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Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa
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She is a classic example of confidence over ability in pretty much everything
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The Daily Kitchen "recipes" that Jack created on Daily Kitchen Live, are underneath the pic on the BBC website
The corned beef chilli... A tin of corned beef, or any other tinned meat, grated.
Wha? I can only think of Spam.
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The Daily Kitchen "recipes" that Jack created on Daily Kitchen Live, are underneath the pic on the BBC website
The corned beef chilli... A tin of corned beef, or any other tinned meat, grated.
Wha? I can only think of Spam.
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Kidney beans are not interchangeable with frozen peas. She's hopeless.
So if I’m reading this right, her chilli recipe could be grated spam, garden peas, tin of baked beans and a blob of tomato purée? I’m gutted she didn’t get her own cooking show.
My older brother used to play me his punk records when I was growing up. Our house was full of every conceivable genre and I have a very eclectic taste in music because of that - my play lists go from house trance, to something like Massive Attack, to Eminem, Jay Z, NWA etc, then to Madonna and circle back to a large Boy Slim live gig or The Beatles. You can tell what mood I’m in based on what I’m playing.
Anyway! “Gordon is a Moron” was something I was pretty pleased to be singing to myself round the house as a youngster, much to my parent’s obvious delight. They made my brother get headphones after that and Mum would put Rick Ashley’s LP or Bruce Springsteen on Ye Old Turntable.
Anyway! “Gordon is a Moron” was something I was pretty pleased to be singing to myself round the house as a youngster, much to my parent’s obvious delight. They made my brother get headphones after that and Mum would put Rick Ashley’s LP or Bruce Springsteen on Ye Old Turntable.
For once... It's not as bad as it could be. I cropped off the bottom bit cos the file was too big, but basically it's black tea and a dod of tomato puree
Ah Chilli... that dish where the beans famously outweigh the meat by at least 2:1. FML
Here's the rest of the recipe. So basically if you're substituting the cumin and paprika, you could end up with FOUR TABLESPOONS of hot
chilli powder in a chilli to serve 4off topic, somethings that really irks me /
is cloves as a measure of garlic, i've had cloves as small as my fingernail and as big as my old man's left bollock.
grips my tit / boils my piss
If she’d ever cooked with corned beef she’d know grating is a waste of time. It falls to bits even if you put it in in two huge chunks. (Longtime corned beef hash maker here).
I done a screen recording but sadly it’s too big to share.
On BBC Food, Jack has 46 published recipes. 24 of them are different flavoured flapjacks.
There’s:
• Yummy golden syrup flapjacks
• raspberry honey flapjacks
• easy honey flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• feel good flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• sticky plum flapjacks
• cheese and chive flapjacks
• chocolate orange flapjacks
• macadamia and blueberry flapjacks
• apricot, honey and pistachio flapjacks
• lemon drizzle flapjacks
• cranberry, pumpkin seed and caramel flapjacks
• healthier flapjacks
• cinnamon flapjacks
• coffee and walnut flapjacks
• healthy flapjacks (haven’t checked the difference between these and the healthier flapjacks)
• chocolate and caramel flapjacks
• chocolate orange and walnut flapjacks
• ginger flapjacks
• cherry and coconut flapjacks
• Rudolph’s carrot flapjacks
• fruity gluten free flapjacks
• chocolate flapjacks
On BBC Food, Jack has 46 published recipes. 24 of them are different flavoured flapjacks.
There’s:
• Yummy golden syrup flapjacks
• raspberry honey flapjacks
• easy honey flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• feel good flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• sticky plum flapjacks
• cheese and chive flapjacks
• chocolate orange flapjacks
• macadamia and blueberry flapjacks
• apricot, honey and pistachio flapjacks
• lemon drizzle flapjacks
• cranberry, pumpkin seed and caramel flapjacks
• healthier flapjacks
• cinnamon flapjacks
• coffee and walnut flapjacks
• healthy flapjacks (haven’t checked the difference between these and the healthier flapjacks)
• chocolate and caramel flapjacks
• chocolate orange and walnut flapjacks
• ginger flapjacks
• cherry and coconut flapjacks
• Rudolph’s carrot flapjacks
• fruity gluten free flapjacks
• chocolate flapjacks
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I had the album, it was secondhand but still had the cardboard board game inside. I also have a hugely ranging musical taste, really old blues through rap, metal, folk, emo, techno, ambient and into classical cello, with loads of other stuff in between. Pretty much just dislike Freeform jazz and most r’n’b. And George Ezra. He can go duck himself, his music is so annoying. Whatever that genre is, that’s a no from me.
staying on topic, what do you think a Christmas ad with gueSt in would go like?
Grifting.
She's competent at grifting.
Hasn't had to do anything remotely resembling work for years, manages to get her rent paid, travels now and then, buys whatever strikes her fancy, will be able to live off her Patreon suckers for years to come.
Now, has she ever been competent at anything she claims to be good at? Has she ever been competent at anything she craves fame for? No. But it doesn't seem to matter, does it!
It's a chilli where the chilli is an optional ingredient. FFS.
I think before guest was born Mammy Ev may have heard 2nd hand about someone in Canvey Island knocking over a bottle of Tabasco, and like Obelix & the cauldron of magic potion our guest has somehow become convinced that she's had a big enough dose to last a lifetime.
I think before guest was born Mammy Ev may have heard 2nd hand about someone in Canvey Island knocking over a bottle of Tabasco, and like Obelix & the cauldron of magic potion our guest has somehow become convinced that she's had a big enough dose to last a lifetime.
You can dub your own
AKA deadline fillers. - add different fruit / nut / confectionery mix to standard flapjack "recipe" and call it new!
I've lurked and dipped in and out of this thread. Didn't have anything useful to add until I saw this.
Garlic cloves should be, at minimum, as big as bollock or you're going in my green bin.
Cheers.
As you were.
P.s. guest is a twit.
Typical of Guest to post countless recipes for the only food type that includes guests very own name.
I’m convinced that Nobody in the entire world actually likes flapguests.
Unruly flapguests are the worst
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ah OK i'm gonna stop replying now because i feel i am overpowering. but i've just realised that
Smoked paprika, sweet paprika, chilli powder, and ground Cumin are as interchangeable as green herbs are.
I'm surprised she never did a jacksflap flapjacks recipe
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