Chancing on ice
Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's
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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 
Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Not even grunked, sorry to say.However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Oh god. I don't want her to do it but I'd be glued to it.
She’d probably attempt to go to one rehearsal, realise it was actual work, then pretend someone Tonya Harding-ed her and she can’t possibly go on.I’d love to see her on dancing on ice. She’d be the first simultaneously disabled yet Olympic level able bodied figure skater, on a celebrity ice dancing show yet being paid a pittance and can’t even afford to heat her bungamansion. She’d spend more time attempting to elicit sympathy and lying herself into knots than she spent with her skates laced up
I’m a Celeb is a better fit. She could be hired to come up with the challenges. I mean, eating bugs is one thing but imagine being forced to choke down a pear and chocolate loaf.
Imagine the wealth of new memes Jungle Jack would bring.
Glorious. Well worth the watchHi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Thread title nomination klaxon!! 
So - she's puzzled by ingredients and method, says it tastes of nothing, goes out to buy stuff to add to it, adds a ton on seasoning - oh, it was quite nice after all... Yes, because it's not the same disgraceful recipe you started with!Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
I really don't understand people - and personally, I would have chucked the slop and started again.
That will have cost 5? 6? pounds, for unappealing flavourless slop. Much savings, Jack.
“It was absolutely tasteless” 
Love her comments while cooking the flavourless slop. She's a legend.Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Guest should be ashamed of herself!
I’ve got room in my diary for a canal watchalong. Please do reality tv Jack! I promise I won’t vote for you to be evicted
I thought she said it was tit in a kinder way than we would but I think she knew it was rubbish, she mentions it isn’t cheap too. I liked her though, I’d rather watch her cook than guest.So - she's puzzled by ingredients and method, says it tastes of nothing, goes out to buy stuff to add to it, adds a ton on seasoning - oh, it was quite nice after all... Yes, because it's not the same disgraceful recipe you started with!
I really don't understand people - and personally, I would have chucked the slop and started again.
That will have cost 5? 6? pounds, for unappealing flavourless slop. Much savings, Jack.
Can we have “it was never going to be anything better than ok” for thread titleHi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Thread title nomination“It was absolutely tasteless”
I love it when we get so starved for chaoi we start hallucinating that someone has given her the go ahead to enter the jungle. Dream on Jack and dream on ninnies, she would never leave SB for that long (leaving SB is reserved only for all the other times she fecks off and leaves him)
Bless this woman trying to make sense of this mess.Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Jack, why do you hate food? Why are you not ashamed to put your name to this absolute rit? Why do you think poor people need to eat like medieval peasants? Please stop. It's bleeping embarrassing. What is wrong with you?
She has so much more of a clue about food doesn’t she. How gratifying would it be to see her get a slot on a tv show? When she was saying about frying the onions I was just like I know!! Why doesn’t guest know? I really feel like her mum does all the cooking and isn’t good at it, otherwise where do these odd notions come from? If you purée raw onion for curry paste for example you still have to fry it. It’s basic knowledge.
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