Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

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I emailed my Tory MP in lockdown so I get sent all-sorts I'd rather not see. Anyway today I've received an invite to his evening with Lee Anderson with a Q&A session at the end. I'm almost tempted to stump up the £10 price of a ticket
Apropos of nothing, it really boils my onions that the Tories always charge for their local events. They love doing these soirees with a high-flying party member and there's always a fee. It shuts out anyone who doesn't have the resources which, in my opinion, is rationing local people's access to elected politicians. They send a clear message that membership of the Party involved spending money on these things and that their events are closed to anyone who can't pay for them.

It also irks me because the Party doesn't need money. They're absolutely rolling in donations from oligarchs and other dodgy business people.
 
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Has she ever eaten a pop tart.
THEY DONT have bleeping thick icing you bleeping thick wick. The icing is less than a millimetre thick. View attachment 2557210
If I had to guess, much like E*stenders, Pop T*rts were NOT ALLOWED in child Jack’s house and she’s LYING (again).
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Moron.

ETA why does she think her (fictional) food choices as a kid are so endlessly fascinating? She’s so effing DULL.

Lolz to Jack wandering around the house shoveling down fictional pop tarts and fictional pots of coronation chicken while Dave and Ev eked out a fictional can of cold beans between them for their dinner tho.

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Finding Coronation chicken in "my parents (') fridge" is such a weirdly detached way of describing the fridge in one's home
 
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I love that in 2013 she was all
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But by 2018 when the very word Pop T*rt itself was obscene, she was allView attachment 2557087
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bleeping hell! It’s Aunty Pat on the news that time in 1978 the M5 flooded the week before Christmas and they had to spend 3 nights sleeping on the floor in Strensham services waiting for the water to go down. View attachment 2557096
How bleeping bad of a comedown was she on in this pic??
 
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We're still on 2% claimed. I reckon there were fifty copies available on the deal and only one mug has bought one all day.
this just unlocked a memory of all the times Big Green Books tried to flog her book!
 
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Fair play to Big D and E surviving on a tin of beans between them so Jack could have spenny pop tarts for breakfast 😢
 
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Leaves the leggings on under her pyjamas too

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And warms her bed-tent with her “breath”

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FFS Nov 2013. Not one of them has called you out for being a massive bleeping charlatan, fantasist and lying about your entire pov back story for the past year and a half, so they’re hardly the best gauge, you cosplaying minger.

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She leaves the leggings and tights on for days "to save on washing "? One basin full of warm water and a quick scrub with a bar of soap costs nothing. More ridiculous pov cosplaying.
 
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Thankspaceyou @hereforthechaos but I must decline that offer, as I would rather shove a pineapple up my backside and follow that up with squirting lemon directly into my eyes than have Grifty Kitchen in my house.

So good of you to think of me though 🧡
A real lemon, dear heart? Fancy!
HBD
 
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