How dare she. Stay in your hole or show yourself, guest. Pick one. And when you do surface the matter of the Lee Anderson beg money will need answering, with receipts.
How dare she. Stay in your hole or show yourself, guest. Pick one. And when you do surface the matter of the Lee Anderson beg money will need answering, with receipts.guest creeping about on Twitter this afternoon - has liked two posts
By George, she can talk some bollocks.So we can add ‘brooding’ to words she doesn’t understand. How in the everloving fuck can a PIE be brooding?!?View attachment 2289485
Seeing as she's still being BORING off toot tooting in her best life or wevs I've made a little slop compilation with nutritional breakdowns. Trigger warning I'll be talking calories and it's long so spoilered.
Pasta All Genovese
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320 calories is not an adults dinner portion.
Mushroom and Spinach Bolognese
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If you were one of two 'seriously' hungry adults this would be a magnificent 573 calories, for just over a quarter of your daily requirements. Right.
Mushroom, lentil & ale pie
Extra word salad for you here.
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If you gave me a plate full of this and it's only 450 cal, I think I'd need to eat half of the rest too. Only I wouldn't because Jack slop. Poor imaginary Phil the heavy lifter.
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Her puddings are shit too
Berry Bread Pudding
So many woes is mes in this one...
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How can 141 cals be stodgy and comforting? This is just berries and wet bread.
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I dunno, I feel like her "food" is quite likely to gain sentience and be capable of brooding, lurking, and possibly stalking the unwary.So we can add ‘brooding’ to words she doesn’t understand. How in the everloving fuck can a PIE be brooding?!?View attachment 2289485
They should hire her in bariatric clinics to completely put people off of food forever. Craving a cake? Just call up Jack and listen to her calling it an unctuous cacophony of malleable moist delights and you’ll never want it again.HOW can she make PIE! of all things sound so disgusting? I love pie, now I can't eat one until I've forgotten her description.
"lingering lubrication . . .layer of fat disappearing down my greedy gullet"
NOOOooooo!
I despise her clumsy use of alliteration. It’s like she got praised for using it once in creative writing when she was 14 so now she shoehorns it in wherever possible because it’s an aRtIsTiC tEcHnIqUe. Literary devices shouldn’t be used for the sake of it Jack, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. And that applies to a number of things you do, including but not limited to rinsing hoops, grating corned beef, drying mushrooms on radiators, and skimming donations off well meaning and unaware Patreon supporters.HOW can she make PIE! of all things sound so disgusting? I love pie, now I can't eat one until I've forgotten her description.
"lingering lubrication . . .layer of fat disappearing down my greedy gullet"
NOOOooooo!
Oh yeah, that’s what I meant - it’s totally normal that people have different memories of certain events but it can still be quite disorientating when it happens.I experienced a life changing traumatic event a few years ago, my best friend and others experienced the same. My best friend and I both had to give lengthy police interviews the day after, neither of us had done that before.
the interview(s) lasted about half a day. Mine at home, hers at the local police station. We were both witness to the event, and yet parts of our statement were different. Perception, memory during a shock etc obviously played a part in that. Plus on top there’s the things that were perhaps insignificant to me and relevant to her, and vice versa, so I believe it can happen. How she remembers something mightn’t be how someone close to her might. That doesn’t excuse or account for her lies.
The thing that always gets me is, like, the ‘SB took this video/photograph of me and he done it off his own back because he said ‘mamapapa I want you to view yourself the way I view you’. That is her actually saying he said or done something. He must read that and think “no I fucking did not”. I think that must be really confusing for him. The cooking videos and the photo of her sitting on the caravan step spring to mind.
Thick as merde de cochon.Thanks to @VeniVidiVicki you can:
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It was part of this exchange:
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And then do you throw it straight into the bin, or do you photograph it first?
Oh my goodness. So many local Glasgow frausShe's got a place on Dumbarton Road now, also really nice!
Didn’t she do some ASMR type YouTube vids at some point of her reading her dreadful recipes in a sexy voice? Or did she just threaten to? Or did I dream it? She’s so out there that sometimes I have problems distinguishing stuff she actually does and stuff you hope against hope she’d never do.They should hire her in bariatric clinics to completely put people off of food forever. Craving a cake? Just call up Jack and listen to her calling it an unctuous cacophony of malleable moist delights and you’ll never want it again.
This is one of my all time favourite films. ThankspaceyouI dunno, I feel like her "food" is quite likely to gain sentience and be capable of brooding, lurking, and possibly stalking the unwary.
Why should Pumble be alone? Even a monster needs a mate.
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See how swingers identify each other via pineapple-themed things? We need a Tattle thingOh my goodness. So many local Glasgow fraus. I shall be loudly using my fluent Frauish in town from now on. Please approach if you hear a grunk.
don't jinx it, she'll turn up with a spicy take about the Prince Harry hacking case or something, just as we're really pushing the envelope on thread pagesHow dare she. Stay in your hole or show yourself, guest. Pick one. And when you do surface the matter of the Lee Anderson beg money will need answering, with receipts.
But…but Jack keeps her tampons in a decorative pineapple. This puts a whole new spin on the paddling pool delicious tangle of limbs storySee how swingers identify each other via pineapple-themed things? We need a Tattle thing
Inexplicable Lime Era Jack. What a time to be alive.She was getting under her mum’s feet so she gave her a pointless task to do. Keeps her quiet.
Why you cry?HOW can she make PIE! of all things sound so disgusting? I love pie, now I can't eat one until I've forgotten her description.
"lingering lubrication . . .layer of fat disappearing down my greedy gullet"
NOOOooooo!
But are you forgetting dearheart she claimed that “Prince” Harry told her how to evade phone hackers. She implied he’d told her in person, then it turned out she’d read it in a magazine.don't jinx it, she'll turn up with a spicy take about the Prince Harry hacking case or something, just as we're really pushing the envelope on thread pages
I am NOT carrying a bowl of slop pinned to my lapel . . .See how swingers identify each other via pineapple-themed things? We need a Tattle thing
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