Is this a new quiz to while away the hours until she returns? Name That Slop.
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I find it weird as well. I'm heavily tattooed, started off with ankles, shoulders, stomach... that kind of thing. It took me a long time to start getting my sleeves done as it's such a visible area I wanted to be %100 sure, also finding an artist I was comfortable with was paramount.
I just did a double take on the strictly thread!
Nodding along in agreement about the suspicious new users. Ive ignored and reported one (about to ignore/report another) for the same things (incessant misery-me postings). It just feels a bit unusual and I can’t put my finger on it.
anyway I’m leaving it here because it isn’t fair to speculate and detail the whole thread with speculations.
anyway I’m leaving it here because it isn’t fair to speculate and detail the whole thread with speculations.
“….and I had these tattooed to look like unruly theatre curtains”
Whatever Jack is doing ( spoiler - duck all ) , I genuinely hope she’s taken the time to do some in-depth soul searching about her behaviour. I know, I know - I’m being wayyyyy too optimistic here.
Narcs don’t change their behaviour - enough of us have had real life experience of these cunts to know that - but as previous posters have said, what if she did a big mea culpa ( in The Guardian, obvs) about everything and announced she’s in intensive therapy? It won’t make anything she’s done forgivable and people won’t ever get the money back she’s stolen but it might help to draw a line under it all before she fades into obscurity.
Then she can get an actual job because no employee of sane mind would put her on the payroll at this moment, especially if they did their proper due diligence.
Anyway. That’s my mither for this morning.
Jack’s tatts remain shite ( tattooed Frau here
but no sleeves! Just both under forearms - no idea how to word that better sorry 
- both feet and one on either shoulder )… Aunty Pat could never.
Narcs don’t change their behaviour - enough of us have had real life experience of these cunts to know that - but as previous posters have said, what if she did a big mea culpa ( in The Guardian, obvs) about everything and announced she’s in intensive therapy? It won’t make anything she’s done forgivable and people won’t ever get the money back she’s stolen but it might help to draw a line under it all before she fades into obscurity.
Then she can get an actual job because no employee of sane mind would put her on the payroll at this moment, especially if they did their proper due diligence.
Anyway. That’s my mither for this morning.
Jack’s tatts remain shite ( tattooed Frau here
but no sleeves! Just both under forearms - no idea how to word that better sorry - both feet and one on either shoulder )… Aunty Pat could never.
My first fread title, how very exciting! I think I’ll skip out on the “prize” if it’s all the same to you though.
Like those juice heads who only work out the tshirt muscles in the gym and their legs are like crutches.
I see a bloke on the school run like this. on the top he looks like an upside down Dairylea triangle
It's lovely scrolling through pictures from last night's Guild of Food Writers Awards dinner and seeing people celebrating some real achievements (like Olia Hercules receiving a special award for Food for Ukraine). And not a single mention of Jack Monroe, Thrifty Kitchen, and all the good that it has done.
Never heard that description before but it’s perfection!
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I saw that guy at a country park lol. He was about 8 inches shorter than me too. He was carrying a baby but the baby was tiny so he can’t blame themI see a bloke on the school run like this. on the top he looks like an upside down Dairylea triangle
Great work for plumbers in Thorpe Bay today though!
Guest tattoo mithering: can anyone remember when she got her first ones done? I was thinking about Amy Winehouse RIP, who died in 2011. At the time she did have a certain notoriety because of her tit tattoos (not to mention the booze) - I definitely remember articles taking about her "sailors tattoos" as a notable and unusual feature for the kind of singer she was. I wonder if that is also partly an inspiration for guest as she became famous - "ooh look a nice poor single mum with sailor tattoos who makes cheap slop - how unusual!"
We have mithered at length at the lack of calories/ any nutrients in the slop. I note that Nigella’s recipe of the day today includes 150g of pasta for one person. That’s more like a greedy goblin portion .
No doubt Guest would have tried to draw comparisons between herself and Amy had Amy lived. "Look at us, 2 scrappy, tattooed, uber-talented working class girls, making our way in a world that's set against us, in spite of our demons!"
Amy would have torn strips off her though.
I think she had a lot of them pre fame as shown on the photo on A Girl Called Jack but I'm convinced she lifted a lot of her persona in the early days from Amy. Listen to the cockney accent she affects at that teeth grindingly cringe Dangerous Poetry in contrast to her natural plummy middle class girl from the burbs accent that she allowed with Leggy. It's very Amy-esque as was the gobby boozy bad-girl persona she honed. She's a thief of characteristics too. She's periodically pushed the idea of herself as a singer and/or musician since the get go. I think she thought the world was her oyster with that and her fame would open all doors.
Yes, and most tattooed people tattoo artists have views about starting on hands and forearms.
It's just a other performance for her. Look at me I'm heavily tattooed and so interesting.
It's just a other performance for her. Look at me I'm heavily tattooed and so interesting.
The world isn't even an Oyster card to her.
duck the Guardian.
they applauded that unspeakable dickweed Owen Jones bullying Suzanne Moore and Hadley Freeman off the paper.
Katherine Viner pays herself over half a million pounds, pays her tit husband to write terrible columns, and begs readers for money.
They pay awful, awful 'journalists' like Rhiannon Lucy Laura Zoe Ellie Mae Coslett o'hagan Snape Williams to write meaningless shite.
Thanks to Seumas Milne, they drove forward and built up the most sustained and intense antisemitic political campaign I've ever experienced.
duck duck duck the Guardian. bleeping cunts.
they applauded that unspeakable dickweed Owen Jones bullying Suzanne Moore and Hadley Freeman off the paper.
Katherine Viner pays herself over half a million pounds, pays her tit husband to write terrible columns, and begs readers for money.
They pay awful, awful 'journalists' like Rhiannon Lucy Laura Zoe Ellie Mae Coslett o'hagan Snape Williams to write meaningless shite.
Thanks to Seumas Milne, they drove forward and built up the most sustained and intense antisemitic political campaign I've ever experienced.
duck duck duck the Guardian. bleeping cunts.
Sewage? Or slop..? 
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