Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 😱 Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
 
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I’d love to see her on dancing on ice. She’d be the first simultaneously disabled yet Olympic level able bodied figure skater, on a celebrity ice dancing show yet being paid a pittance and can’t even afford to heat her bungamansion. She’d spend more time attempting to elicit sympathy and lying herself into knots than she spent with her skates laced up 😂
She’d probably attempt to go to one rehearsal, realise it was actual work, then pretend someone Tonya Harding-ed her and she can’t possibly go on.

I’m a Celeb is a better fit. She could be hired to come up with the challenges. I mean, eating bugs is one thing but imagine being forced to choke down a pear and chocolate loaf.
 
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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 😱 Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
So - she's puzzled by ingredients and method, says it tastes of nothing, goes out to buy stuff to add to it, adds a ton on seasoning - oh, it was quite nice after all... Yes, because it's not the same disgraceful recipe you started with!🤦‍♀️
I really don't understand people - and personally, I would have chucked the slop and started again.
That will have cost 5? 6? pounds, for unappealing flavourless slop. Much savings, Jack.
 
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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 😱 Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Love her comments while cooking the flavourless slop. She's a legend.

Guest should be ashamed of herself!
 
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I’ve got room in my diary for a canal watchalong. Please do reality tv Jack! I promise I won’t vote for you to be evicted
 
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So - she's puzzled by ingredients and method, says it tastes of nothing, goes out to buy stuff to add to it, adds a ton on seasoning - oh, it was quite nice after all... Yes, because it's not the same disgraceful recipe you started with!🤦‍♀️
I really don't understand people - and personally, I would have chucked the slop and started again.
That will have cost 5? 6? pounds, for unappealing flavourless slop. Much savings, Jack.
I thought she said it was tit in a kinder way than we would but I think she knew it was rubbish, she mentions it isn’t cheap too. I liked her though, I’d rather watch her cook than guest.
 
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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 😱 Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Can we have “it was never going to be anything better than ok” for thread title 😂🤣
 
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I love it when we get so starved for chaoi we start hallucinating that someone has given her the go ahead to enter the jungle. Dream on Jack and dream on ninnies, she would never leave SB for that long (leaving SB is reserved only for all the other times she fecks off and leaves him)
 
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Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is 😱 Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:
Bless this woman trying to make sense of this mess.

Jack, why do you hate food? Why are you not ashamed to put your name to this absolute rit? Why do you think poor people need to eat like medieval peasants? Please stop. It's bleeping embarrassing. What is wrong with you?
 
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Bless this woman trying to make sense of this mess.

Jack, why do you hate food? Why are you not ashamed to put your name to this absolute rit? Why do you think poor people need to eat like medieval peasants? Please stop. It's bleeping embarrassing. What is wrong with you?
She has so much more of a clue about food doesn’t she. How gratifying would it be to see her get a slot on a tv show? When she was saying about frying the onions I was just like I know!! Why doesn’t guest know? I really feel like her mum does all the cooking and isn’t good at it, otherwise where do these odd notions come from? If you purée raw onion for curry paste for example you still have to fry it. It’s basic knowledge.
 
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