Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425

[Gnomic Gnome]

Oh god I'm getting flashbacks to when I calculated the weight of the pennies that would have had to have been in there if she'd been telling the truth about it being completely full of coins,and not mostly full of foam rubber and fabric. She's such a compulsive fucking liar.

tired brain. I read BIB as the ‘weight of the penises’…

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

But if the digital rewards are non-existent discount codes to a defunct online store and the unlocking of an apology message?

He’s unlocked an apology message and any other posts. Patreon consider any locked posts the “exclusive content”. Obviously in many cases they’ll be much higher quality than Jack’s but that’s how it is - to them and I bet per the T&Cs, he’s been able to access exclusive content so that’s that.

Morally it’s wrong, as said but it’s a problem that’s happened on other digital platforms - people paying for games that turn out to be entirely unplayable, for books that end up being unreadable or copied from wiki etc and the 14 days isn’t considered to automatically apply because it’s digital.

Either way CCJ has been clear his case is on failure to supply the mailed rewards, even he hasn’t claimed he was automatically entitled to a refund for changing his mind in under 14 days (I assume because he knows it doesn’t apply) and it’s that that’s dicey for him.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

I always think of “Iqbal” to the tune of Sex Bomb

Iqbal
Iqbal
You’re my Iqbal
You can give it to me
But I’ve already got one, pal

Yeah!

 

[houseofhoop]

Just this time!
If you were already following her can you still see her tweets when she puts it on private?
Don’t really know how Twitter works.

9pm
Too short

 

[I'm not actually here]

Why are her Hellsite posts open this last few days, instead of being limited just to the Comments Club, out of interest?

 

[mchops]

MH is the bailiffs issue if she makes them aware of it. There is legislation around them visiting vulnerable people and for a £400 debt and someone in the public eye they’re unlikely to want to risk having their license taken for not complying with it.

At the moment it’s not a big enough debt for high court enforcement, the ones who’ll visit her won’t have anywhere near that level of power.

If is doing a lot of lifting.
She owes the ccj ?

 

[Bread]

Could someone please point me to some of the links which say it's illegal to ask for monies and to use it for something else? Thanks

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

So this was screengrabbed pretty much at the time: 23:16 13/05
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And then the next comment on the thread was:
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So I'd say she must have deleted it at around the same time.

She put it up at 7.30 same night...

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It's Friday night.

It's always Friday night.

How is it always Friday night when these things happen?

Is Groundhog Friday a particularly important Jewish holiday or something?

 

[moldwarp]

Not so much every accusation is a confession as every performance is a confession.

So has she confessed to grifting on the boulevaaaaaaardd

 

[Fleasyweezy]

If you tolerate this then the patreon supporters will be next

(Listenkng to the manics on 6music!)

Did they meet Jack at The Ivy, given the opening lines
The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold

Could have saved everybody a lot of trouble if the next line had been “now fuck off, Jack”

 

[L3moning]

They'd have to prove bad faith.

I wasn't trying to be helpful so all good

And are you just pulling me up on the infiltration suspicion or others too?

Yours happened to be the post I saw, I don't think it's massively helpful whoever is saying it, in whichever thread (See previous comments of mine in the Phillip Schofield thread...)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Please can someone explain what a CODE is? I've looked for ages before bothering you with the question and it is EXHAUSTING

New members can't join without a current member generating a referral code.

See more info HERE.

 

[missbct]

She wants 10,000 tuppence, while we await her comeuppance

thread suggestion too lateeeeee

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just feeling so pissed off with it all today. I work so fucking hard, and I will never NEVER earn as much as she gets for doing fuck all.

Would you like a box of old spoooooons? I could send some if it helps you feel better

 

[L3moning]

That's not even the centrefold, check out the staples.

Does also remind me, as a lot of things do, of a song lyric.

"And all those centrefolds / you can't afford / have long since waved their last goodbyes", from Centrefolds, which is the final track on the Placebo album Sleeping with Ghosts.

 

[OrigamiEyes]

Now she has locked down, hard to see anything. But iirc her last tweet was the lunacy about mackerel pate. Was that open to all comments? On unofficialbird/nitter, there was no sign it was only to comments Club as normally shows... Or so I thought.

No, it was comments club only as usual (screenshot not mine, I took it from someone here, don't remember who, sorry ).

And it's still comments club only (as ALL her tweets in forever) now that she's locked up again.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

You”ve cheered me up @People-huv-tae-know

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

I hope it's not Paul Bohill that's Bailiffin at her gaff. He's so nice.

Maybe they'll send Big Stu, he takes no prisoners !

 

[Sensible Susan]

She's so dim she thinks Pro Bono is the lead singer of U2 etc etc

Or a dog treat with added vitamins

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

Didn’t she bring Content home on the bus or train? Must have been a long journey for a puppy. I think Jack was expecting a ride in Harold’s big car but was left in a crater holding shreds of her heart or summat like that.

That would fit the breeder is on one of the first stops out of Norwich on the Norwich to Ely line