Jack Monroe #521 Stop, thief!
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About once a week, I remember guest acting like Tony Soprano saying "we're a greek-cypriot/norn Irish/Pitsea whatever bleeping ridiculous description she used" and I unbirth myself through cringe. I'm so embarrassed for her.Don’t come for Joe Lycett or you come for all of us.
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Funnily enough, the thought of Dave and his bobble head and Big E resplendent in Matalans finest* doesn't instil enough fear in me to stop me mocking their daughter.
*Like I've said before, I'm sure she's a lovely lady and that, but I'm not afeared for my safety when I imagine her coming at me. I feel like after ten minutes reasonable discourse, I could probably get her to join Tattle to moan about her own kid.
I checked yesterday and that seems to be the case.
She's probably panicking because it potentially affects her upcoming events.
Probably some sort of tax fiddle, money slight of hand thing
I don’t see an end to Old Riley’s grifting. Perhaps someone will get the Rainbow Diversity Arselick Awards cancelled, sure. But I’m a few months she’ll just set up the Arselicking Diversity Rainbow Awards instead. She seems to have a lot of shady tit on the go.
It's just part of her inability to know who she is isn't it. She's desperate to adopt a LABEL, a glamorous/oppressed identity but can't seem to hit on one. The funniest one for me was when she equated her Greek Cypriot identity to running barefoot over mountains and dancing in lemon orchards, seemingly oblivious to the fact that she's not Artemis, we're not in the 10th century BCE and Cyprus is in fact a modern, urbanised society with thriving tech and banking sectors. Also, they now have shoes, and buy lemons from the supermarket just like everyone else (except Jack, for whom lemons are fAnCy.
You're probably right.
However, her lashing out response to nominee withdrawing was a tit move. These days, you get called on something and you are expected to apologise, acknowledge you've been a shitbag and promise to do better. Pointing the finger at everyone else and whataboutery doesn't go down well these days. Even that hole Schofield managed to apologise without blaming everyone else (he'll have had it written for him by a PR company but still) The defensiveness is telling.
Anyhoo, guest is still a twit FYI.
I wonder which side Jack would join? Sugar mama Linda who is clearly on the decline or Joe Lycett who doesn't seem to be able to put a foot wrong with Jack's target audience (and in fact many people beyond them too)
Remembering now the squig that dared to challenge Jack for her unnecessary flight to Dublin last year. She immediately brought it back to cost ("cheaper than a train" or w/ever - when the cheapest option would be the video call the journo asked for) rather than the environmental/middle class entitlement mentality the squig criticised.
Also...why was the thread title not "Slop, thief!" and who do I complain to?
Remembering now the squig that dared to challenge Jack for her unnecessary flight to Dublin last year. She immediately brought it back to cost ("cheaper than a train" or w/ever - when the cheapest option would be the video call the journo asked for) rather than the environmental/middle class entitlement mentality the squig criticised.
Also...why was the thread title not "Slop, thief!" and who do I complain to?
When Linda say she hasn't been to an awards ceremony for ages, does she mean this particular flavour of award ceremony, or in general? Cos there's pics of her at a lot of them in general.
She also said she'd been so thrifty (she was in one of her poverties at the time) that she'd offset the carbon for the flight.
When she says she hasn't been to one for ages, she probably means in the last week.
Big Lin turns up for awards ceremonies with the same degree of casualness and regularity as I pop into the kitchen to make a brew.
Another snide delete of something yesterday. Anyone following her know which Tweet it was?
Big maffs is often confusing in guest's hands.
Her use of imaginary numbers for fundraising is another example - and she never bothers to explain those either.
Riley is trying to keep the focus on Lycett (hoping to paint him as a hypocrite) rather than addressing the ice of pink washing in general. The latter would make for a more uncomfortable discussion.
Oh yeah! And it wasn't even for an on the record interview for a feature was it? IIRC, it was literally just Jack inserting herself into some bigger conversation, desperate for attention and to
Just been looking at expensive watches for my next patreon drop another thread and was wondering why Jack didn’t buy this one.
£38,000? Why not?
£38,000? Why not?
I laugh like a loon at Mafia Monroe shrieking 'YOU COME FOR ONE OF US, YOU COME FOR US ALL', trying to frighten people with the pitsea massive. Pissant.
I can't take credit for that one, unfortunately. I think it was some hero on Twitter that said it about Nadine Dorries and it's never left me.WOW
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