of my mind if so…
Ah but povs can't be expected to spend £1.40 on four Tesco* red wine stock pots, or even know that they exist, since they're not in Asda's value range.
*other supermarkets are available, selling a variety of ingredients
This bed-warming chat reminds me... not to pull old fogey rank or anything, but in the early 90s we rented houses with no central heating, fireplaces in the bedrooms, electric heaters, electric blankets, round-pin electrical sockets still on the walls, single glazed sash windows... Did I mention this was the 90s?!? No rose-tinteds here, it was crap and we knew it was crap.
This wingnut turned off the heating in her 21st Century laminate floored halogen downlightered executive apartment and crying hypothermia came up with an entirely ineffective and ridiculous reinvention of the Victorian bed warming pan. Give me strength.
Sorry. As you were.
This wingnut turned off the heating in her 21st Century laminate floored halogen downlightered executive apartment and crying hypothermia came up with an entirely ineffective and ridiculous reinvention of the Victorian bed warming pan. Give me strength.
Sorry. As you were.
Aren't tinned carrots... Salty? The thought of that mush awaiting me for breakfast would make me pull the duvet back over my head
Be sure to brew up a nice crock (of tit) pot/slow cooker of tea on your bed to pop your mitts
in too.Got to keep those hands that make love warm!
Salty and of dubious texture if I remember rightly. What foul slop this claw handed woman produces.
Cold salty carrot mush sugar porridge. It's nothing like carrot cake for breakfast, of that I am certain.
Is this a party in my mouth?
Nah mate. You've brought up a bit of sick.
Is this a party in my mouth?
Nah mate. You've brought up a bit of sick.
It does, thank you. Extra cookie for you for making sure, unlike guest, that the recipe is workable
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