Jack Monroe #549 Two different one's in three's

[ClarenceBeakes]

Guest Origin Day. That was a good day.

Her mortification at not being recognised was delicious. Especially the way she clumsily tried to save face by saying it was because the tatts were covered up.

And in the hated daily mail as well! I don't think I've laughed so much since 1998.

 

[Foxvint]

After becoming wise to grifty ways I wouldn't give a penny to someone I don't know personally now, although given that I'm on the bones of me arse all the time no one's missing out anyway unless they covet my pot to piss in.

I really object to work asking me for some of my paltry pay too. How about your charity of the month is your workers some of whom are filling up on milky coffees and don't eat dinner towards payday.

While I'm on one big birthday bashes can fuck off too. Have some fuckin consideration in this climate. I'd love bottomless brunch, drinks an a meal but I'd also love being able to get my asthma inhalers and to eat more than own brand beans on toast all month.

Re Guest's Sue Lee scam I reckon most donations would've come in straight after the announcement when the momentum is there and ppl give on immediate whim. She was all manic and made up with up with herself aswell tweeting that ppl were determined to make her a millionaire so that supports that view. I think she would've absolutely raked it in for a good few days.

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is there a general thread about psychology of scammers, romance scammers, programmes about them etc. Just watched that Puppet Master thing on Netflix, I'm so fascinated how intelligent ppl get sucked it. Especially romance scams, victims usually successful professional women with lots of other relationship opportunities, not the stereotype of daft gullible emptyhead trying to get her dusty old crumpet buttered /

 

[Hold my beans]

Not sure if this one's a piss-take

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Sow-Tay is just her accent. If she said it like “sort” that might be a bit but given her long list of ailments I’d have thought people would let it go. Not point and laugh

Spoiler: Handy Re-enactment

Plucky Pitsea Massive Pixie

CRUEL and HUMILIATING Lesson Learned by Plucky Pixie:

Posh Response:

 

[ForgettyBetty]

This tho

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Now, it's about 30 Celsius here so I'm wearing a singlet and short shorts.
I sauntered up to the RSL Poppy sellers at the shopping centre and bought a poppy for my Harold. The two elderly ladies manning the booth absolutely loved my sleeves and leg tattoos. One wanted a photo of my Disney sleeve as her great-granddaughter loves the films.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened so I'm going to hazard a guess that Jack might be lying about being horribly, verbally shamed about her tattoos.

 

[Old Harold]

Belatedly defending beetroot here, I LOVE it. My local Polski Sklep has a neverending supply which is great as the supermarkets only have the horrid vacuum-packed stuff. Raw beetroot grated in a salad with toasted pumpkin seeds and feta. Warm cooked beetroot sliced and served in a yogurt sauce. Roasted beetroot wedges (not whole! Guest, ffs) in the oven with crushed garlic, olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Another salad with cooked beetroot, sliced clementines, toasted walnuts, chèvre and watercress.

It's a beautiful thing. Guest's desecration of it hurts me.

 

[lilykestrel]

I'm so confused

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Why are people so beggy. I am not rich not by a long stretch. I have two part time jobs to fit around my children and i earn minimum wage. Every month my wage comes in and it gets sorted, bills, food, and fun stuff. The fun stuff is normally a day out somewhere, nothing to flashy and we dont do that every month. I nor

mally try to save about 20 pounds of the fun stuff money and go somewhere in the holidays. My kids clothes, haircuts and as well as my own comes out of this budget too, so i even have to budget the budget i have for this. I dont however beg online or anywhere for extra cash, if we cant afford it, we don't have it.

 

[Lazarus]

Tedious Asshat Russ in Cheshire is wanging on that he reported all the salient facts about the pandemic on his twitter, so why didn’t the Government and Media report accurately? OK Russ go apply for a job on Northwest Tonight then, Mr MainCharacter.

Anyway, my point being, all the twitter asshats are wetting their digital pants over the C19 enquiry. There was even mention of Boris rejecting “Marcus Rashford’s Free School Meals” request as a waste of cash. How the hell Guset is staying off the Xitter is really a mystery. This should be like snowy catnip to her.

I’m glad I don’t have Twitter and can’t see this. Having worked in a major civil service department through c-19 it was absolutely exhausting, confusing, and extremely difficult. My more senior colleagues, who I work closely with, were doing their level best, but this was met by challenge after challenge by the government.
A few of them have already appeared at the public inquiry and a few more are due soon. It is *really* difficult for them. (Not saying it isn’t difficult for the families of course).
To see some wanker on Twitter talking like he’s a know-it-all when he’s actually a know-fuck-all would just be a step too far for me!

 

[Captainmouse]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

And another thing: where is the horrid fashion for omitting 'to be' coming from? As in - such and such needs *done*??
It's either it needs TO BE done, or it needs DOING. Seriously.
And it's a *glass* of wine, or *some* wine. Never *a* wine, that's not a unit of measurement.
Also, Jack: it's is short for IT IS, its means it BELONGS to it. Hope it clears things up.
Sorry for the grumpiness.

Q: How you console someone (not Jack) about their bad grammar?

Spoiler: A:

Their, They’re, There

Q: How you console Jack about their bad grammar?

Spoiler

You don’t.

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Jacks Patreon is at 533 members? Has that gone up?

Patreon’s made changes where you can “follow” someone without paying them.

 

[MancBee]

... but what if Guest happens to be cooking that day?!

We'll take turns to visit you in hospital.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Hi Fraus! I've been MIA as life is Not even grunked, sorry to say.
However couldn't resist sharing this YT video i stumbled across. A SlongAlong hero in the wild if you will. View from 8.55 onwards:

Just goes to show what an absolute charlatan Jack is. A recipe that’s only thrifty if you have the appetite of a bird, the tastebuds of a moth and extra money to go to the shops for additional ingredients.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Can afford weighty gammon joint. Can't afford soap, so make it out of the rind. Make that make sense, someone?

Can afford

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Cotswold Furniture
400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
2396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
1529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch, used for manky wooden photography boards)
800 2x Cotswold Company small sideboards
499 Cotswold Company chester dove grey wine console
599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
800 2x Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak hidden shoe storage bench
730 Cotswold Company chester dove grey extra large dresser top
369 Cotswold Company chester dove grey shoe storage bench (bathroom)
999 Cotswold Company chester dove grey grand sideboard (for extra large dresser top)
249 Cotswold Company Westcote Blue Coffee Table with Drawers
849 Cotswold Company Westcote Inky Blue Extra Large Sideboard
1299 Cotswold Company Westcote Cream Large Double Larder
319 11x Cotswold Company standard delivery (22 investment pieces, say 2 pieces per delivery)

CAN’T afford

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@Marmalade Atkins nice collage

Make that make sense, someone.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Afternoon ninnies! I found this small independent food outlet while in Edinburgh. It was quite busy but tucked away many metres from the main shopping street. A hidden gem!

Spoiler: Edinburgh mither

I bloody love Edinburgh. Such a lovely city. I didn’t go straight on SM and start spouting “I’m home” but we had four amazing days

 

[Flivver]

Truly the hand of poverty has touched her.

She had the bare faced cheek to claim she only spent £300 on sideboards in the Shattenstone interview.

Much poor. Still coining it in from Patreon with no benefits to her ‘supporters.’ She’s a liar and a charlatan.

 

[ExDeveloper]

@ExDeveloper i noticed your name pop up on the IamSarahJay thread.

Welcome back. I wondered if you ever had your postcards delivered? if so what are they like?

Jack Monroe #542 A dullard talking about Vienetta

I honestly thought this picture was photoshop 🤣🤣 Was just typing the exact same thing! Everything looks so out of proportion with odd points of focus, like a fish eye lens gone wrong.

tattle.life

Surprisingly....

Nothing has arrived!!

But thanks for the reminder - I'll get a Paypal query raised and see what happens

 

[MavisBeacon]

Jack hasn’t posted on Instagram since May. Almost half a year ago. Some absolute fucking BORE has commented on her last post three weeks ago to ask her to cook an egg custard with tarragon. Something her boyfriend thinks can’t be done.
What has Jack done for food that makes these folk think she’s still interested, and why is she taking a discussion with her bf to Jack Monroe!? What a fucking drivellous melt.
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What an absolutely bizarre thing to ask for! (Also, sorry your boyfriend is a simpleton, hun). Trying to flush her out with weird flavour combinations is a new flex...

Hey Guest - I was thinking you could make sardine porridge? Bf says it can't be done!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

First up, wannabe winsome whey-faced cunt is

And eww, your leggings will be dirty if they're inside jeans. Unhygienic creature.

See also “SLEEPING ROUGH in a car park” from an exhibition by the same morally repugnant attention seeking artist.

Sooo frikkin cute the pic’s there twice, and soooo kind of her brand new full time THE NEWSPAPER job (end feb) to give her this self-publicity