Makes you wonder if she wears undies five times in a row, because they're under jeans too
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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Made her feel like she didn’t and would never belong in field of cooking.That's not a tagine (obvs), it's a waste of ingredients.
So - she couldn't cook ten years ago, and she *still* can't cook, but has had recipe books published? Bonkers.
The comments under the recipes are gold though.
So WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!
Sow-Tay is just her accent. If she said it like “sort” that might be a bit 
but given her long list of ailments I’d have thought people would let it go. Not point and laugh 
but given her long list of ailments I’d have thought people would let it go. Not point and laugh Sow-Tay is just her accent. If she said it like “sort” that might be a bit
CRUEL and HUMILIATING Lesson Learned by Plucky Pixie:
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Now, it's about 30 Celsius here so I'm wearing a singlet and short shorts.
I sauntered up to the RSL Poppy sellers at the shopping centre and bought a poppy for my Harold. The two elderly ladies manning the booth absolutely loved my sleeves and leg tattoos. One wanted a photo of my Disney sleeve as her great-granddaughter loves the films.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened so I'm going to hazard a guess that Jack might be lying about being horribly, verbally shamed about her tattoos.
I sauntered up to the RSL Poppy sellers at the shopping centre and bought a poppy for my Harold. The two elderly ladies manning the booth absolutely loved my sleeves and leg tattoos. One wanted a photo of my Disney sleeve as her great-granddaughter loves the films.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened so I'm going to hazard a guess that Jack might be lying about being horribly, verbally shamed about her tattoos.
When I worked as a HCA, so many patients and residents were fascinated by my tattoos on my arms ( the rest aren’t visible but they would ask about them and I would describe what they were etc )Now, it's about 30 Celsius here so I'm wearing a singlet and short shorts.
I sauntered up to the RSL Poppy sellers at the shopping centre and bought a poppy for my Harold. The two elderly ladies manning the booth absolutely loved my sleeves and leg tattoos. One wanted a photo of my Disney sleeve as her great-granddaughter loves the films.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened so I'm going to hazard a guess that Jack might be lying about being horribly, verbally shamed about her tattoos.
A few residents when I was a senior in a nursing home loved to trace my tattoos ( especially the star I have in my wrist ) and found it soothing. I must have looked after 100s of elderly people in the 10 years of my career and not one single person ever said a bad word about my tattoos.
Jack - as usual - is full of absolute tit.
Exactly, @StewPots The worst I've ever heard was nobody will ever marry me if I don't stop drawing on myself. That was from my oldest brother who is quite the fool.
While that's a concern for Jack I've done my tour of duty as a wife so brother was full of merde too.
While that's a concern for Jack I've done my tour of duty as a wife so brother was full of merde too.
Leaves the leggings on under her pyjamas tooMakes you wonder if she wears undies five times in a row, because they're under jeans too
And warms her bed-tent with her “breath”
FFS Nov 2013. Not one of them has called you out for being a massive bleeping charlatan, fantasist and lying about your entire pov back story for the past year and a half, so they’re hardly the best gauge, you cosplaying minger.
Urrrgh 
The leggings talk is grim. I wonder if she sheds them like a snake when she finally does take them off…
She is absolutely disgusting in every aspect of her life.
Food - Disgusting
Clothes ( especially leggings ) - Disgusting
Online behaviour - Disgusting
Bungamansion rug - Disgusting
Scamming people - Disgusting
Parenting - Disgusting
Pet Owner - Disgusting
Cosplayer of every single thing imaginable - Disgusting
Have I missed anything? I’m sure there’s loads more but I slept like tit so I can’t remember anything else right now
The leggings talk is grim. I wonder if she sheds them like a snake when she finally does take them off…
She is absolutely disgusting in every aspect of her life.
Food - Disgusting
Clothes ( especially leggings ) - Disgusting
Online behaviour - Disgusting
Bungamansion rug - Disgusting
Scamming people - Disgusting
Parenting - Disgusting
Pet Owner - Disgusting
Cosplayer of every single thing imaginable - Disgusting
Have I missed anything? I’m sure there’s loads more but I slept like tit so I can’t remember anything else right now
I find it hard to believe that her cookery teacher at the posho grammar, who apparently provided her with vermouth for a recipe (because parents too poor
), never used the word sauté.Nothing she ever says balances.
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Also, how can they be aired overnight if she's keeping them on. Everything about her is a health hazard
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Sorry. I love ryvita, that’s how I know they’re dryer than everything else
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The way she goes on about how horny she is, it probably drips like a faulty tap.
"A few incidents'....maybe realise that just some of the problem might be you then?
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Lads!
I’m 40 today but having a crap day so far. On bed rest, didn’t sleep well thanks to pain, and my family put in zero effort for my birthday so I’m a bit down. I go all out for theirs so it stings
So I’m glad I have tattle to make me laugh, and wonderful Fraus and Herrs here, and friends on other threads. Let us take down the grifters, scroungers and scammers together and have a massive laugh along the way!
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HB, @StewPots! You turned fifteen the day my Old Harold and I got hitchedThread title
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Lads!
I’m 40 today but having a crap day so far. On bed rest, didn’t sleep well thanks to pain, and my family put in zero effort for my birthday so I’m a bit down. I go all out for theirs so it stings
So I’m glad I have tattle to make me laugh, and wonderful Fraus and Herrs here, and friends on other threads. Let us take down the grifters, scroungers and scammers together and have a massive laugh along the way!
(He still hasn’t LEFT, Jack, it’s quite nice, you should try it. It does take not being an hole, though, and good cooking helps too. Soz x)
Hands and hygiene - DisgustingUrrrgh
The leggings talk is grim. I wonder if she sheds them like a snake when she finally does take them off…
She is absolutely disgusting in every aspect of her life.
Food - Disgusting
Clothes ( especially leggings ) - Disgusting
Online behaviour - Disgusting
Bungamansion rug - Disgusting
Scamming people - Disgusting
Parenting - Disgusting
Pet Owner - Disgusting
Cosplayer of every single thing imaginable - Disgusting
Have I missed anything? I’m sure there’s loads more but I slept like tit so I can’t remember anything else right now
and happy anniversary 
Ooh, Grifty Kitchen is on an Amazon lightning deal. 2% have been claimed so far by people who probably think it would be a marvellous Christmas present.
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