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This week???!!! You must be new here.
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This week???!!! You must be new here.
She was asked (i think on the Giovanna Fletcher podcast) about Yannis, her brother. He's done very well for himself and all she could say was that they were close when they were little. Nothing more, just one snarky sentence.This has blown my mind the most. I’ve followed her for about 8 years now on various forms of SM over the years and never ever once in my memory has she mentioned A single one of those 3 (3?!) siblings.
Ok if there was 1 or 2 it might make sense maybe that they just weren’t that close, but 3 and she doesn’t spend time with a single one of them enough to mention?
I’m sure it’ll thicken up in the oven.The plot thickens ...
I'm doing OK, a bit sore. You good Housefraus are keeping me entertained and providing company. Thankfully JM never followed up with that promise of food for cancer patients. Not that I would be likely to try any.I mean there’s quite a selection of dark/black plants you can get these days, I’m sure a landlord wouldn’t object to some bedding plants. Also hope you’re doing ok MancBee.
Can we organise a pay rise for Pocahontas please? She's working harder than the rest of the cabal.Congratulations to @acca00 for your second thread title. Winner with most reactions.
Also, honourable mention to @Carrotcrunchet for: ‘Saturn runs rings around R Jackie’s triangulation’, which is also proving popular.
Recap of #51
This thread saw Jack Monroe get back in touch with her Greek roots, and she produced a delightfully edible looking feast that looked, literally, too good to be true.
She also produced a Trainspotting-style list of what she deemed were divisions of rich and poor in terms of classy and trashy.
She then posted an two-page short memoir about her grief for the kitten (and possibly for relationship that is no longer). She deleted it.
She went for a walk with her friend and didn’t fall in the lake.
Lastly, our detective and hero on the outside Saturn has uncovered a potential conspiracy on Twitter, making the cabal aware through cleverly coded messages that an account named ‘Chaz[and numbers]’ appeared to be following accounts that are possibly associated with members of the cabal. Interestingly, ‘Chaz’ has now deleted their twitter account.
The plot thickens ...
Being autistic doesn't make you cunty.I've seen her blame it on her autism too.
“Emails from human beings”? As opposed to what, fish?View attachment 191086
My eyes just rolled completely out of my head.
a) Why do you have nine email boxes? Maybe spend an hour consolidating?
b) what the f are you doing for 20 hours a day/90 hours a week if you're not checking your emails????
Argh.
And this is why we’re all here! Jack has many faults and done a lot of stupid things during lockdown but the way she pretends to be poor to manipulate people into giving her money is by far the worst!So I just clicked on the Patreon link that she listed on her ‘off Twitter but you can still contact me’ Post.
I can’t believe what I’ve just read!
View attachment 191833View attachment 191834Erm how many postcards would one person need!? What are they doing with them all?? $14 (£11!)dollars a monthView attachment 191835 A pack of 6 postcards EVERY month for £18.76, mother of God, you’d be drowning in them if you’d joined a few years ago, although that general feeling of wellbeing would be such a boost for a person
View attachment 191836Then for £34.40 a month signed framed photo only one and then all the previous rewards erm a stack of postcards!? Recipes (aren’t those given away fro free? And the sense of well-being, phew at least they have that warm glow every monthView attachment 191840
For £65.67 a month you can be a whispering sous chef! A personal thanks if your idea is used erm what about actual recognition!!!
I can’t quite believe the gall!!
As a 90% vegan it is obviously her duty to buy up all the chicken to prevent other disgusting carnivores from eating itWhy did she buy so much chicken?! 3 packs of wafer thin chicken and then this chicken?! She was there for like 4 days.