Is shite allowed?This isn’t a nom (cos of swearies and too-earliness) but I am at how wonderful a thread title “The usual old tit and fictions” would be
Is shite allowed?This isn’t a nom (cos of swearies and too-earliness) but I am at how wonderful a thread title “The usual old tit and fictions” would be
I think mine has to be the rendition of the Wurzels I Am A Cider Drinker to the tune of Beethoven's Ode to Joy, done by Willie Rushton.The (sadly late) Tim Brooke-Taylor's version of Girlfriend in a Coma to the tune of Tiptoe Through The Tulips is my favourite.
Anything that the late great Jeremy Hardy sang for me.I think mine has to be the rendition of the Wurzels I Am A Cider Drinker to the tune of Beethoven's Ode to Joy, done by Willie Rushton.
I'd agree. The current post count is easy to remember.I think she posted something and then deleted it straight away.
Footloose! Screw loose! Hear her honk like a goose!
Thank you @heretoreaditall2019Hi everyone, please see below for September 2023's Patreon update! Behind a cut as always xo
As of September 2023 Jack Monroe had 360 paying Patreon subscribers. Jack has actively chosen to hide her revenue so we're not able to accurately report on this, but using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber revenue of £14.12 sans worst case scenario 12% platform fees, this means Jack Monroe took home £4.5k in revenue this month from just her Patreon page alone.
She was down 5% MoM - whilst this is excitingly her 12th consecutive month of losses, she is still up 50% on pre-Nigella's promotion. And she's still up from our 'when-records-began' subscriber count of 346 (apols earlier had said I think she's now in line with that, that'll be next month!). In terms of movements nothing out of the ordinary - gained 4 subscribers in month, lost 23, so netted out as down 19 subs month on month. Someone made a really interesting comment (sorry I can't remember ur @ but thank you bb) of what's the monetary value of those 19: it'd be an estimated £237 down the drain.
Finally before I drop the monster table: as you can tell by the first 12 rows of this table, it's a LONG slog to see any real impact upon her lifestyle/grift. From Feb 21 to Jan 22 (just before dumb dumb Nigella got involved) Jack went from 346 paying subscribers down to 244, that's -29.5% which sounds promising, but really when you look at the estimated revenue that's still from £4.3k to £3.0k, it's still a decent grift and a very nice passive income! This tit is gonna take years to go away unless/until Patreon de-platform her, and this monthly report is gonna get (even more?) seriously dull. Like the next vaguely exciting one will be the annual round up and then Feb 2023 in case we see another mega annual churn event. God help us.
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As I joined the canal at the peak of her grifting when she was pulling in 7000+ subs a month, the downward trajectory is very pleasing. She is like a slow leak in a tyre. It’s not fast but it’s not going to get any better.Hi everyone, please see below for September 2023's Patreon update! Behind a cut as always xo
As of September 2023 Jack Monroe had 360 paying Patreon subscribers. Jack has actively chosen to hide her revenue so we're not able to accurately report on this, but using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber revenue of £14.12 sans worst case scenario 12% platform fees, this means Jack Monroe took home £4.5k in revenue this month from just her Patreon page alone.
She was down 5% MoM - whilst this is excitingly her 12th consecutive month of losses, she is still up 50% on pre-Nigella's promotion. And she's still up from our 'when-records-began' subscriber count of 346 (apols earlier had said I think she's now in line with that, that'll be next month!). In terms of movements nothing out of the ordinary - gained 4 subscribers in month, lost 23, so netted out as down 19 subs month on month. Someone made a really interesting comment (sorry I can't remember ur @ but thank you bb) of what's the monetary value of those 19: it'd be an estimated £237 down the drain.
Finally before I drop the monster table: as you can tell by the first 12 rows of this table, it's a LONG slog to see any real impact upon her lifestyle/grift. From Feb 21 to Jan 22 (just before dumb dumb Nigella got involved) Jack went from 346 paying subscribers down to 244, that's -29.5% which sounds promising, but really when you look at the estimated revenue that's still from £4.3k to £3.0k, it's still a decent grift and a very nice passive income! This tit is gonna take years to go away unless/until Patreon de-platform her, and this monthly report is gonna get (even more?) seriously dull. Like the next vaguely exciting one will be the annual round up and then Feb 2023 in case we see another mega annual churn event. God help us.
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Amazing as ever! Thank you.Hi everyone, please see below for September 2023's Patreon update! Behind a cut as always xo
As of September 2023 Jack Monroe had 360 paying Patreon subscribers. Jack has actively chosen to hide her revenue so we're not able to accurately report on this, but using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber revenue of £14.12 sans worst case scenario 12% platform fees, this means Jack Monroe took home £4.5k in revenue this month from just her Patreon page alone.
She was down 5% MoM - whilst this is excitingly her 12th consecutive month of losses, she is still up 50% on pre-Nigella's promotion. And she's still up from our 'when-records-began' subscriber count of 346 (apols earlier had said I think she's now in line with that, that'll be next month!). In terms of movements nothing out of the ordinary - gained 4 subscribers in month, lost 23, so netted out as down 19 subs month on month. Someone made a really interesting comment (sorry I can't remember ur @ but thank you bb) of what's the monetary value of those 19: it'd be an estimated £237 down the drain.
Finally before I drop the monster table: as you can tell by the first 12 rows of this table, it's a LONG slog to see any real impact upon her lifestyle/grift. From Feb 21 to Jan 22 (just before dumb dumb Nigella got involved) Jack went from 346 paying subscribers down to 244, that's -29.5% which sounds promising, but really when you look at the estimated revenue that's still from £4.3k to £3.0k, it's still a decent grift and a very nice passive income! This tit is gonna take years to go away unless/until Patreon de-platform her, and this monthly report is gonna get (even more?) seriously dull. Like the next vaguely exciting one will be the annual round up and then Feb 2023 in case we see another mega annual churn event. God help us.
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Completely agree - also she’s meant to be paying some tax on this income (won’t hold my breath x) so knock at least 20% off for that and you’re getting scarily close to just covering those fixed overheads with the Patreon, and the economy is bad so those overheads will increase, and legit/very well paid work is dwindling which leaves her with a significantly less spenny lifestyle than the one she’s become accustom to. She is from generational wealth so maybe it’s not that big a problem for her thothe £4k average would seem to be the trigger for action. Assume she gets a bit for royalties and random appearances
We're thinking way too big here.I had a thought yesterday. The big announcement is too late to be Strictly, but it could be Dancing on Ice. It's exactly her sort of reality TV because you can feign injuries and ouchies if you've had a bad week and there's plenty of opportunity for performative gender flip-flopping.
I thought exactly the same lol .Twihard forever !In Jack’s mind I imagine it plays out like the flashback scene of Rosalie Cullen in a wedding dress chasing down and killing her husband and his friends one by one in revenge.
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I unironically love Twilight. Don’t @ me.