'i'm so random'It reminds me of people who use having pink mouse mats as a personality trait
No, no.. you're just a normal person that likes things. Everyone likes things, but we don't fell the need to advertise.
'i'm so random'It reminds me of people who use having pink mouse mats as a personality trait
No she just repliedPeople who research things have adhd? It's really offensive that tweet. My lad was 6 or7 diagnosed, brilliant. It's not been easy , testosterone and adhd are a minefield in later years when you think it might calm. .
This wasn't jack was it?
Yes, I would like to add (as autistic Frau) that "lol my autism" <insert innocuous thing that everybody does> content is my least favourite contentI do that. I don't think I have ADHD.
I know lots of people that do that. They're not all ADHD.
What a load of auld saggy ball sacks
I do not have ADHD but I do this all the time. Why do some people (including Jack) attribute normal behaviour to being ADHD?So dull it's barely even worth shotting, but stop the Twitter silence clock
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Me too. I mean what fresh hell is this? I had my head permanently stuck in encyclopaedias as a child. I'd list all the capital cities in the world, etc. assuming this was all very important stuff to know.Why you cry?
Twitter die.
And to be fair, yes, I did read dictionaries and encyclopedias as a kid.
She just has to elevenerife it, doesn’t she. It could have been ‘The dress is…..and I’ve also used it as a headscarf’ but no, it’s been a scarf-scarf, a poncho, a skirt, a hammock, a sarong, a hang glider, a blanket, the shroud of Turin and a dress. What a bleep. Oh and why don’t we see it in any of the video then, if it’s been so versatile
Be better for crumpets.Lads! My mum is moving to a flat so getting rid of a lot of stuff. Look what I got!
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EGG RINGS!
She was going through a box of stuff and said ‘I don’t even know what half of this is. What the hell are these for?’
I distracted her and didn’t answer but said I’d take them. These are my inexplicable egg rings.![]()
Dear reader: her trusted lawyer is a man (I think?) hailing from Israel making not a bleeping bean unless he is summoned by the slop gobshite from Saturday to Thursday you guys. Shut up Jack you useless old frying pan.My Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
They ~do~ look like tuna tins tbf. She's done her deconstruction/ working back/ fingering lasagna thing, hasn't she? And come up with ❌️Lads! My mum is moving to a flat so getting rid of a lot of stuff. Look what I got!
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EGG RINGS!
She was going through a box of stuff and said ‘I don’t even know what half of this is. What the hell are these for?’
I distracted her and didn’t answer but said I’d take them. These are my inexplicable egg rings.![]()
Fatty roosters Wankel Monroe!I feel like her recipes are for people like Giles and Mary from Gogglebox, who have the time to fan about with weird experimental tit
They are not for someone starting out on their own with very little money.
She's just so . Pointless.
I do hope there is a poster for her Fringe show in Celeryville. I just got a fab new pack of Sharpies!
I think the downfall of Twitter really will be the end of Jack. She's never been arsed to promote herself anywhere other than that. She only really exists on there, where others use multiple formats and have built their brands up quite well. Their income streams won't be hit as much, because they've diversified. All Jack does is shout, and beg for cash on Twitter. Without it, what is she? Sure, there's still the Patreon simps, but they seem to be falling off fairly steadily, and she needs a lot of money to keep up her sideboard habit.She's not photogenic enough for insta and the long overwrought molasses of her self pity wouldn't work there. Her target audience of late 50s wet wipes aren't on there either. Tik tok is for the yoof, the attractive and the funny. So....yeh.
I once composed a list of Jack's anger typesCan we add 'cold fury' to terms Jack doesn't understand. Cold anger doesn't explode, that would be hot fury.
Elon is making changesBoring update:
Twitter is to crap at the moment but guest is sneaking around in the shadows and has liked 7 tweets today (all highly boring and not worth capturing). Last activity before this was when she liked stablemate Sara’s tweet, yawn
Her lawyer, in her inboxMy Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
Me too, I also go through the alphabet a few times in my head to put a name to a face.I do not have ADHD but I do this all the time. Why do some people (including Jack) attribute normal behaviour to being ADHD?
I can be on the phone and the person I'm talking to mentions an actor; I will be looking them up whilst chatting away. It's more to do with the amount of information at your fingertips on the Internet.
I wonder if guest donated her enormous award to Migrant Rescue? Or at least 5 grand of it? Or 5p?My Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
She spunked it on a sideboard.I wonder if guest donated her enormous award to Migrant Rescue? Or at least 5 grand of it? Or 5p?
Answers on a postcard please . . . .