Jack Monroe #521 Stop, thief!

[AlwightDallin]

I've just wombled on over to the LMC thread to see what it was all about and been gobsmacked at this. Cheeky effing cow was looking for content for Grifty kitchen tips section. Trying to outsource part of the writing of a book to her followers.

I NEED to know what she uses the corned beef key for. Maybe she gets five, attaches them (sharpened) onto a puddle glove and hey presto, cosplay wolverine!

Or maybe she painstakingly cuts notches into it to match her front door key to give to SB on Tuesdays?

Maybe she makes beef scented earrings?

 

[moldwarp]

BIB, I have a slightly different theory. After she’d potentially got big D in trouble with the firing the artillery post, I think he started paying more attention to what she was saying online.

I reckon he probably saw the comments and said “Oi, why have you posted your mum’s food to be mocked?” and hence she went off on one “defending” performatively instead of deleting like a normal person. Of course that just made it all worse.

See also him correcting the wiki and her quick deletes of other things. They’re watching, and she knows it. (And she comes into line when they do… “nothing they can do about narc Jack” my arse).

Wait what?? Big Dave corrected our Wiki??? Wtf???

 

[Hollaaa]

Wait what?? Big Dave corrected our Wiki??? Wtf???

No the other Wiki.
I think of it as the tier 2 Wiki. You don't need a code to edit it or anything.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'm reading the angry Viggles vs. LMc screenshots here:

Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

One of Jack's latest follows is a TV production company: Which may or may not be connected to this tweet: I wonder if they know what they're in for?

tattle.life

Then I'll scroll back for more context. Or forwards.

Just looked at the most liked posts on that thread and needed to bring this by @colouredlines back

Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

Thank god it's Friday. Anyone else had a bit of a rollercoaster one this week? I've been up and down like a yo yo. I can't wait to order a takeaway tonight (50% off code yasssss) and open up this thread 😂 Babe, same I never get sent these discounts but luckily my partner does!!

tattle.life

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Shall I do a new thread, tenderstems?

 

[lilykestrel]

I NEED to know what she uses the corned beef key for. Maybe she gets five, attaches them (sharpened) onto a puddle glove and hey presto, cosplay wolverine!

Or maybe she painstakingly cuts notches into it to match her front door key to give to SB on Tuesdays?

Maybe she makes beef scented earrings?

perhaps they're an accent on the ring pull jewellery pieces

 

[BlendedSlop]

She looks like she is convulsing.

Speaking of...remember when she said she was having convulsions due to a migraine? Never mentioned before or since. Maybe she forgot to add it to her spreadsheet of ailments.

 

[houseofhoop]

Shall I do a new thread, tenderstems?

Yes please, let me help by finding the most voted for you

 

[Foxvint]

I do think it’s interesting how so many brands and companies work with her once and then kind of erase the history of it and act like it never happened, like a low level politburo official in the propaganda department of some miserable soviet outpost in the 1950s frantically airbrushing some unpersonned politician from group photos at the Kremlin.

I note that she no longer figures in the likes or replies of Nigella, Emma Kennedy, Ian Rankin, Richard Osman, Matt Tebutt or any other of those precious blue ticks she loves so much.

With Jack, you get the sense that meeting/working with/having a friendship or relationship with is something that you really only wanna do just once. Then it takes months to extricate yourself and years to get over it.

She doesn't seem to understand anyones boundaries or that meeting/working with someone once does not a friendship make. Tweeting dkl Matts wife, tagging Shattenstone in her petty argument and oi mark got a job for you pal are a few examples off the top of my head. All embarrassingly unreciprocated. Was it 3 weeks she knew Leggy for before she turned up with her case? She's a space invader. One of those ppl who latch on and never consider that your time and energy might not be available to them. A slop barnacle.

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack buys all her followers and snorts coke

Surely we’ve got to state her cat is full Maine coon

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

new thread this-away, tenderstems https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-522-breitlings-are-a-girls-best-friend.39984/