Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[Ablemabel]

Leaves the leggings on under her pyjamas too

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And warms her bed-tent with her “breath”

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FFS Nov 2013. Not one of them has called you out for being a massive bleeping charlatan, fantasist and lying about your entire pov back story for the past year and a half, so they’re hardly the best gauge, you cosplaying minger.

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He she never heard of sweat? Gross.
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She doesn't have a toaster!
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Or an Arena Flowers subscription!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Look, there was a time Jack didn’t have a toaster. It’s a different time from all those times she did have a toaster. See also - cats, fridges, freezers, homes, beds, lightbulbs etc oh and CASH.
In fact she grew up without a fridge, home or food. Her parents had all of those, mind, but she didn’t.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She doesnt seem to realise, thats its her being and insufferable git, that people dont like, not her tatts.

 

[AlwightDallin]

She doesn't have soap cos she turned it into shower gel.

Hang on, when she said saved on washing I assumed she meant laundry, is she dodging the bath?! Mind you she did say the boiler was off. But even so she’d have a wh*res bath with a cold flannel? Right? Right…??

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Hang on, when she said saved on washing I assumed she meant laundry, is she dodging the bath?! Mind you she did say the boiler was off. But even so she’d have a wh*res bath with a cold flannel? Right? Right…??

T*rts bath.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Hang on, when she said saved on washing I assumed she meant laundry, is she dodging the bath?! Mind you she did say the boiler was off. But even so she’d have a wh*res bath with a cold flannel? Right? Right…??

Poor little fella

 

[I'm not actually here]

Hang on, when she said saved on washing I assumed she meant laundry, is she dodging the bath?! Mind you she did say the boiler was off. But even so she’d have a wh*res bath with a cold flannel? Right? Right…??

She washes and dries herself with the SAME flannel! Ffs. The lengths she will go to lying about poverty are extraordinary. Poor people are generally proud, not slovenly.
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She washes and dries herself with the SAME flannel! Ffs. The lengths she will go to lying about poverty are extraordinary. Poor people are generally proud, not slovenly.

Can I just say that if she never ever returned to the public eye, and no more tea was ever spilt, I won't miss her at all. Just the canal, but we are all loitering on other threads these days anyway!!!!

 

[Falkor]

Adult here! Give me a minute, I'll do the thread.

EDIT: This way, everyone!

Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

Thread title by @GladysMcHaggis nominated by @Powershower - congratulations, you win dinner for two at Big Dave's new museum cafe! Jack's still in hiding, the canal continues to flow merrily onwards without her.

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